| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 8:09:24 AM | I can't believe there's never been a thread on this yet.
I recently saw a vid clip and in it was this guy with really really really big nuts. I'm not talking about diseased, use them as chair nuts mind you, just obviously bigger than average cajones. This brought to mind a lady I dated once that told me this was a big turn on...I also read (and I'm not saying it was a scientific based article) that men with larger balls are more inclined to cheating.
Whatcha think ladies...big balls do it for ya and does anybody have any info that would corroborate or refute the cheating theory? | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 8:31:37 AM | I don't think I would find a saggy, big nut filled, sack, all that attractive..
What good would BIG BALLS be??? Blech.. Average size testicles, would be
more fun to play with, to suck on, and probably won't swing against certain areas
while getting it on... MEHHHH... Not for me.. gimme a big dik.. not big balls...
Off topic: That made me think of this little kid in a movie once that ran
around saying "BALLS, BALLS, BALLS, BALLS" | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 8:58:20 AM | Guess that goes with that AC DC tune........
I've got big balls, he's got big ball who has the biggest balls of them all?
I dunno about any of this I really try not to focus on just one tool in the tool box, I like the whole tool box. Every man is different as I'm sure every woman is.
I suppose if it's big enough, when your doin' your best " get it on , bangagone" his balls could be slappin' your clit?
& what's the theory here? If he has big balls he's going to cheat? Maybe he just likes his shaggin' and is still trying to get to "bangagone" & just has more mileage? Hell I dunno, I just don't pay that much attention to comparing balls & everything when there is so much more to explore! | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 9:00:37 AM | I've got big balls and I cannot lie, you otha brothas can't deny! haha
omg this is gonna be on my profile :/ | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 9:04:56 AM | you must have some big balls to post such a stupid ass topic | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 9:21:32 AM | I can't believe there's never been a thread on this yet.
I recently saw a vid clip and in it was this guy with really really really big nuts. I'm not talking about diseased, use them as chair nuts mind you, just obviously bigger than average cajones. This brought to mind a lady I dated once that told me this was a big turn on...I also read (and I'm not saying it was a scientific based article) that men with larger balls are more inclined to cheating.
Whatcha think ladies...big balls do it for ya and does anybody have any info that would corroborate or refute the cheating theory?
My only theory would be to look at cats, large and small. Tom cats...big balls and they have to mark territory everywhere they go and heaven forbid they smell females in heat... they gotta lay everyone of 'em. | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 9:29:51 AM | | Maybe they are large because they havent been used recently and they are ready to explode! | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 9:34:28 AM | They swell and firm up when we're sexually aroused. they also turn red. *hehehe*
My g/f loves'em... loves to hold them in her fingers... kiss'em, suck'em, squeeze'em... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
:-d
oH.. and they fill up again really quick. She DRAINS me and 5 minutes later it happens again.
She's great. | |
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 10:11:05 AM |
HK: when your doin' your best " get it on , bangagone"
Technically, it's "get it on, bang a gong"
http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/bangagon.htm
You may like this website: http://www.kissthisguy.com/
They don't have an entry for your misheard lyrics yet.
GE&H | |
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 10:57:21 AM | | I do not for one moment believe that the size of a mans genitalia determines his prowess for cheating. I for one, am not overly thrilled with the visual appeal of a mans scrotum, but it's all a part of the package that I consider fun and important to stimulate. | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 11:00:46 AM | Have to agree with Felanie - don't give a damn about big balls...
Must be a 'guy' thing - no female I've ever known or talked to has expressed interest in
LARGE testicles fercrissakes
 <<<< jumping smiley balls
edit: oh yeah - some guys cheat no matter what the size of their nuts | |
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 11:02:58 AM | I like 'em scratched. That's all I have to say about that. Oh sometimes they float in the tub and other times they sink. I think it depends on how "full" they are. A friend of mine said she would check out her husbands balls in the tub after a hunting trip or any extended time away from home. If they sank she said she knew he didn't cheat nor jack off whilst he was away. If they floated she said he had some explaining to do. "Why are your nuts empty after a weekend with "The Guys?""
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 11:48:52 AM | Hey! This isn't the Balls Song Thread!!! Or wait a minute... maybe it is!
OP... Big balls... small balls... in between balls... so long as they have a neighbor who's a d*ck... don't know about the whole cheating aspect of it though...
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 12:50:11 PM |
I do not for one moment believe that the size of a mans genitalia determines his prowess for cheating. I for one, am not overly thrilled with the visual appeal of a mans scrotum, but it's all a part of the package that I consider fun and important to stimulate.
they totally change shape when a male is sexually stimulated, just like the penis. My g/f pointed this out to me...In fact, she's really given me incredibly intense, long lasting orgasms by incorporating this into our lovemaking. If feels so good, it HURTS. | |
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 12:51:33 PM | ^^^^Uh yup they sure do!!!!  | |
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 12:56:36 PM | I know some women are really turned off by the sight of a man's balls. One of the mods will probably delete this thread, in fact... she shall remain nameless... but it's like alot of other things... some like'em, some don't.
But as I said, testicle stimulation is a great way to stimulate some males like myself to incredible orgasms when you're giving head or having vaginal or anal sex if you can work it in. | |
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 1:28:01 PM | | From what I can remember from a primate evolution class I took in university on the big balls/cheating theory. It is based on the size of different primates testicles. Gorillas who are the most monogamous of the primates have the smallest balls. Orangutans are the next most monogamous and have medium sized balls. Chimps and pygmy chimps screw constantly and have the largest balls. The theory is that they need the biggest testes so that they can spread their seed in such a widespread manner. By the way - a chimp only takes 4 seconds to get off when he has sex - so be thankful ladies not ALL guys have those big balls. Damn I remember way to much about apes balls to be healthy | |
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 1:29:19 PM | | holycow...u mean there was something to that article? Thanks dude! | |
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 1:40:01 PM | | hmm..so what I need to do is say..yes ma'am I'm really interested and I'm a very good and faithful catch. And I've got real small balls to prove it. Think it could hurt?? | |
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 1:59:35 PM | @GreenEyesAndHam
It's all good I'm aware it's a misquote, I really did mean get it on Bang a gone.
that's a bang and they are gone, so maybe that's why they have big balls ? a lotta bangin' going on
add it to your link if ya wanna | |
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| igbay allsbay
Posted: 6/22/2006 2:21:50 PM | BANG A GONE???
You are still misquoting it!!!!!..
It isn't a typographical error that GE&H is referring to, it is your misconception of the lyrics. | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 3:54:09 PM | big balls a turn on?
thats funny... like some hairy sacs
hanging down to a guys knees are a turn on...
old man ballz I guess ;) | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 4:07:24 PM | @ Felanie
BANG A GONE???
You are still misquoting it!!!!!..
It isn't a typographical error that GE&H is referring to, it is your misconception of the lyrics.
No SH!T Sherlock ! Guess ya miss read my reply!!!!!!!!!!! Lemme show ya again
It's all good I'm aware it's a misquote, I really did mean get it on Bang a gone.
that's a bang and they are gone, so maybe that's why they have big balls ? a lotta bangin' going on
it was meant as humor eh. get over it! | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 4:24:49 PM | Hmmm.. how come noone is laughing..
must be a warped sense of humor.. *shrugs*..
Oh well.. I was over it a long time ago..
Big balls aren't that sexy ON TOPIC, I would rather a nice set of average sized nuts, hanging with a BIG *COUGH COUGH*...
Can we get a take on that?? Glory hole anyone?? | |
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| Big Balls
Posted: 6/22/2006 4:43:07 PM | I think the balls look ok to me,havent seen any changes..
Edit Sorry,I posted on the wrong forum,should of been
the soccer world cup thread on the sports forum!! | |
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