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Posted: 7/4/2006 1:24:23 AM | Thanks for magicfingers for inspiring this thread. In addition to the ones he has found, including the one I have "contributed" elsewhere ('prick up artists') here is my favorite;
"I am not saying all men on here are looking for sex but then there are those who are conceiving us."
Again, this is not to make fun of anyone...! Life is funny, Freudian slips are interesting, and bloopers are often the best parts of movies. Enjoy | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 3:00:03 AM | Ok, this one...I just don't get it.
"I like to deep throat tits, tongues and toes to.....did I mention I was a little on the freaky side....??"
How do you deep throat tits, tounges and toes?! | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 3:19:49 AM | | 2006 was the most exciting canadian erection of all time | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 6:08:31 AM | see guys ...these are FUNNY!!!["canadian erection]" this is not a putdown on bad grammar or "fat finger" typos ,the ones who have posted so far "get it". There is a TON of funny typos in these threads....I know there have been other typo threads, but they are mostly put-downs and arguments,,,,Let''s find the FUNNY ones.
*Hell hath no furry like a woman scored............................. (no doubt)
*They worship the bypedle supent of the subterrianan...........(who?)
*he was igoring me..........................................................(ouch!)
* try to avoid breeching........................................(never liked breeching anyway)
*Because of my idiosycrasities................................(is that contagious?)
* professional prick-up artists..................................(is that the webcammers?) | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 7:28:58 AM | i left off an ''t'' at the end of a sentence in chat.
You look ho
I cleared it up though. It only took 20 minutes too. | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 7:57:18 AM | one little missing letter can make a big difference.....one poster said~
*"you're nothing but a slimball" | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 2:43:15 PM | from an "insired" fellow:
ya I like women watching me tug, its good insiration! | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 2:45:08 PM | | is "insired" a synonim for "in breed"?! | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 3:00:01 PM | That is so funny that PrincipessaGitana misspelled synonym, and she''s the one who started this thread! | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 3:14:12 PM | Hey, I often mispell things....but like we said, it is not about putting off anyone (and I have started this thread in more than one way, as one of my original "mispellings" insipred the thread) and if it is funny, it is funny.
and...you've mispelled "she's" Now, that is funny! | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 9:27:34 PM | I worked with a guy in IT who was a great guy, but terrible speller, and one day, when we had had a problem with a server, he sent this e-mail to the entire company:
We are experiencing a problem with our server. Please bare with us while we blah blah blah...
We never let him live it down, it was just too funny :-) | |
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Posted: 7/4/2006 9:47:19 PM | | Just one little letter makes all the difference. Saw a display of children's work at a local primary school and really had to wonder what the writer knew about 'pubic transport'. A nice thought though. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 12:56:23 AM | I think this one was spelled this way deliberately...the whole posting is hilarious, and I just have to share this gem:
grls we need 2 be careful cuz u'd be amaized @ da things sum penises would do 2 blow a load!
ain't that the truth! "sum penises" are really "sum thin" | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 7:24:00 AM | I tend to this one often if I am in a rush..
one sex = one sec.  | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 7:29:37 AM | | "I want to kill you" (susposed to be kiss) I swear to god I typed that in my MSN but caught it before I sent it | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 2:11:16 PM | | Great examples of typos. I will watch out for more lol | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 3:58:24 PM | Seen in local profile...
"Looking for good woman to hang and maybe more."
Ok, not a typo, a whole word was left out, but funny nonetheless. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 4:15:31 PM | for the sake of this fun thread "typos" is to include the wonderfully strange phrases we run
across on POF......such as
*it's become even more inhosipatible that previously thought.
* i am open to all Kosmic manifestations dictonmous relative to the dreamworld. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 5:45:02 PM | Not a typo really but i found a picture with a movie theater in the background the movies that was playing 3 movies, in this exact order:
SPY KIDS
BLOW
POKEMON
my sister and i were a little drunk, looking through some old pictures...we still laugh about it today | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 7:04:39 PM | found a few nuggets of mirth...one lovelorn poster said.....
*it just tares me appart---
one irate poster says...
*i'd like to slap them hippie scientists smoking ther refer
one offered thanks on this....
*Day of Independs!............ | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 7:54:52 PM |
SPY KIDS
BLOW
POKEMON
That’s a good one.
There is a really good one floating around on the Internet. This was from an actual theatre sign in 2000 when these 3 films were playing.
ERIN BROCKOVICH
SCREWED
MY DOG SKIP
And another one from a church billboard.
Don’t let worries kill you. Let the church help. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 9:19:28 PM | I once had the following MSN conversation, I have edited the name of a certain individual for his/her protection:
Mandy: So you'll bring your half of the report tomorrow right?
Neverland: Well no duh!
Mandy: Is it on CD, hard copy or disc?
Neverland: My part is on disc
Mandy: What do you want my part on?
Neverland: I want it on****br>Neverland: DISC! DISC! I MEANT DISC! OH GOD DONT HATE ME~~!
Mandy: ...
Neverland: I seriously meant disc!
Mandy: LMAO
Neverland: the S and K are so damn close!
And on and on it went.
I once misspelled "LOL". I had it spelled as "kik" and as ";p;" the worst one was "Lool" lol. I mean, who misspells an abbreviation really? lol.
Mandy | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 9:24:39 PM | Gee, follow me around and you could write a book full of them.
Just rember when you say, I don't think of you that way, don't put. I do think of you that way. Major differents there. | |
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Posted: 7/5/2006 10:07:52 PM | found these gems today:
personally I can give a shit...
and this one! I don't think it is a word, but maybe it should be! Rolls off the thounge easy:
i am not under any pressure or am i beholdant to him for the money
and:
why should I shit by the road while waiting for him? -yes, why should you?! | |
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