| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/25/2006 3:19:53 PM | I drove 13 hrs to meet this man...
He seemed so together and dignified that I couldn't wait to get there.
He showed me his city and behaved impeccably. A real gentleman...
I was clearly impressed by his intelligence and behavior.
I liked this man a LOT.
Everything was going great until the 2nd day I was in town and he decided it was time for a bit of fun.
What I thought was going to be a tickle fight turned out to be simply awful...
Oh I got tickled...
And then he *GAK* held me down and licked my nose!
Not once or twice but like a dog saying hello when you get home from work.
I'm screaming and he's laughing his ass off at me the whole time.
Anyone else have disgusting encounters of this nature?
If so...how did you handle it?
We joined some of his friends for lunch that day...
I promptly told them and they found it to be hysterical since he always acts so dignified.
They didn't expect him to ever be so, so...well you know...
I was able to turn the tables on him in my own way and enjoyed the reaction to the fullest. | |
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/25/2006 3:46:00 PM | You should have blown your snot out onto this tongue...
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The most disgusting date I went on, we went to a friend's b'day party, out at the lake
We were just going to commute and drive back that night.. I had a bad burger or something that turned my stomach.. so I decided to crawl into a sleeping bag and have a rest for a while. When I woke up, my date had been drinking soooo much, that he pissed his pants...
Fell into a bush, ripped my sweatshirt he had borrowed, then demanded that I sit in front of him on the ground... then he tried to get me to put my head on his lap.. UMM NO WAY!!! He had piss all over him... I proceeded to take his car, leave him at the lake for his friends to look after, I dropped his car off at his house, and walked the 12 miles home, because I hadnt taken a purse... I was so angry I never thought to just take a cab, and pay him when he got me home.. LOL
Now THAT is disgusting!!!!!!!
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/25/2006 4:18:52 PM | Not sure I can top what you ladies said but here goes...
My date(my boss) and I were on a riverboat dinner cruise...along with us were several what appeared to be well to do...(snobbish ) couples....so my date starts partaking of the free alcohol, after awhile , and several drinks later they annouce it was time to go to the cabin for the buffet dinner, at which time he rudely pushes others out of his way to be the first in line...only to stumble and knock over the entire buffet table...
After they improvised another meal and we were lead back to the deck... they tried to cut him off on the alcohol but finally gave in to shut him up, he then proceeded to talk ugly to anyone who looked his direction.....followed up by him leaning over the railing and shooting other boaters the finger...
At the end of the cruise he had to be carried to his car...at which time he promptly passed out leaving me to lug his drunk tail in the house or leave him in a parking lot all night...
And the next day we were back at work...him still my boss, but I no longer his date... | |
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/25/2006 4:29:35 PM | | I have no disgusting stories as of yet but as for him licking your nose..yes maybe after your first cpl days of being withhim that is strange butI don't think it would be that gross if you had been dating for awhile. | |
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/25/2006 5:00:57 PM | | lmao ,i so had a memory flashback reading this post ,I was in whiterock ,british columbia a place called 1001 steps,ironicaly there were ,i was young and foolish my date was also young,we decided to go to the beach to drink,a case of beer and a 26 of southern comfort ,my date down the SC like it was coolaid and needless to say got quite drunk in the time it took me to sip 2 beer (aprox 2 hrs),to my suprise she passed out and it was time to go ,so i politely carried her up the stairs on about step 200 i felt a warm sensation down my chest ,you guessed it she peed about step 500 she woke up in a drunken stupor demanded to walk on her own ,she was so drunk needless to say i ended herding her back up the 50 or so steps we went back down in her insistance she could do it ,lmao so again i politely assisted and carried her step 8oo she decided not to tell me she was in spin cycle and vomited down my back,step 955 vomit again, we finally got to my car a brand new 86 iroc z ,I proceeded to drive her home,she puked some more ,i finally got her home ,to my suprise ,no one was home and she had no keys so i did what anyone would do , i took her home, upon arriving home i took her and put her in my bath tub ,showered her down and proceeded to strip her nakid ,after cleaning her up ,i gave her my favourite shirt and took her clothes and went downstairs to wash them,when i came back up i found her with my roommate giving him a bj ,as angry as i was i had just had enough ,and left i took my car to a car wash and went and cleaned it top and bottom,the following day she phones me claiming not to remmber anything and asked to go out again ,i told her what happened and declined ever seeing her again........................... | |
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/25/2006 5:17:57 PM | You have all put my nose licking episode into proper perspective...
I would not have handled the drunks so well as all of you did...
I don't go drinking on dates so that's a hazard I hope to avoid anytime soon...
Has the experience changed the way you date? As in limiting alcohol?
I tend to keep my distance so I don't get licked unawares again LOL | |
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/27/2006 11:59:38 AM | the most disgusting experience ON A DATE ?
Not sure exactly what you mean as I do not consider meeting someone for the first time
an actual date.
Usually I will agree to meet them for a specified time frame and can always
stay longer in the event things go well.
I do not count never meeting someone face to face as much excpet a virtual relationship and I dont feel its wise to put much into them or it until you meet.
*** I found so many horrible "first meet" experiences I wouldnt know where to start...
far as most disgusting DATING experiences... meaning someone I already met face to face and we are seeing each other... or having dates.. the most disgusting would be
finding out he already had a girlfriend... was planning to marry her soon...
was a bisexual ( I had no idea)
who wrote gay porn (not what he said he did) for a living..... (ugh, how gross)
I only found out when I hired someone to follow him and investigate him
after he disappeared after a few weeks without a word.
oh yeah... and the same guy.. he was the son of a politian and political republican family in my area.
great guy huh?
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/27/2006 7:47:02 PM | i don't care about the face a lot, i mean it's not all about the face or body... ALTHOUGH i'd like to meet a lady who does not look like Robin Williams...
Anywayz, this is actually about the "horrible first meeting" there was this lady , really well educated, from a nice family, etc etc, and we decided to meet after a few days of chatting and all.
She was covered with hair, i mean she had more mustache than i have after a week of not shaving, she had more hair on her legs than my old grampa, and he was HAIRY, ... it was such a turn off that i forgot about all the other stuff and i just excused myself home. i'm really embarresed of saying this, it was so un-civilised but at the time, i really couldn't help it. | |
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/28/2006 2:14:59 AM |
She was covered with hair, i mean she had more mustache than i have after a week of not shaving, she had more hair on her legs than my old grampa, and he was HAIRY, ... it was such a turn off...
Now that takes the cake. eeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!
Surely this woman must have known she needed a shave, wax or perhaps she needed shearing.
I feel your pain my friend, I just wish I could stop laughing long enough to type this hehehe | |
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/28/2006 3:01:24 AM | It would have to be the man I met for a dinner date last year. First of all he said he wasn't really hungry but to order my fave from the menu and he would order a snack and a few drinks. He had ordered a double of some kind of oyster dish and had snarfed that up pdq. Nothing worse than to see someone chew anything open mouthed let alone slimy oysters. I lost my appetite when he tried repeatedly to kiss me with a mouthful. I sorta gagged a few times and finally just went to the washroom and lost my cookies. When I got back to the table he says "do you have any money? I left my wallet in my other jacket back at home" We left after I paid the $80.00 check, and he jumps into my truck and wants to know what else I had planned for us to do that night. I couldn't take anymore of Mr. Suave, so I told him this isn't working for me and syonara. He wasn't the classy guy then. He tried to lay a guilt trip on me about having driven a couple of hours to meet up....and his face was red with fury. Never did see him online again after that. Yuckky  | |
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/28/2006 10:27:58 AM | ya... Nickie, that's pretty pathetic!!!! well my worst experience has to be about 3 weeks ago.... i guess it's not disgusting in the same sense of the word, but still very upsetting....
I went to meet another pof'er at Heritage park to go rollerblading... anyways we met, i put my blades on, and we headed up the hill, the trail... he said something was wrong with his blades so we had to go back to the car and get shoes and take a walk instead... well, i ended up wiping out really bad going back down the hill... i thought i broke my back for a few minutes... i was in so much pain... so he goes to get my shoes from my car and i look over to see him on his cell phone at his car... i thought that was rude... well i managed to drive home, but my roomates had to carry me inside, and i couldn't walk for almost a week...
Then he sends me the rudest email saying i'm white trash, fat, or at least my ass is and how he has never been so uncomfortable with any girl before... and how i must have come straight from the streets...
anyways i just want to say: HOW RUDE!!!! scoobydo/Brett is a jerk... for one he met me for 10 mins.. 2nd, should i have offered him a drink to make him more comfortable while i was laying in pain on the pavement?? 3rd, he saw lots of pics of me, and even if i represented myself/my weight (which i did not!!) he didn't have to be such an idiot... glad i found out quickly how much of a jerk he is!!!! vodkandpeach | |
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/30/2006 7:03:34 AM | phantacie...aren't you married???....cheating on your husband should be the most disgusting experience you've done. (this is coming from someone who stole my husband away!)
Ctrydancer or whatever...when did i cheat on my husband? when did i say anything about it? because i am married doesnt mean i have never had a date before, in fact guess what? ive dated my husband before!! | |
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| What is the most disgusting experience you've had on a date?
Posted: 6/30/2006 7:15:07 AM | Hmm...
Lets see....first meet from an internet dating site....decide to go for a drive....guy pulls out his weenie and starts wacking off....blew his load in his hand....GROSSSSS!!! Like that's mighty attractive now isn't it...... | |
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