| Stop signs.... Posted: 5/27/2006 9:43:54 AM | A man was driving along one day, and came up to a stop sign... he casually slowed down, but did not stop. A cop saw this, and pulled him over.
"do you know why I pulled you over?" Asked the officer
"I wasn't speeding, so no, i have no idea!" says the man
"you ran through a stop sign back there." exclaimed the cop
"aww... c'mon man! I slowed down, and there was no one around!" whined the man.
"step out of the vehicle, now!" ordered the cop.
The man did so... and then the cop pulled out his baton, and repeatedly began to bludgeon the man.... and after awhile.. the cop said "Now, would you like me to stop, or slow down?" | |
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