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 knicksprop

Joined: 2/20/2005
Msg: 1
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 2/26/2005 12:31:12 PM
This has probably been beaten to death, but I don't feel like searching for a thread. The worst I got was that "there is no spark, I don't think we mix well together" which would be fine if I ever met the girl, but I didn't. Only after a few phone conversations.
 squeak365

Joined: 12/21/2004
Msg: 2
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 2/26/2005 12:32:39 PM
No reason is far worse...

Squeak
 ~Sparks~

Joined: 1/23/2005
Msg: 3
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 2/26/2005 1:20:44 PM
Oh yeah by the way...I'm married
 squeak365

Joined: 12/21/2004
Msg: 4
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 2/26/2005 1:23:31 PM
Spark


I woulda killed....

Squeak
 ~Sparks~

Joined: 1/23/2005
Msg: 5
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 2/26/2005 1:25:18 PM
Nah, that's too easy....I'm way more vindictive then that
 squeak365

Joined: 12/21/2004
Msg: 6
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 2/26/2005 1:26:12 PM
Good for you...hehe

I always thought blue koolaid administered sexually would be funny...

No - I ain't gonna explain this

Squeak
 GirlWiffCurls

Joined: 2/24/2005
Msg: 7
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 2/26/2005 1:27:15 PM
I'm confused....

You either want it or ya don't.. but for chrissakes be a man and just say it. Fence sitting is by far the worst, its like keeping someone on retainer incase nothing better comes along, or your bored one night
 nu2town

Joined: 8/25/2004
Msg: 8
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 2/26/2005 1:34:41 PM
The worst line I ever heard "I don't smell you" my answer to her was "Thats because I take showers"

But I agree with no breakup reason is the worst way to be dumped.
 Lioness139

Joined: 2/27/2005
Msg: 9
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/1/2005 11:00:24 AM
The worst one I ever heard was ITs not you its me!!!!!!!
 alura2

Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 10
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/1/2005 11:02:31 AM
if you lost 10 pounds youd rock my world...

UMM BYE byE!!!
 Strikerz

Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 11
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/1/2005 12:15:49 PM
The last online dating experience ended up badly. The girl went psycho and continued to call me at my cell constantly even though I had made it very clear that I didn't want anything with her after meeting a few times. Getting calls from an angry idiot at 4 AM is not fun...

And no, she can't be pissed at me because she was the one who acted like a child all the time.

So yea, my online dating is gone for a few months, I don't wanna find another nutcase like the last one. I'll stick to finding girls at bars, even THOSE relationships have turned out better, heheh.
 NoNameHero

Joined: 10/24/2004
Msg: 12
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/1/2005 12:18:23 PM
(barely audible whisper) wait for me...
 Strikerz

Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 13
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/1/2005 12:18:25 PM
Oh yea, the calling and shit, was for 9 MONTHS after it was over. She just couldn't get over it. The saddest thing, was that she was 4 years older than me and so immature.

I guess the worst breakup line was the one she got...

Quit calling me or I'm calling the police
 VeryPrivate

Joined: 2/16/2005
Msg: 14
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/1/2005 5:31:10 PM
I want a divorce
 Josie555

Joined: 12/2/2004
Msg: 15
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/1/2005 7:23:19 PM
**your too perfect**.....**I don't want to hurt you**.....**It doesn't feel real cause you don't get angry with me**....**Im too busy**....the list goes on!


 summer bliss

Joined: 2/16/2004
Msg: 16
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/1/2005 7:24:20 PM

The worst one I ever heard was ITs not you its me!!!!!!!


LMAO!
 420somewhere

Joined: 1/23/2005
Msg: 17
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/1/2005 9:25:56 PM
I just found out I have toenail cancer.
 smitten2meetu

Joined: 11/16/2004
Msg: 18
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/1/2005 9:31:26 PM
I know I could love you, but not truly fall in love with you....duhhhh!!!! I am still laughing over that one..i plan to use that one day...
 edster100

Joined: 2/18/2005
Msg: 19
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/2/2005 4:25:36 AM
"I know you would make the perfect boyfriend, but i'm not ready for a relationship"
This is the biggest mind **** of them all!!
 jenzagirl

Joined: 12/4/2004
Msg: 20
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/2/2005 7:14:34 AM
my mother doesn't like you.
 VeryPrivate

Joined: 2/16/2005
Msg: 21
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/2/2005 7:36:21 AM
Me?
 Lyssa055

Joined: 2/11/2005
Msg: 22
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/2/2005 10:20:23 AM
It totally depends on the situation.
- no sparks
- parents
- long distance
- other people
- don't share the same beliefs
As far as I know it's pretty basic and usually the keys to breaking up just about anyone.
 halokitty

Joined: 1/22/2005
Msg: 23
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/2/2005 11:25:00 AM
"You wont sleep with my friends, so it's not going to work"


apparently he enjoyed a woman who cheated on him. hrm.. oh well.
 klakalou

Joined: 9/3/2004
Msg: 24
Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/2/2005 12:24:56 PM
worst line "i slept with 30 guys but im not a whore"
 taurus516

Joined: 11/3/2004
Msg: 25
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Whats the worst breakoff line you've heard?
Posted: 3/2/2005 2:41:24 PM
"I'm just not interested in dating right now".
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