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 Powers!
Joined: 6/19/2006
Msg: 2
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It's guys like you that ruin it for the rest of us. Try Adult Friend Finder & proper grammar/spell check next time.
 Mominatrix
Joined: 7/5/2006
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Posted: 7/24/2006 1:56:28 PM
Nice to see a man confront him. Yes, guys like that DO ruin it for the rest of you men. Thanks for restoring my faith in men a little bit adiggity.

Everytime a woman is treated badly by a man, her defenses increase. The same goes for men when they are mistreated by women. Everyone gets wary.

It would also be nice if you used a spell/grammar check. It would be nice to know that you could spell the venereal diseases that you are spreading.
 khrockproducer
Joined: 7/14/2006
Msg: 4
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Posted: 7/24/2006 2:09:50 PM
Im not sure this is a real thread...as much as a misunderstanding of how to use the webboards. This is a statement for a profile, or adult friend finder, yes.

Then again, some of the men putting up profiles should move over to adult friend finder, too, since there isn't much going on with thier profiles.

Most funny about this thread...is that the guy who wrote this...and a number of others, actually appear to believe that women are rushing around trying to find men...they can "service".

That attitude implies exactly the oldest profession in the world...but not a relationship. It would be nice if more people knew there is still a difference.

I need chocolate, money, a house. (that's how creepy this is)
 lk6013
Joined: 7/20/2006
Msg: 5
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Posted: 7/24/2006 2:49:23 PM
The really odd thing here is that in nature, even a cricket goes through a courtship routine befor mating.
Larry
 Mominatrix
Joined: 7/5/2006
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Posted: 7/24/2006 4:35:43 PM
Yeah, I think the male rubs his legs together... Not rubbing them against the females :)
 crazy_lonely_guy
Joined: 7/7/2006
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Posted: 7/25/2006 7:52:25 PM
so uhhh,
what is this thread about?
 christy2luv
Joined: 9/25/2006
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Posted: 10/27/2007 8:29:39 PM
Hee hee! I'd love to know how to stay "on topic" in this thread!
 Wreckless2
Joined: 9/13/2007
Msg: 9
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Posted: 10/27/2007 8:37:57 PM
.......You are gonna have to ask Mom!!
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
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Posted: 10/27/2007 8:41:42 PM
^^Right you are. It looks like mum's the word and Mom holds the key.
 serenity2b
Joined: 7/30/2007
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Posted: 10/27/2007 9:17:50 PM
Women that want sex ruin everything, we should all mandate being chemically neutered, then we wouldn't need to spend any time socialising or dating...

Then the human specie would die out and the planet would be a place for copulating monkeys.... Oh hold it, it is...

See, sex works.

--Serenity
 christy2luv
Joined: 9/25/2006
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Posted: 10/28/2007 10:04:01 AM

Hee hee! I'd love to know how to stay "on topic" in this thread!

Okay, I've figured out that I don't need to stay on topic here, just on top!
 Mominatrix
Joined: 7/5/2006
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Posted: 10/28/2007 10:24:59 AM
Hell if I can remember. That was well over a year ago, and I can hardly remember where I left my cup of coffee this morning. It looks as if there was some married guy, imagine that... looking for some NSA sex with some trashy bimbos who were either stupid enough, or morally bankrupt enough to want to interfere in someone else's relationship.
Most funny about this thread...is that the guy who wrote this...and a number of others, actually appear to believe that women are rushing around trying to find men...they can "service".

That attitude implies exactly the oldest profession in the world...but not a relationship. It would be nice if more people knew there is still a difference.
Sorta says it all... no?

Speaking as a woman, sure I want sex. I really love sex. In point of fact, I want it all the time and when I am in a relationship, several times a day is fine for me. But to have sex the only way I want to have it (i.e. passionate, dirty, wild, kinky, nasty and sweaty...) requires a level of trust and affection for the other person involved. The kind that occurs when we have discussed what the relationship is about. The kind that does not normally occur until you have actually gotten to know someone a while. It does not occur when I see a picture of their bare chest (sorry Pete), or when they send me a picture of their genitalia in a turgid state (sorry all you other sickos!). Nor does it occur when they IM me with messages asking me if I want my whatever licked, because I know full well they are only saying that so they can lick mine two time and I can lick theirs. I did not fall off the turnip truck yesterday.

Two times in my life, I have had sex with someone I just met. The first time, I had known him for 3 years online, as a pal, beforehand. The second time was the last guy, and I did know him for a while online as well. Both times, I had broken my own golden rule and had a few drinks, eliminating my ability to drive home safely and there you have it. The latter of these I acknowledge to be a huge mistake and has cost me nothing but grief.

I would say in this case, the topic is what you make it... Yes?
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 14
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Posted: 10/28/2007 10:40:43 AM
So, the shirtless picture doesn't immediately establish a sense of trust? Hmmm...

So really, are there women who DON'T want sex? If so, what's up with that?
 cooky4321
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 15
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Posted: 10/28/2007 11:09:32 AM
*looks around*

Nope. No women that don't want sex around here.

We've got reporters stationed all over the state, and we'll be checking in with them periodically throughout our broadcast.

For KPOF, I'm Cooky, reporting from the San Fernando Valley. And now, back to Nancy and Chuck.
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 16
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Posted: 10/28/2007 11:14:21 AM
Chuck here Cooky:

We had received a report of a California woman who didn't want sex earlier today - but then we discovered that it was just that she didn't want sex earlier today... she's fine now. Back to you...
 cooky4321
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 17
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Posted: 10/28/2007 11:42:10 AM
Chuck, this is Cooky, reporting from Porter Ranch. Can you hear me...?

All right. Great. Chuck, I just spoke with a woman that has actually HAD sex within the last year. I asked her where she was when the sex struck, and she told me she was in Walmart.

Um, excuse me. I'm getting a little emotional here. You know, you report on these stories, but sometimes the humanity really just kind of hits you in the gut. This woman was obviously deeply shaken. When I asked her if she felt a "rolling" or more of an "up-and-down" motion, she said...

I'm sorry, the producers have just told me that we have breaking news in San Diego. Apparently there is a woman that wants to have sex, but doesn't know where to get it. I've been told that Sock Puppetteer is headed over right now to hit that...I mean, to investigate.

Back to you in the studio.
 christy2luv
Joined: 9/25/2006
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Posted: 10/28/2007 12:01:09 PM

I just spoke with a woman that has actually HAD sex within the last year. I asked her where she was when the sex struck, and she told me she was in Walmart.

Cooky, it wasn't Walmart... please correct you report cuz it was Target!
 The Minister of Dudeness
Joined: 6/11/2006
Msg: 19
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Posted: 10/28/2007 12:17:53 PM
Yes, Cooky, this is Sock Puppeteer reporting live from San Diego. According to witnesses who spoke to that woman who wanted to have sex, she was unaware that all of the sex donors have been safely evacuated to sports bar shelters, and are trying to find a respite from the women-who-want-sex drought that has apparently been in place down here for some time now. We found a woman matching her description at a bridal show, but as a male reporter, I'm genetically programmed to avoid bridal bazaars. I can't even wander into a Bed Bath and Beyond without breaking out into hives.

The sex donor evacuees I spoke to are more than willing to assist her, but none of them--despite their great dedication to their craft--are able to enter the bridal bazaar either, so they are waiting until she comes out of there, hopefully after the fourth quarter. But the sex donors are busy preparing for that by downing pictures of beer and pepperoni pizza in front of the big screens set up here, and chanting testosterone-building phrases such as "kill the quarterback!", "take his effing head off!", and "bro, check out that cheerleader--I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose", and "I'd hit that so hard her Daddy would say ow".

It's quite a sight here at the shelter, but I have to throw it back to you in the studio--the wait-tail coc.ktress just brought another tray of Jagermeisters... Okay, cut!

** * Hey honey, are you new to San Diego? Or have I hit on you before??? I work in television you know. I could make you a star ... Well then, how about your other waitress friend over there, yea, the one with the big rack. Send her over here.... Whaddaya mean, I'm 86'ed??? You can't do that to me, I'm the next Ron Burgundy... And you there, get your security goons off of me. Hey, you're tearing my shirt. And don't mess up my hair!!! Never touch my hair! You're all gonna pay for this!!! {puts a hand up to his ear} What do you mean we're still live??? ***
 Pete73052
Joined: 1/29/2006
Msg: 20
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Posted: 10/28/2007 12:36:02 PM
Chuck here

Yes, they don't call it Target for nothing. Cooky, was there any mention of which department she was in when the sex happened? We are being flooded with calls from California women who also want sex . We want to give it to them so if you could narrow it down which department in Target brought on the "rolling" (or was it "up and down") - and we need to know exactly which aisle the women was in when the sex stopped so we can direct our callers to walk down the aisle when they want the sex to stop.

Chuck out...
 cooky4321
Joined: 3/25/2007
Msg: 21
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Posted: 10/28/2007 1:15:39 PM
Chuck, we're hearing that it was in the Small Electronics department. However, my cameraman Bob just ran over to take a look, and it seems that the shelves are entirely empty. Not surprisingly, this Target is also completely out of batteries, plywood, duct tape, and jello instant pudding. You know, Chuck, this is the same thing that we find throughout the state whenever the earth shakes. I think the lesson to be learned here is that PREPAREDNESS is key.

Back to you...
 AliBabble
Joined: 10/16/2007
Msg: 22
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Posted: 10/28/2007 1:36:28 PM

PREPAREDNESS is key.


Being a typical Californian, I have not prepared for The Big One....

I find it easier to just keep Sergio the Pool Boy on retainer...
 califboomergirl
Joined: 11/22/2006
Msg: 23
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Posted: 10/28/2007 1:46:33 PM
Was that a Blue light special or a red light special going on in that aisle?

OOPS! wrong store! Wally World never has deals like THAT! And every time I am in Target, I seem to miss the mark...
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
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Posted: 10/28/2007 2:00:13 PM
I asked her where she was when the sex struck, and she told me she was in Walmart.

Miss W here reporting live from Orange County. Coincidentally, I just happened to return from Walmart and was not struck by sex. In fact, it is one of the least sexy places on earth. Maybe I was in the wrong one....sigh.
Somedays I feel a day late and a dollar short....sigh. Perhaps Christie is right and it can be found in Target.

Ali, I'm not prepared for the big one either. Perhaps I need to find me a Sergio too after I get a pool. Oh wait, I almost forgot, I'm a Poodle, and there should be a puddle around here. Off to unpack my Wally stuff.
 SterlingHeart
Joined: 11/19/2006
Msg: 25
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Posted: 10/28/2007 2:01:50 PM
I was at WalMart yesterday, and I DEFINITELY wanted sex. The small appliances aisle just wasn't cutting it for me though ...... does WalMart have a turbo-charged appliance department .... ?
 Miss W
Joined: 12/4/2006
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Posted: 10/28/2007 2:02:59 PM
^^I didn't see any. Maybe your Walmart didn't get the memo either.
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