| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 2/20/2005 11:54:00 PM | For those of us who are single and loving it!
I don't miss:
Sharing (time, space, bed, food, anything)
Pretending to be interested when all I want to do is watch the Simpsons in peace
Eating food I hate or cooking when I am not hungry
Having to lock my cats out while I sleep
Having my email inbox flooded every day
Having to schedule my life around someone else
Not sleeping! | |
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| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 2/21/2005 6:11:06 AM | Not having as much money to spend on myself.
Having to be concerned about somebody elses feelings.
Having to consult somebody before making household decisions. | |
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| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 2/21/2005 9:10:06 AM | aaawwwww striker we could never work out then.
I dont miss him hitting on other women all the time.
I dont miss drinking him under the table and having to babysit his sorry a$$.
I dont miss going to church to make his parents happy!
I dont miss cleaning my room because he was a neat freak!
I dont miss his temper!
MOST OF ALL I DONT MISS HIM!!!!!! | |
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| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 2/21/2005 9:14:54 AM | I dont miss her thinking its funny to fart in bed. Yeah haha stinky.
I dont miss her cheating!
I dont miss her crying when I got mad at her for cheating and making me feel sorry for her.
Girls are masters at reversing who is the victim.
I dont miss her taking advantage of me being a softy.
I dont miss her crying, the ultimate anti-JOhnny weapon of mass destruction | |
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| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 2/21/2005 9:20:24 AM | I don't miss having to actually think before saying and doing things.
You know... that little nagging voice... will she get pissed, will she take it wrong, will she approve of sitting in the lawn naked, will she complain if I eat the whole pizza by myself, should I leave the last glass of orange juice for her (since she took the time to actually write her name on it), should I have used a glass, I don't want to do my laundry but I know if I wanna see her out of her laundry again I'd better.... the typical stuff. | |
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| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 2/21/2005 9:29:32 AM | being held accountable for my flirting...
sleeping on the edge of the bed when my favorite side is the middle !
hair all over the bathroom (I always get the hair leakers)
being held accountable for anything I do  | |
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Joined: 1/30/2005
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| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 4/19/2008 12:26:20 PM | Constraints on my time
Limits on my friends
Demands about my clothing/appearance
Cheapskates
Self-centered egoists
Hey maybe I'd better choose more carefully next time  | |
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| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 4/19/2008 12:35:35 PM | Only one comes to mind:
Her thinking that I am going to actually change something fundamental about me in order to meet her expectations ... and complaining when I don't. | |
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| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 4/19/2008 12:41:23 PM | | I don't miss having to share the bed and not getting a sound night's sleep. I don't miss having to go to parties with people I don't like just because it's important for his career. I don't miss a lot of the demands placed on my time for doing boring stuff. And I especially don't miss anything to do with ex-wives or ex-girlfriends affecting our time together. | |
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| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 4/19/2008 12:46:28 PM | I don't miss having to spend time with her parents every couple of weeks just because they are too boring and lifeless to have lives of their own.
I don't miss having a situation turned to keep her looking good and me feeling foolish.
I don't miss feeling bad about having normal healthy desires. Like wanting to have great sex. Too bad it never happened with her.
I don't miss feeling like I'll never have a fulfilling life because we are living out her dream while mine got destroyed.
I don't miss her not taking me seriously when I expressed something important to me.
I don't miss being married at all! It was so limiting and degrading. I'll never do that again. Beware of those who pressure you for marriage. They are merely insecure and expect you to fix something in them that they haven't been able to fix their entire life! | |
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| The things you DON'T miss about a relationship
Posted: 4/19/2008 1:25:57 PM | I do miss:
Sharing (time, space, bed, food, evrything)
I do miss:
Being interested when all there to do is watch the Simpsons and be bored
I do miss:
Eating food with some one who ie enjoying their meal and cooking for her even when I'm not hungry
I do miss:
Having a reason to lock my cats out while I sleep or while just in the bedroom
I do miss:
Having my email inbox flooded every day with the minutia of her life and what is going thru her mind
I do miss:
Having someone to schedule my life around not just myself to think about
I do miss:
Not sleeping!
I like being in a relationship and I find that many of the things that people don't like are the very things I enjoy.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleepbecause reality is finally better than your dreams. :Dr. Suess | |
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