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 alwaysdreaming2
Joined: 4/4/2006
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This is not intended to be a joke thread but sayings/quotes that make you laugh -

Today I found my purpose in life, to find a man and make him miserable for the rest of his life
 tisme_susan
Joined: 7/27/2006
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Posted: 8/18/2006 2:38:06 AM
John Howard: "No, there's no way that a GSTwill ever be part of our policy."
Journalist: "Never ever?"
John Howard: "Never ever. It's dead. It was killed by the voters in the last election".
 diverjohn
Joined: 11/9/2005
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Posted: 8/18/2006 4:21:56 AM
It is soooo easy to quit smoking. In fact, I know lots of people who've done it many times.
 paijlady
Joined: 4/24/2006
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Posted: 8/18/2006 8:40:42 AM
"procrastination is like masturbation- it seems good at the time, but in the end your only f**king yourself"- cracks me up every time i hear it.
 CavesBeach
Joined: 12/19/2005
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Posted: 8/18/2006 7:00:58 PM
KFC is like masterbation - sure it feels great at the time but afterwards you feel dirty and your hands are all sticky .... heheheheheee he ehee much the same as yours paijlady
 Sid Valleyview
Joined: 6/28/2006
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Posted: 8/19/2006 2:25:21 AM
This is a personal favourite:

I might be slow and expensive, but by god I'm rough! HAH

Yeah I know you've heard it, but I love it!
 TDFTLOW
Joined: 3/1/2005
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Posted: 8/21/2006 9:01:12 AM
Droopy.

Yes The cartoon character. Try as I might for the longest time I could not keep a straight hum drum expression on my face while I said "I am very happy" in a slow pseudo monotoned almost bored manner.

Try it.
 paijlady
Joined: 4/24/2006
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Posted: 8/21/2006 9:07:29 AM
^^^^^^^ come to my creative thinking class, youll see it all the time.. creative thinking my butt.
 Riley 27
Joined: 6/12/2006
Msg: 9
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Posted: 8/21/2006 11:34:08 AM
I don't smoke, the cigarette does, I'm the sucker at the other end.
 BiChicksRock
Joined: 8/4/2006
Msg: 10
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Posted: 8/21/2006 2:35:06 PM
the phrase "read between the lies" is my favourite
 blazinsun59
Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 11
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Posted: 1/3/2007 6:35:23 PM
If we had some ham...we could have ham and eggs....if we had any eggs...
How's that again?...............
 blazinsun59
Joined: 12/27/2005
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Posted: 1/3/2007 6:46:41 PM
You know...... a billion here...a billion there...pretty soon we're talking real money.....
Yeah...you tell 'em Senator
 blazinsun59
Joined: 12/27/2005
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Posted: 1/3/2007 6:49:47 PM
just because I am paranoid, doesn't mean I don't have enemies
 blazinsun59
Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 14
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Posted: 1/3/2007 6:56:52 PM
the insomniac agnostic, who was dyslexic
Stayed awake all night.... wondering if there really was a dog......

Wait.... say that again.
 mutha
Joined: 12/22/2006
Msg: 15
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Posted: 1/3/2007 7:55:14 PM
'My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems'
 Gypsy33
Joined: 11/12/2006
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Posted: 1/4/2007 12:30:29 AM
We're Not schitzophenic

No we're Not

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 ~Phoenix Raine~
Joined: 2/3/2006
Msg: 17
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Posted: 1/4/2007 12:53:15 PM
(in reference to working out) "I'm so unfarmilliar with the Gym,i call it James"
 sleeplessin_brissie
Joined: 4/29/2006
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Posted: 1/5/2007 5:00:12 AM
I heard one I had not heard before so here goes

Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining ?

or

Yesturday you cant not change

Tomorrow never comes

So deal with what ever what ever happens today

I know its not a funny but its is so true dont you think
 photoman001
Joined: 11/25/2006
Msg: 19
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Posted: 1/6/2007 7:06:29 PM
My favourite comes from a Hagar the Horrible cartoon.

Hagar: "A Viking never admits he's wrong and NEVER apologieses."

Lucky Eddie: "I'm sorry, I didn't know."
 superbeam
Joined: 1/2/2007
Msg: 20
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Posted: 1/6/2007 8:17:09 PM
When u come to the fork in the road take it
 ebgdae
Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 21
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Posted: 1/6/2007 10:22:38 PM
"It's all fun and games, till someone loses an eye"

"Do unto others before they do unto you"

"Wish, in one hand and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills first"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder"
 mgunnar
Joined: 12/19/2006
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Posted: 1/7/2007 12:17:35 AM
"I may have smoked it, but I didn't inhale" Bill Clinton

"If you can't be good, then be good at it" Clay Walker

I'm new to POF, so I hope ya'll don't mind me chiming in.

Have a great weekend, Matt
 happyjen
Joined: 4/14/2006
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Posted: 1/7/2007 12:30:30 AM
totally agree with that quote it is really funny!

quote that I used for exam preparation work like a charm.

Thats certainly another way of looking at procrastination.

cheers jen
 GenuineGoddess
Joined: 9/23/2006
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Posted: 1/7/2007 12:31:31 AM
Colonel Cathcart: You're a disgrace. I'd like to know how you got to be a Captain, anyway.
Yossarian: You promoted me.
Colonel Cathcart: That has got nothing to do with it.

Catch 22 Movie..
 happyjen
Joined: 4/14/2006
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Posted: 1/7/2007 12:34:38 AM
procrasination is good at the time but in the end ur only F*&( yourself.

cheers jen
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