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Posted: 5/31/2006 12:30:31 PM |  ...Ok Permanently Pre-menstrual...hang on... I'm still trying to catch my breath. I've been laughing hysterically since reading your profile. YOU ARE ONE FUNNY GIRL!!
The problem as I see it is that no one is going to read past your headline to find out that this is all tongue in cheek. Your headline scares them away. Hell, it scared me at first. You need to reel them in, then let them read your very humorous take on dating in the 21st century.
Only other comment is that with the bad header is the equally scary pic. I would replace it with the sultry #5 photo - put in a positive header and leave the rest as is.
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Posted: 5/31/2006 12:40:51 PM | Macbeau...you are soooo cute. Unfortunately, women see the 5'7" height and don't bother to read any further. You've got to get their attention from the very minute they open your profile. You need a good header. Take #18 from your own 20 fun facts about Macbeau...
18. I like "average" to "voluptuous" women (Hourglass) and partial to women with hair of any reasonable color.
Do you have any idea how many women you'll attract if that is the first thing they see???? Even women who aren't large will be drawn to you for saying that. If its too long, leave off the hair part.
Next, you have great close ups of your face, but strangley, only from the right side. How about a full frontal view and a nice body shot. Nothing cheesy but show how nice a 5'7" frame looks.
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Posted: 5/31/2006 12:46:44 PM | ohdriver - photos, photos, photos. Get rid of all of them and start over. The only one that isn't blurry is 50 feet away and you can't tell what you look like anyway.
You are a gorgeous man but I had to stare at the photos for several seconds, really squinting to try to make out your image.
As for what your friend said...screw your friend...what do you say? You have to know who you are before you can share your life with someone else.
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Posted: 5/31/2006 1:16:42 PM | Runmartinrun - oh if only you lived in Florida my friend. I'd make you take down your profile and run away with you!
Ok - first of all, although you are very handsome, the only picture which comes close to showing this is the one in the yellow shirt.
You have GOT to get some better photos. Seriously. I like the action shots of you doing what you love but I don't necessarily get to see your face very well.
As for the text...WOW! You are a dream. An intelligent, thoughtful, in-touch man...FABULOUS! Don't change a thing.
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Posted: 5/31/2006 1:56:45 PM | Bryantinfl,
Thanks for the EXTREMELY kind words.
And, just so you know, my truck IS pointed East right now, so maybe I'll just start her up and .................
The 'yellow' picture was my main when I first went on-line, but it's 4 years old. The current 'red' one has gotten some good results ( and it's only four weeks old).
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Posted: 5/31/2006 2:06:14 PM | Jackie, Jackie, Jackie. What are you thinking girl? You look like you are doing a Morticia impersonation. The only half way decent picture of your beautiful face is the second one and I'm not even very happy with that one...BECAUSE...you don't look happy.
Not only do none of your pictures look happy but the entire tone of your profile is negative, down, and kind of demanding. You must have said honesty about 10 times. So you've been hurt, someone's been dishonest with you...we get it.
You are just scaring men away.
1. New photos at least two with a big smile.
2. You have a nice figure, show it off. NO PORNO STUFF...just show the shape.
3. Pep up your profile. If you are as unhappy as your profile reads, no one will want to be with you.
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Posted: 5/31/2006 2:11:18 PM | uballe,
You are a nice looking man but your pictures are total cheeseball. You write beautifully and obviously have your **** together but it is too long man. WAY too long.
Cut the bio in half, and don't go into what you are looking for in a woman...as much. Save something for the date.
For every ten e-mails you send out - one will be a viable connection. Send out at least 10 a day. AFTER you change the profile. 
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uballe
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Posted: 5/31/2006 2:23:45 PM |
what kind of pics do you suppose I should take?
Since you box...how about a shot of you in the ring? Not a close up but showing your body a bit.
Definitely want two close ups of your face - smiling, looking happy.
Get a real good female friend to take the photos and style (pose you) so you look hot.
You can keep one goofy shot if you have these others.
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uballe
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