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 komodo_8

Joined: 2/2/2006
Msg: 1
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Posted: 5/21/2006 6:39:07 AM
ok now this might be a weird topic... when i was younger i used to work as a teleamarketer (hearing the cat calls now) and we had an office joke to see who could find the funniest name.... and call them while keepin a straight face.... now some of the names were funny...

1.dickie snapper
2.ben hardon
3.peter pecker

now i was wonderin if you folks had some funny names in your phone book around your area... check it out write back
 Football Mom

Joined: 1/10/2006
Msg: 2
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Posted: 5/21/2006 7:02:03 AM
There's quite a few funny names of clients we have at work. Our collections girl can hardly keep from laughing when she calls them.

Lucky Khunkhun
Tidball
King Kee Poon (we say kinky poon)
Dillbag
Needy McNutt
 ryguysmom

Joined: 12/11/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 5/21/2006 8:41:45 AM
I went to school with people who had some funny messed up names..... like Stankevich, Morwood, DeStinchy, Drydak,Moulton, Willick, and my fav. Siopidis......
 Loiso

Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 4
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Posted: 5/21/2006 11:58:21 AM
I was in class once with a guy who's name was Wonderful. Also in my school there is a couple of teachers with absolutely hillarious names - Dipti Gupta, Susan Flood Turner, Mohammad Islam... Hopefully none of them are on this site to sue me, lol...

But the top I've ever heard... I have a friend who works at the hospital as a receptionist. He once saw a file of a guy called... D.i.c.k. Scracher...
 easy_going

Joined: 3/7/2005
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Posted: 5/21/2006 12:17:00 PM
Funniest one I ever seen , was a loan officer at a bank , his name was Bob Knoblick. I couldnt keep a straight face .
 fungeek

Joined: 11/10/2005
Msg: 6
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Posted: 5/21/2006 11:17:53 PM
once had a friend named Kyle Lick...lol no pun intended
 ratdawg

Joined: 3/24/2006
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Posted: 5/22/2006 1:15:37 AM
I saw a name plate on a desk that said, J. Wabbit
 THE Hersh

Joined: 12/31/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 5/22/2006 3:41:06 AM
One of the guys in the complex where I work is called Death, Mr. Death. We're afraid to ask what he does for a living.

Hersh
 redhead363

Joined: 2/20/2006
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Posted: 5/22/2006 6:23:01 AM
Try B. A. Dyke...if those were my initials...think I'd be using my name...
 Jenn179

Joined: 5/4/2006
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Posted: 5/22/2006 11:53:12 AM
I graduated with a girl named Penny Hooker. Her middle name was Denise, and she married a last guy who's name was Sells. I sh*t you not. (Penny D. Hooker-Sells) Sweet girl, too. Very evil parents.
 stan2gud

Joined: 3/4/2006
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Posted: 5/22/2006 12:07:27 PM
worked with someone named D_i_ck Drayne (pronounced d_i_ck drain)
 Artmiranda

Joined: 12/3/2004
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Posted: 5/22/2006 12:10:18 PM
I worked with a guy named Orel Sexton; preferred to be called Jim.
 gr8_honest_gal

Joined: 1/7/2006
Msg: 13
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Posted: 5/22/2006 12:20:23 PM
Poor Girl... Anita Di_ck
 stan2gud

Joined: 3/4/2006
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Posted: 5/22/2006 12:22:07 PM
Martin Mull's wife.... Anna
 cobain3540

Joined: 12/13/2005
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Posted: 5/22/2006 12:24:48 PM
I have played cards a few times with a guy names Chew Yee
 judytoo

Joined: 3/31/2006
Msg: 16
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Posted: 5/22/2006 3:02:53 PM
My sis's third or fourth husband had an uncle named Harry Di**ck
 suthrncharm

Joined: 2/28/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 5/22/2006 3:17:53 PM
former deputy named his sone ben dover, romie caught hell for it
 komodo_8

Joined: 2/2/2006
Msg: 18
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Posted: 5/22/2006 3:28:33 PM
sorry folks these are pretty good cant stop laughin... now come on look in the phone book and get more ... lol
 redhead363

Joined: 2/20/2006
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Posted: 5/22/2006 4:28:43 PM
I did a thread on undateabke last names......Roach, Hogg, Pigg,**** Tinkle....got alot of feedback..some guy that Carrie Bradshaw knew named Phil McCracken...Don't want to become Anita Long-Dick...
 cubsfan4life

Joined: 4/25/2006
Msg: 20
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Posted: 5/22/2006 6:14:05 PM
know of a lady named fonda**** and she married a man named cox
 Polly_G

Joined: 11/21/2005
Msg: 21
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Posted: 5/22/2006 6:39:39 PM
I worked with a Dr. Kwak.
 PrimeWoman

Joined: 4/25/2006
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Posted: 5/23/2006 4:57:21 PM
One of the doctors at a military clinic, performed (among other things) vasectomies. His name? Dr. Deldo. His wife, also a Dr.-same clinic did some of the paps. They were a couple of Deldos.

A Chiropractic Dr...Name on building: Dr. Feelgood.


Saw a Hung Far Lo in the phone book.
 n8ive_mandy

Joined: 11/17/2005
Msg: 23
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Posted: 5/23/2006 9:57:09 PM
My old Tech. Teacher's name was D*ck Blow. And there was also a Mr. Flowers (I'm serious and he really WAS gay, one of the coolest teachers I've ever had too). I also remember this girl teacher's name: "Ms.Ivanna, Chuck".

My step dad often introduces himself as Phil McKrackin, but that's not his name
 criztine

Joined: 11/9/2005
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Posted: 5/24/2006 9:59:22 AM
There's a guy in my phonebook named Fuzz English....who the hell names their kid Fuzz?
 Jenn179

Joined: 5/4/2006
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Posted: 5/24/2006 10:12:10 AM
There's a man in the phonebook here named Charles P. Enis. I used to get checks in the mail from him when I worked at the newspaper. Why couldn't he just leave the P. out?? He likes the P. He's an attentionwhore. Bless his 80-something year old heart.
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