| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/16/2006 11:58:33 PM | A lot of stupid pick up lines out there, but some of the break up lines are funny too. Here are a few I have heard..
" This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people I'm single."
" I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you. "
" We just grew apart I don't need you anymore. " | |
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/17/2006 12:01:52 AM | hmm....
"I'm cheating on you so I don't want to be with you"
"The timing is bad"
"I don't want to be in a relationship right now"
"I'd rather date your sister" <-----yes this has been said to me by a guy who I swiftly smashed his b*lls after he said that
that's all i can think of for now.... | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:13:15 AM | " I'm scared of your friends"
He had good reason to be...he called me a really mean names in front of a couple of them once and he promptly ate his own balls...so yeah he had good reason. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:15:01 AM | I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes.
We can still be friends
I really had a good time
We need to talk.
Give me back my keys. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:16:01 AM | | ^^^^^ you got the old going out for a pack of cigarettes routine...hahahha that's funny!(no offence) | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:16:44 AM | "I just cant live with the pathetic tickles that you call 'sexual thrusts' anymore"
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:26:53 AM | How 'bout this one Bel...
"You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal - so FVCK off!"
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:29:05 AM | While our cybersex sessions were, for the most part,
competent,
your constant use of "brb gotta pee" took some of the
romance out of it.
you have no choice but to comply with the court orders
unless you wish
to face stalking charges.
I am entering the witness protection program.
I regret to inform you that, under a plan for the periodic
removal of
unpleasantness from my life, I must terminate our
affair.
I don't want you spending all you money on viagra. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:40:40 AM | "While we were together, you always said that you would die for me. Now that we've split up, I think you should keep up your end of the deal!"
"I really wish I could continue dating you, but I just don't want to anymore."
"My therapist says I can't see you any more because you're making me crazy."
"My mom said I have to break up with you." | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:46:55 AM | "Yeah, naw this really just isn't workin for me anymore...scidaddle wouldja?"
"Run along now...toodles" | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:49:07 AM | How about:
1. I just can't seem to get past that hump on your back. Not your fault...
2. I have trouble looking into both of your eyes at once...
3. My Mother needs to check you out; but, I don't think you would like her... | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:51:11 AM | "Good day... ...I said good day!"
"Trailer park girls go round the outside round the outside."
"I can't date you any more because every time I come around your mom says she wants to have a threesome with me and your sister and I just can't do that while I'm dating you."
"Your dad said he thinks I'm hot and it's creeping me out."
vvvvvvvv You mean you lied to me?!? *splutter* That's it, I'm coming back out of the witness protection program to hunt you down. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 12:56:42 AM | 'I'm too old for you'  (can you imagine???????? lol) | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 1:10:21 AM | | My personal favorite one is:" it is not you honey, it is me.........." | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 1:14:06 AM | | "I tried telling you that I had a secret, but you insisted on putting your hand down there" | |
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Xtype
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Joined: 7/6/2006
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| Best break-up lines
Posted: 7/17/2006 1:34:20 AM | If i don't want to be with someone, i just tell them straight.
No need for the use of any silly break up lines.
I just be straight with them so im not wasting their time anymore as well as my own. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 1:55:49 AM | | I would have to say the best break up line i had was "baby you know i love you...... but before we take anything to the next leval i want to see what is out there." So what i get from this is your okay but if there is better see you later. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 2:59:05 AM | | Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 3:32:51 AM | "You get the breast implants or I'm out of here...I can't be with someone who is not a c cup"
~Carrie B. | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 3:33:27 AM | | i think the best ones are when they dont say anything...like when you try to call them.. and arange to go out again... but then they are sick and they will call youlater....and never do...yeah wasted a whole week on that one | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 3:58:07 AM | | i had a good laugh reading this forum.......thanks i needed that. lol | |
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Posted: 7/17/2006 7:23:08 AM | Best One ever I even have the copy of the mail to show you guys....
once again i am sorry and it is easier for me to leave the situation then confront it in this case. Belive what you want but to be honest i am a nice guy and it could had gone other ways than the way i took it.
Lesson for you,
Please dont question why people do things and remember that everyone is different and has their own way of dealing with things, just because my ways differ from your own don't mean that i am bad or mean.
All things happen for one reason or another, please learn this lesson and move on.
Something to keep in mind,
Your a nice guy and very cute
P.s Don't respond, or i will block you. Sorry thats just how it has to be. | |
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arri
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Joined: 10/5/2005
Msg: 25 | |
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