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 donfxds

Joined: 2/20/2006
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lost keys
Posted: 6/24/2006 9:29:29 AM
A guy that had a few too many was stagering around town when the cop's asked him what he was doing he replied " I'm looking for my car, I know I left it right here a few hours ago" the cop happend to look down and noticed the guy's wang was hanging out and told him to put it away or he would be arrested for indecent exposier. the guy looks down and says "sh*t it aint bad enough I lost my car, I lost my girlfriend too"
 CANT BE 2 SERIOUS

Joined: 3/25/2006
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lost keys
Posted: 6/24/2006 12:19:08 PM
and this has to do with keys hows?????????
 donfxds

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lost car
Posted: 6/24/2006 4:14:14 PM
well it was supposed to read lost car but some how I got messed up telling the joke,sorry itm kinda ruins the joke when you dont tell it right, well I guess everyone figured it out by now
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