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Show ALL Forums  > Off Topic  > 10 signs you need to get some action      Mod Threads Home login   Page 1 of 5 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Author  Thread: 10 signs you need to get some action  mell88 Joined: 4/7/2004 Msg: 1 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/18/2004 5:04:40 PM This is for the ladies: 1. If your mailman were even moderately less obese and didn't have all that hair on his hands, you'd be all over that. 2. Your mom goes out of her way to tell you "those new laws in Vermont and Massachsetts" are just fine with her. 3. You wonder if Jared from those Subway ads has a girlfriend. 4. In the grocery store, you find yourself lingering near the cucumbers. 5. You're developing carpal tunnel syndrome, and it ain't from typing. 6. Try as you may, you just can't remember why you dumped any of your exes. 7. The apartment is dusted, your checkbook is balanced, and you're finding time to volunteer. 8. In your swimsuit, you notice your bikini line scarily resembles a redwood forest. 9. Just moments ago, you agreed to let your parents hook you up with some guy they met on their Be a Better Christian retreat 10. Your box of condoms has not only expired but the brand has gone out of business. Just having a little fun... hope you guys enjoyed this. LOL!!  lost in illinois Joined: 3/29/2004 Msg: 2 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/18/2004 6:32:30 PM <---------lhfao!!!!!!  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 3 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/18/2004 8:16:37 PM Could someone find one of these tests for the guys?  backcountry Joined: 4/12/2004 Msg: 4 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/18/2004 11:39:35 PM LMFAO.....I'll have to start a top ten list for guys_Need help though----  backcountry Joined: 4/12/2004 Msg: 5 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/19/2004 1:16:50 PM I awoke this morning thinkin' about this topic and the 1st sign that ya need some action -----When the crack of dawn turns you on!!! Still need help on this list ,please.!!! T.J.  LEXI76 Joined: 2/15/2004 Msg: 6 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/19/2004 1:26:51 PM LMFAO Mell!!!!!!!!!!! That was some funny shit!  alura2 Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 7 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/19/2004 1:39:29 PM when you realixe you are using your back massager as a vibrator.. lol..  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 8 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/19/2004 2:00:20 PM When you realize that masterbation has lost all of it's fun  jordanlund Joined: 9/13/2003 Msg: 9 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/19/2004 4:23:25 PM 11. You find yourself hanging out in the forums and chatrooms of a singles website... Hey! Wait a second!!! ;^)  mell88 Joined: 4/7/2004 Msg: 10 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/19/2004 4:47:37 PM that's a good one jordanlund...true for many of us I'm sure. ILMAO  lost in illinois Joined: 3/29/2004 Msg: 11 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/19/2004 5:53:44 PM What about when you suddenly realize your tv hasn't changed channels from the adult channel in several days!!!!! lol  OTTERS Joined: 1/19/2004 Msg: 12 view profile History Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/19/2004 6:02:58 PM lol@jordan...hheeyyyy..not everyone in here is a sex starved maniac incapable of getting some....oh hell who am i tryin to kid...now wheres that handcream..  alura2 Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 13 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/20/2004 12:22:42 PM LMFAO!!!! HEHEHE  everleen7 Joined: 4/10/2004 Msg: 14 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/20/2004 2:32:13 PM Very creative and hilarious lmao  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 15 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/20/2004 7:04:19 PM You know you need to get some action when you see a condom machine and get depressed.  alura2 Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 16 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/21/2004 2:29:19 PM hmm ok how about when you think about going for the guy whos number you still have that you swore youd never talk to ever again??  deckruler Joined: 4/21/2004 Msg: 17 view profile History Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/23/2004 9:58:24 AM When you post on forums like these. When you are getting old. When prostitutes are one hour too expensive and in hurry.  rjn40 Joined: 2/15/2004 Msg: 18 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/23/2004 10:09:30 AM Your wallet has a little round worn out mark on it from having that same rubber in it for too long.... hmmm, guess I better buy a new wallet..  alura2 Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 19 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/23/2004 10:26:58 AM HAHAHAHAAHA fuuny shit...  99 Joined: 2/28/2004 Msg: 20 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/23/2004 11:12:41 PM The only wet spot in your bed is from your own drool A tampon puts a smile on your face You can only make long snakes with your playdough You take way too long choosing a cucumber at the grocery store Wait....... these are coming to me too easily........oh oh!!!  mell88 Joined: 4/7/2004 Msg: 21 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/24/2004 11:07:50 AM You guys ROCK!!! Thanks for having so much fun with this forum!!  reece10 Joined: 4/26/2004 Msg: 22 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/26/2004 5:07:31 AM very good!!!! but i bet u need action too dont ya!! ;) mail me n u might just get it ;) x  alura2 Joined: 3/18/2004 Msg: 23 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/26/2004 1:28:14 PM ohh a propostion??/ hmm is this thread taking a dramatic turn???  youallsuk Joined: 3/28/2004 Msg: 24 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/26/2004 5:23:00 PM The biggest sign that you need some action: You debate getting a lifetime subscription to your favorite porn mags. The debate being between you and your two sock puppet self-molesting friends!  manofire Joined: 4/22/2004 Msg: 25 Re: 10 signs you need to get some action Posted: 4/26/2004 7:35:50 PM I knew it birdman, you seem like you don't get any. Page 1 of 5 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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