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Posted: 5/22/2006 2:20:17 PM | Cheese that doesn't belong to you?
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Na-cho-cheese :D | |
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Posted: 5/22/2006 2:25:38 PM | a guy no arms and no legs on the wall.........................................
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Art.
HAHAHAHHA | |
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Posted: 5/22/2006 2:37:14 PM | a guy with no arms and legs at your doorstep...........
.........Matt | |
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Posted: 5/22/2006 4:03:18 PM | | a guy no arms and no legs u sing into...........................Mike | |
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Posted: 5/22/2006 8:58:21 PM |
a girl with one leg ......... Ilene
an asian girl with one leg .......... Irean | |
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Posted: 5/23/2006 9:47:59 AM | WHAT DO YOU CALL
A man with no arms and no legs...
In the water: Bob
In the water in the deep south: Boy (buoy)
In a creek: Adam (a dam)
In a hole: Phil
In a bog: Pete
Masturbating: (it doesn't matter what you call him he's not going to cum) | |
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Posted: 5/23/2006 12:39:58 PM | A man with no arms and no legs...
In a pile of leaves: Russell | |
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Posted: 5/23/2006 9:09:44 PM | An Irishman with no arms and no legs on your deck?
Patty O'Furniture | |
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Posted: 5/23/2006 9:25:47 PM | What Do You Call A Sociopath In A Cubicle?
A Coworker
(A Dilbert Treasury Paperback) | |
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Posted: 5/24/2006 2:31:03 AM | A cow with no legs ......... ground chuck
A cow masterbating ......... beef stroganoff | |
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Posted: 5/24/2006 9:48:44 AM | a man with a shovel in his head....doug
a man without a shovel in his head.....dougless
an irish man with no arms or legs that just bounced off the wal.....rick O'shay
ahhhh so stupid...had to tell them..carry on | |
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Posted: 5/24/2006 11:18:48 AM | How do you get holy water?
Boil the hell out of it.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a
tree would kill you?
A pool table.
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can
roast beef.
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
Why are there so many Johnson's in the phone book? They all have
phones.
Why do bagpipers walk when they play? They're trying to get away
from the noise.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the
psychopath.
A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck. The
bartender says, "All right, I'll let ya stay---but don't start
nuthin." | |
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Posted: 5/24/2006 8:22:55 PM | a man with no arms or legs laying in the bottom of the tub?
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Dwain | |
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Posted: 5/24/2006 8:30:05 PM | What do you call a dog with 4 legs and one arm?
A happy pitbull | |
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Joined: 5/29/2006
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Posted: 6/2/2006 9:08:24 AM | What do you call a minority who graduated from medical school?
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A doctor, you freakin racist. | |
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| Communication
Posted: 6/3/2006 12:41:46 PM | A farmer walks into a lawyer's office. "May I help you," asks the lawyer.
"Yea," replies the farmer. "I want to git one of those dayvorces."
The lawyer says: "do you have any grounds?"
The farmer says: "yes; I got about 140 acres."
"No, no." Says the lawyer. "Do you have a case?"
"Oh, a Case," replies the farmer. "No, but I have a John Deere."
"You don't understand," says the lawyer. "Do you have a grudge?"
"Yeah," says the farmer. "That's where I park my John Deere."
"Listen," says the lawyer. "Do you have a suit?"
"Yes, sir," replies the farmer. "And I wear it to church every Sunday."
"Look, sir," says the lawyer. "Does your wife beat you up or anything?"
"Nope," replies the farmer. "We both get up at 4:30."
Finally the lawyer says: "Okay. WHY do you want a divorce?"
"Oh," says the farmer. "Because I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."
 Tunz | |
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Posted: 6/3/2006 8:54:08 PM | what is it that walks on four legs during the day, two legs in the afternoon and three legs at night? | |
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Posted: 6/4/2006 5:32:10 PM | What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and a twelve inch pud?
Partially Handicapped.
~W. | |
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