| Math can, will and does prove all
Posted: 8/14/2006 10:59:31 AM | New Math Formula
1.To find a woman you need Time and Money,
therefore: Woman = Time x Money
2.“Time is Money”
So, Time = Money
3.Therefore:
Woman = Money x Money
Woman= (Money)²
4.“Money is the root of all problems”
Money = vProblems
5. Therefore:
Woman =(vProblems)²
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Jestie
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| Math can, will and does prove all
Posted: 8/14/2006 11:08:00 AM | I'm posting on POF during the daytime for a reason - same reason I didn't go out saturday to ... whatever that bar was...
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| Math can, will and does prove all
Posted: 8/14/2006 1:40:20 PM | *giggle* That's good, but I have one little technical point... if it takes time and money to find women, shouldn't the equation be
women = time + money?
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Posted: 8/14/2006 4:14:37 PM | No... Then it wouldn't work...
Because you need Time AND money to have woman, thus a 0 in either time or money must translate into a 0 for woman.
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Posted: 8/14/2006 4:31:55 PM | but reefer hunny, isn't that what most women end up getting is a ZERO? ( and that is why we are here?) 
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Posted: 8/14/2006 8:41:18 PM | The original proof actually goes like this:
First we state that girls require time and money
GIRLS = TIME x MONEY
And, as we all know, time IS money
TIME = MONEY
Therefore:
GIRLS = MONEY x MONEY (or MONEY squared)
And because money is the root of all evil….
MONEY = square root of EVIL
Therefore:
GIRLS = (square root of EVIL) squared
So we are forced to conclude that:
GIRLS = EVIL
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The response is as follows:
Proof that boys are worse than girls
First, we state that boys need time, money, girls, and sex
BOYS = TIME x MONEY x GIRLS x SEX
And as we all know, time IS money
TIME = MONEY
Therefore:
BOYS = MONEY x MONEY x GIRLS x SEX
And we all know that boys want as many girls as possible, because they want to have sex as much as they can - for them, GIRLS = SEX
And as the boys have already proven, GIRLS = EVIL
So therefore:
EVIL = SEX
And further....
BOYS = MONEY squared x EVIL x EVIL
= MONEY squared x EVIL squared
And because "money is the root of all evil"....
MONEY = square root of EVIL
Therefore:
MONEY squared = EVIL
BOYS = EVIL x EVIL squared
= EVIL cubed
So, in conclusion, while GIRLS = EVIL,
BOYS = EVIL cubed
So BOYS are, by proof, much worse than girls.
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http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Proof_that_Girls_are_Evil.html
http://www.anvari.org/fun/Gender/Proof_That_Men_Are_Even_Worse_Then_Evil.html
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Posted: 8/15/2006 6:59:28 AM |
So, in conclusion, while GIRLS = EVIL,
BOYS = EVIL cubed
So BOYS are, by proof, much worse than girls.
Only true for EVIL greater than 1, and in fact this result was a critical argument in Andrew Wiles' 1994 proof of Fermat's Last Theorem.
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Posted: 8/15/2006 9:07:40 AM | Um yeah, DUUUUUHHHHHHH - the proof doesn't really make sense mathematically. As Rainy Day already pointed out, the first one breaks down at the very first premise.
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| Math can, will and does prove all
Posted: 10/15/2006 12:14:05 AM | 4. "Money is the root of all problems"
It's not necessarily the square root, which you then go on to assume it is =p
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Posted: 10/15/2006 12:51:15 AM | Matthew:
If it makes you feel better about the math stuff, my one and only tattoo is a Pi sign designed by Barbara Gordon herself.
I live for, no, LOVE these strings of thoughts.
Ergo, I am the loser.
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Posted: 10/15/2006 6:18:06 AM | okay I'm sure many of you have seen this before but it is one of my faves, and this thread reminded me of it:
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."
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