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 donfxds

Joined: 2/20/2006
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potentially or realistically ?
Posted: 6/17/2006 4:45:02 AM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him,"Dad, whats the difference between potentially and realistically?" the father thought for a moment and answered "Go ask your mother mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars and ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars the come back and tell me what you learn.
So the boy went to his mother and asked if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars? the mother replied " of course, I woulden't pass an opportunity like that." the boy then went to his sister and asked if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars? the girl replied "of course I would, I woulden't pass up an opportunity like that" so the boy went to his brother and asked if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars? "of course" replied the brother,"Do you know what you could buy with a million dollars" the boy thought about this for a while and went back to his father and his father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?" the boy replied, "yes sir, Potentially were sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, were living with two sluts and a fag."
 checkin-u

Joined: 1/28/2006
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potentially or realistically ?
Posted: 6/17/2006 5:52:20 AM
hahahahahaha...good one
 ImaDancingQueen

Joined: 5/17/2006
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potentially or realistically ?
Posted: 6/19/2006 1:27:57 PM
OMG that's good.
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