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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/3/2006 6:07:10 AM | Well I have been on the site a few months and thought I'd broaden my horizons. I have met ( online mainly ) so many wonderful nice ladies that I figured it was time to get a bit creative and perhaps share some special thoughts and maybe some silly stuff too.
So this is dedicated overall to the fine ladies of this sight, and to all of you regardless of gender who make me laugh or nod or smile.
"ODE TO THE LADIES OF PoF!"
When first I came to P.O.F. I was a wide eyed rabbit!
So many tasty yummy sights, true love? oh yeah I'd nab it!
So then I sent a letter and then I sent another,
And though each one got better, no answer from a lover!
Perhaps they didn't see me, perhaps I wasn't sexy,
I tried a few more locals, but man these girls did vex me!
I slowed a little and I thought, I really could do better,
Decided to see forums, and slow down with the letters.
I noticed many authors who posted topics well,
And also lots of fools, in ignorance they dwell!
Some ladies made me laugh,while others made me wonder,
A couple made my tongue so hard that speech would be a blunder!
I started posting here and there and sharing little thoughts,
It seemed to work some magic, in truth it worked a lot!
So many ladies made me grin in letters sent to me,
A couple e-mails full of sin, near brought me to my knees!
I now have many sexy friends and that's really great news,
of course it always makes it tougher if you have to choose,
So I just take it day by day and see what each will bring,
Some of these ladies drive me nuts, some make me feel a king!
So here's to all my yummy friends and those who make me drool,
On you I always can depend and Erik ain't no fool,
Thanks again to all of you who made this site like home,
I wish you all the very best, and hope you like this poem!
- Erik -  | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/3/2006 11:06:45 AM | DOH! You are absolutely correct!
I thought I was clever,
I thought I was right,
In my mind I'd never,
Go misspelling site!
Shoot it must be the forum pulling that out from me! Thanks for the correction Vivas!
- Erik - BTW your poem was cute! hehehe,... | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/3/2006 12:03:55 PM | Erik , us ladies love your postings,
You are a man of humility,
And never boasting.
Some day you will be looking back,
With a beautiful babe,
In Your kayak.
I am glad to call you my friend.
Happines, good health, good sex,
Be yours till the end.
~Riley
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/3/2006 3:40:17 PM | Erik,
I must say from one poet to another. Great job. I love it. thank you for writing it for all of us to enjoy. You are a great man. Wishing you happiness in love and life always.
Eva | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/3/2006 7:23:00 PM | Dearest Erik, one thing’s for sure,
I knew that from the start -
No spelling error could ever obscure
The beauty of your heart.
I may look high and I may look low
But, when my search is done,
Of all the PoF poets I know,
You are my favorite one!
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/3/2006 9:15:25 PM | Thanks Ladies! I was hoping you'de like that one! All of the women I have met on this site ( spelled it correctly ) hehehe,.... have been really awesome in their own respects, and every one of you on the favs list is there because I think the world of you! to sass, the cute monsters sometimes eat sweet words from under their bridges. Hehehehe,...
Vivas, I shall need a few minutes to compose myself, and then an adequate reply to your crafted poem! I loved it! Very creative!
- Erik - I've run off to blush now. hehehehe,... | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/3/2006 10:07:00 PM | One can only pray that you have the gift of insight or psychic reading! hahaha Thanks Freja! Glad you liked it! hehehe,...
- Erik -  Trying hard to behave at the phrase "Bawdy Bard!" Oh the images I could run with from THAT one! hehehehe,... | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/3/2006 10:28:46 PM | My darling Vivas just sitting aloft,
Some may have praise, others have scoffed,
I may misspell, and I don't know it,
But all my friends have aided this poet!
So as I ponder words that you share,
I'm truly touched by how much you care,
And as you read on, know that it's true,
Good days are greater with friends like you!
- Erik - | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/4/2006 9:17:42 AM | hi squirrly! Actually she is correct on the line just before my poem I used the wrong word sight instead of site. ( True I DID spell it correctly but wrong word ) :
"So this is dedicated overall to the fine ladies of this sight, and to all of you regardless of gender who make me laugh or nod or smile."
Sigh,... ahhh well! It's the perfect way to get a teacher's eye on you! Or an apple at the very least! hahaha,...
- Erik -
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/4/2006 7:18:04 PM | DOH! I geeze! Where are my manners?! Sorry Riley darling! here we go!
Sometimes you see I stay up real late,
Tired but happy I cant see straight,
I think that I'm slick and think I am clever,
but overlooking your poem?Oh No! Never!
Thank you dear for your kind words of wit,
I really enjoyed them I have to admit,
So sorry I'm late, this poem being tardy,
I stayed up too early, forgot to be Bardy!
My dear amiga Riley. I appologize for my slow moving poetic offering. Hopefully this will make up for the void? Sorry! Oooooooooops,...
- Erik -   | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/5/2006 6:31:14 AM | On to the next poetic offering.
WHAT I LEARNED FROM TV!
What makes a man sexy?
What makes a man smart?
These Questions perplex me,
And eat at my heart.
I turned on the TV,
That magical machine,
For answers elude me,
To learn what could be seen.
One channel showed me Bob,
Who smiled a big wide grin,
Selling Enzytes his job,
And he's well hung to sin!
Another showed me Jeans,
That make a man look hot,
Girls stop to ask the brand?
Then leave him on the spot!
I shook my head and thought,
"Come on you damn TV!"
"Not to put you on the spot,
"But share something with me!"
I next saw guys with TAG,
A body shot you spray,
I got a can and tried,
But was not mobbed that day!
What I learned from TV,
Was that actors get paid,
To sell us lots of crap,
That still wont get you laid!
So if you seek romance,
A lover or a spouse,
Turn off that dumb TV!
And get out of the house!
hehehehe,.... - Erik -   | |
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| Erik the Viking's Poetry and other gems for PoF.
Posted: 8/6/2006 9:29:47 AM | Love the new profile and some of those pics,
When fully loaded, can kill more than three chicks!
Had a vision of your new poem before it was read
But didn’t quite get “TV”, turned off computer in stead...
The beach was refreshing; the Park was a blast,
But I had to pop back in, ‘cause I missed this crew and cast.
Erik - As you can see, I find your poems truly inspirational. I was even planning to write a little rhyme for Riley, but I am sure she was much happier to get one from you.
Keep up the good work and keep us posted. | |
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