| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 9:57:40 AM | A beer is always wet.
A p**y needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A p**y tastes better served hot.
Advantage: P**y.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice
cold p**y makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
P**y does not.
Advantage: Draw.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming P**y, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: P**y
24 beers come in a box.
A P**y is a box you can come in.
Advantage: P**y.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
beer.
Advantage: P**y
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.
If you come home smelling like P**y, she will definitely
get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you
need.
Advantage: P**Y
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much P**y and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a
football game.
You are a legend if you have a P**y in the stands at a
football game.
Advantage: P**y
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
breathalyzer.
If a cop smells P**y on your breath, you are going to get a
high five.
Advantage: P**y
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: Beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: Beer.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
P**y can make you see God.
Advantage: P**y
If you think all day about your next beer, you are
an alcoholic.
If you think all day about the next P**Y you will have, you
are normal.
Advantage: P**Y
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of P**y is more fun.
Advantage: P**Y.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a P**Y at work, you get hit with sexual
harassment.
Advantage: Draw
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a P**y, it may hunt you down like the
dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly
have you back.
Advantage: beer.
The best P**y you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: P**y.
The worst P**y you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad P**Y:
Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran
Advantage: Draw
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle.
Good P**y: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: P**y.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: P**y.
It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: P**y
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| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 10:21:07 AM | Too much beer can make you throw up
Too much p**y can make you impotent
advantage: beer | |
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| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 10:35:59 AM | ^^^^ playing Poker with beer is not a good idea..drunk you could lose your shirt
Playing with P**y will eventually lead to losing your shirt, pants,undies,socks and then you will get to play poke her
Advantage: P**Y | |
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| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 10:40:36 AM | Playing with beer=you get wet.
Playing with pu**y=it gets wet.
Advantage pu**y. | |
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| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 10:45:11 AM | Sticking Mr. Happy in a can of beer may cut you
Sticking Mr. Happy in a Pu**y may get you into her can
Advantage: Pu**y | |
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Posted: 3/9/2005 10:51:39 AM | Too much beer can give you a headache
Too much P***y can make you sterile
Advantage: P***y | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 11 | |
| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 10:59:39 AM | You can finish half a beer and come back later
If you only finish a P***y half way and come back later you'll find someone else has finished it
Advantage: beer | |
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Posted: 3/9/2005 11:05:42 AM | When someone else drinks your beer you can tell because some are missing.
Advantage beer. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 13 | |
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Posted: 3/9/2005 11:07:31 AM | If you leave beer alone for months it will still be there when you want it
If you leave a P***y alone for too long it will run off and find someone else when you come back for it
Advantage: beer | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 15 | |
| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 11:21:25 AM | Beer goes flat when sipped slow
P***y taste fresh no matter how slow you sip it
Advantage: P***y | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 16 | |
| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 11:30:46 AM | A beer dos'nt chase you down and kick you in the nuts when dropped
Advantage: Beer | |
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Posted: 3/9/2005 11:32:31 AM | At work.
Throw a beer at me, and i'm pullin my foot out of your a$$.
Throw some pu$$y at me, and you go to the V.I.P. room.
Advantage pu$$y. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 19 | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 21 | |
| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 11:43:09 AM | You don't have to buy beer dinner
A p***y may expect dinner and a movie
Advantage: beer | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 23 | |
| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 12:01:32 PM | Sneak up behind a can of beer and pop it open its still friendly
Sneak up behind a P***y and pop its can open and it may cut Mr. Happy off with a knife
Advantage: beer | |
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| BEER VS. PUSSY TASTE TASTE
Posted: 3/9/2005 12:06:36 PM | You can pick up beer at a bar or a grocery store.
Tie
You can drink a beer and use the bottle in a p*ssy.
Beer
Beer can make you forget.
P*ssy will never let you forget.
Beer
You can put your smoke out in a beer.
Beer
You can hit a guy with a beer.
You hit a guy with beer because of p*ssy.
Beer
With beer you don't have to pace yourself.
Beer
ok.......beer run! | |
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