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Show ALL Forums  > Australia  > Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes      Home login    AUTHOR  alwaysdreaming2 Joined: 4/4/2006 Msg: 1 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotesPage 1 of 2    (1, 2) This is not intended to be a joke thread but sayings/quotes that make you laugh - Today I found my purpose in life, to find a man and make him miserable for the rest of his life  tisme_susan Joined: 7/27/2006 Msg: 2 view profile History Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 8/18/2006 2:38:06 AM John Howard: "No, there's no way that a GSTwill ever be part of our policy." Journalist: "Never ever?" John Howard: "Never ever. It's dead. It was killed by the voters in the last election".  diverjohn Joined: 11/9/2005 Msg: 3 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 8/18/2006 4:21:56 AM It is soooo easy to quit smoking. In fact, I know lots of people who've done it many times.  paijlady Joined: 4/24/2006 Msg: 4 view profile History Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 8/18/2006 8:40:42 AM "procrastination is like masturbation- it seems good at the time, but in the end your only f**king yourself"- cracks me up every time i hear it.  CavesBeach Joined: 12/19/2005 Msg: 5 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 8/18/2006 7:00:58 PM KFC is like masterbation - sure it feels great at the time but afterwards you feel dirty and your hands are all sticky .... heheheheheee he ehee much the same as yours paijlady  Sid Valleyview Joined: 6/28/2006 Msg: 6 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 8/19/2006 2:25:21 AM This is a personal favourite: I might be slow and expensive, but by god I'm rough! HAH Yeah I know you've heard it, but I love it!  TDFTLOW Joined: 3/1/2005 Msg: 7 view profile History Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 8/21/2006 9:01:12 AM Droopy. Yes The cartoon character. Try as I might for the longest time I could not keep a straight hum drum expression on my face while I said "I am very happy" in a slow pseudo monotoned almost bored manner. Try it.  paijlady Joined: 4/24/2006 Msg: 8 view profile History Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 8/21/2006 9:07:29 AM ^^^^^^^ come to my creative thinking class, youll see it all the time.. creative thinking my butt.  Riley 27 Joined: 6/12/2006 Msg: 9 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 8/21/2006 11:34:08 AM I don't smoke, the cigarette does, I'm the sucker at the other end.  BiChicksRock Joined: 8/4/2006 Msg: 10 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 8/21/2006 2:35:06 PM the phrase "read between the lies" is my favourite  blazinsun59 Joined: 12/27/2005 Msg: 11 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/3/2007 6:35:23 PM If we had some ham...we could have ham and eggs....if we had any eggs... How's that again?...............  blazinsun59 Joined: 12/27/2005 Msg: 12 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/3/2007 6:46:41 PM You know...... a billion here...a billion there...pretty soon we're talking real money..... Yeah...you tell 'em Senator  blazinsun59 Joined: 12/27/2005 Msg: 13 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/3/2007 6:49:47 PM just because I am paranoid, doesn't mean I don't have enemies  blazinsun59 Joined: 12/27/2005 Msg: 14 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/3/2007 6:56:52 PM the insomniac agnostic, who was dyslexic Stayed awake all night.... wondering if there really was a dog...... Wait.... say that again.  mutha Joined: 12/22/2006 Msg: 15 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/3/2007 7:55:14 PM 'My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems'  Gypsy33 Joined: 11/12/2006 Msg: 16 view profile History Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/4/2007 12:30:29 AM We're Not schitzophenic No we're Not --------------------------- --------------------------- ---------------------------  ~Phoenix Raine~ Joined: 2/3/2006 Msg: 17 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/4/2007 12:53:15 PM (in reference to working out) "I'm so unfarmilliar with the Gym,i call it James"  sleeplessin_brissie Joined: 4/29/2006 Msg: 18 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/5/2007 5:00:12 AM I heard one I had not heard before so here goes Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining ? or Yesturday you cant not change Tomorrow never comes So deal with what ever what ever happens today I know its not a funny but its is so true dont you think  photoman001 Joined: 11/25/2006 Msg: 19 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/6/2007 7:06:29 PM My favourite comes from a Hagar the Horrible cartoon. Hagar: "A Viking never admits he's wrong and NEVER apologieses." Lucky Eddie: "I'm sorry, I didn't know."  superbeam Joined: 1/2/2007 Msg: 20 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/6/2007 8:17:09 PM When u come to the fork in the road take it  ebgdae Joined: 12/27/2006 Msg: 21 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/6/2007 10:22:38 PM "It's all fun and games, till someone loses an eye" "Do unto others before they do unto you" "Wish, in one hand and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills first" "Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"  mgunnar Joined: 12/19/2006 Msg: 22 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/7/2007 12:17:35 AM "I may have smoked it, but I didn't inhale" Bill Clinton "If you can't be good, then be good at it" Clay Walker I'm new to POF, so I hope ya'll don't mind me chiming in. Have a great weekend, Matt  happyjen Joined: 4/14/2006 Msg: 23 view profile History Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/7/2007 12:30:30 AM totally agree with that quote it is really funny! quote that I used for exam preparation work like a charm. Thats certainly another way of looking at procrastination. cheers jen  GenuineGoddess Joined: 9/23/2006 Msg: 24 Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/7/2007 12:31:31 AM Colonel Cathcart: You're a disgrace. I'd like to know how you got to be a Captain, anyway. Yossarian: You promoted me. Colonel Cathcart: That has got nothing to do with it. Catch 22 Movie..  happyjen Joined: 4/14/2006 Msg: 25 view profile History Wacky sayings...words that make you laugh - quotes Posted: 1/7/2007 12:34:38 AM procrasination is good at the time but in the end ur only F*&( yourself. cheers jen Page 1 of 2   (1, 2)

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