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 CandyxxxBabe
Joined: 5/30/2006
Msg: 1
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I met this lady from here (POF)..
I invited her out and we chatted and she said yes to a second date. The next time we went out it was to her house for dinner..I don't believe the lady should cook for me on a date but it was her choice. Next thing we were on the couch and she was gettn a little frisky shall I say. She unbuttoned my sweater and her clothes. She was teasing me and it was nice then all of a sudden she started taking a pee right on my stomach.

I was shocked and disgusted. She said it was an accident. And wanted to see me still. I accepted.

We went on another date this time to my place she wanted to rent a movie. Well she got frisky again and we became intimate..she was moaning and then all of a sudden she squated and peed on me.

I enjoy her company and don't know what to do..Is this normal and what can I do about it??
 Adam Taylor
Joined: 5/11/2006
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Posted: 7/27/2006 4:22:08 PM
If she can't respect that you're not into that... maybe you should stop seeing her.
Or cut her back to simply being friends?
 pyrosteve30
Joined: 6/30/2006
Msg: 3
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Posted: 7/27/2006 4:41:07 PM
I don't know what to say here. good luck!
 Coastergal
Joined: 7/24/2005
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Posted: 7/27/2006 4:43:09 PM
EWWWW

Whelp, I know that many men want golden showers!
Was it really an accident.... or accidentally on purpose? I mean... she squated.... which in my opinion .... means she was assuming the position and knew what was gonna happen!!!!

Tell her... u enjoy her company but if she EVER does that again she can forget it!!!!!!
 ubkobalt
Joined: 5/7/2006
Msg: 5
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Posted: 7/27/2006 4:47:07 PM
what can I do about it??


The answer as always is grab the video camera.

Sure, it's not everyone's cup of pee...er, tea. But think of the profits.



vvvv Get the camera for that too.
 Broom_Hilda
Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 6
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Posted: 7/27/2006 4:51:37 PM
Oh for god sake girl,grab some freakin lysol and clean up after her.Next time swat her on the nose and show her the kitty litter box.
 Adam Taylor
Joined: 5/11/2006
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Posted: 7/27/2006 4:55:02 PM

Next time swat her on the nose and show her the kitty litter box.




That was wonderful. :)
 coug4
Joined: 3/10/2006
Msg: 8
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Posted: 7/27/2006 4:58:34 PM
Candi

You've been posting threads over the past few days that consistently affirm and re-affirm that you may very well be one of the dumbest kids in Canada.

Secondly, your profile says you're looking for a woman...so why are you asking guys what we think about you getting pissed on.
 Iretired
Joined: 7/17/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:03:02 PM
Nice choice in lovers, Blondie. You might want to consider switching to men: I don't know of any who would want to urinate all over you. Send the Golden Girl packing.
 CandyxxxBabe
Joined: 5/30/2006
Msg: 10
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:04:38 PM
Thanx for the help..

I think i'll bring a litter box next time
 TakeMeOver
Joined: 7/7/2006
Msg: 11
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:10:17 PM

I don't believe the lady should cook for me on a date but it was her choice.

You're trying to step away from the stereotype of men having women cook for them.
Yet you're female.
So intriguing.


As for the situation.. maybe you excite her too much. Try giving her a tranquilizer first.
 thawootah
Joined: 10/12/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:12:58 PM
I love you candyXXXbabe.
 flsoldier
Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 13
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:14:43 PM
I can't believe you people are buying these threads.

Colin
 ubkobalt
Joined: 5/7/2006
Msg: 14
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:18:13 PM
Shhh, they're fun.
 CandyxxxBabe
Joined: 5/30/2006
Msg: 15
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:20:07 PM

Shhh, they're fun[quote/]

Hey handsome
 keanna1234
Joined: 5/23/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:39:58 PM
OMG did you ask her if she has a bladder infection or really weak bladder. Maybe when she relaxes she just goes lol. Seems like she knows exactly what she is doing though and it is kinda creepy and I would ask her if she thinks she is a dog. If she has no medical problems I would bounce outta that situation really quick because that is just creepy. Its one thing to get to that later on in a relationship and dicuss how you two feel about it but to just asume it is OK to do to someone would make her mental state not so great.
 malibu65
Joined: 7/2/2006
Msg: 17
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:43:01 PM
omg coug4 I almost went pee in my pants........
 datingsucks43
Joined: 2/28/2006
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:43:51 PM
Put a diaper on her
 malibu65
Joined: 7/2/2006
Msg: 19
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:48:03 PM
candy I am mailing u a survival kit for the next date...depends,ruber wet suit, plastic rain coat,plastic sheets, plastic sofa covers, kitty litter..good one hilda!!!...oh and the most important a pee cup..she may need to be tested for bladder infection...other than that happy dating and I hope u stay dry.
 PATRICKOFTHEAMAZON
Joined: 8/15/2005
Msg: 20
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Posted: 7/27/2006 5:54:30 PM
You could always crap in her mouth as retaliation?

Say ahhhhhhhh...
 kgschap
Joined: 5/6/2006
Msg: 21
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Posted: 7/27/2006 7:08:19 PM
Next time, you could put some newspaper on the floor and make sure she does it on that instead.

Maybe take her out for a walk beforehand.

Perhaps, tap her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad! We do that outside!"

Its up to you.....

 OpieDopey
Joined: 6/16/2006
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Posted: 7/27/2006 7:16:05 PM
the word used here is "fantasy" is this yours Candy?
 meli100
Joined: 6/18/2006
Msg: 23
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Posted: 7/27/2006 7:49:59 PM

Perhaps, tap her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper and say "Bad! We do that outside!"

 Witchypoo
Joined: 9/17/2005
Msg: 24
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Posted: 7/27/2006 8:48:57 PM
Oh for god sake girl,grab some freakin lysol and clean up after her.Next time swat her on the nose and show her the kitty litter box.


OMG Broom, I love your posts, talk about a crack up.

To Candy, girlfriend........ you should have figured it out on the first date and if your not into that...... why 0 why would you go for round two. Me thinks that warm golden liquid became quite addicting. Candy, you are a little strange but your posts are amusing.

:))
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 Onlylovematters
Joined: 7/24/2006
Msg: 25
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Posted: 7/27/2006 8:58:07 PM
Are you asking if its normal to be peed by a woman on every date?
Yes its totaly normal. Tell her to go for a number 2 next time, just for the adventure.

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