| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/21/2006 4:40:52 PM | My darling brother has begun a lovely series of emails to me over the last few days.
So far I've recieved these gems:
In dog years you're...carry the 2...lets see...OMG you're DEAD!!!
You're not 40 something, you're 39.95 plus shipping and handling...plus taxes...plus other hidden fees...plus...
You look damn good for your age....I never knew they could mummify the living.
Let me know when your senior's discount kicks in, I'll give you my shopping list.
Out there in B.C. they got that graduated lisence thing right? with the L for learners and N for new etc...when do you get your S for senior?
Got any good over the hill cracks? | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/21/2006 4:45:59 PM | what about you age like fine wine
but hey its only a number...
but i am only as old as my cat....she died years ago at the ripe old age of 5... | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/21/2006 5:36:40 PM | | Age isn't important,... unless you are a cheese. | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/21/2006 5:59:53 PM | | 40's not old! If you are a tree!!! | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/21/2006 6:03:50 PM | HAHAH THAT reminds me of a card I gave my Dad once,... talked about the beautiful old growth forests in BC and how rare and great they were,...... and thanked him for planting them!   | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/21/2006 6:06:32 PM | | she's still hot...it just comes in flashes now. | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/21/2006 6:34:43 PM | My gf and I were in the store and the cashier asked her if she wanted a bag and she said no I have my gf with me.... she has never stopped hitting me with them since my last bday....she is a funny funny girl....and you know who you are  | |
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ya472
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Joined: 4/29/2006
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/21/2006 6:38:03 PM | In defense, still my favorite:
I have everything that 22 year old has ! I just had it longer.
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I am not over-the-hill, I am just going around twice.
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You have the ass, I have the assets. | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/21/2006 6:51:42 PM | Gaaahhhhh, he's hired recruits. An ex just emailed with:
You know I'll always be here if you need support....at least till they invent a bra that will defy gravity. | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/21/2006 8:30:15 PM | ummm ya472!!
Think I've heard that expression before!! But, it goes like this, "I've got everything a 21 yr old has, I've just had it a hell of a lot longer!
Another favorite of mine is, " I look great upsidedown, everything falls into place! Where it once was!!! | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:38:58 PM | He's on a roll....they're going downhill,
You're only as old as you feel....last time you got felt you were 23 right?
You're 29 with 13 years experience...doncha think it's time to get experience with a different number?
I'm buying you new wheels for your birthday! Do you want a lil basket and racing stripes on your scooter?
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:46:11 PM | No i'm only 4?....
thats 35 after the exchange rate
like a fine wine better with age
I can do anything a twenty year old can
it just takes longer................... | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 8/23/2006 9:59:26 PM | | I'm really 19-----with 21 years experience. | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 10/16/2006 8:23:46 PM | | so in general, what age does a person become over the hill? 40 for men and 30 for women? | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 10/16/2006 8:27:00 PM | ^^^^No.
Way to late for most men and much too soon for most ladies.
Actually over the hill is a state of mind. Some are "over the hill" at 25 and other never become.
Doc Sage  | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 10/16/2006 8:28:28 PM | I think the over the hill... is a frame of mind... and I am not NOT buying that frame hehehe
Life is what you make it... you are only as old as you feel!! 
besides... Im not over the hill yet.... just high enough to get nose bleeds!! hehe | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 10/16/2006 8:47:36 PM | I'm really only 21, but I've had a hard life! ...................you're on a plane and look around and realize its nothing but really old people off a cruise ship.........FOSSILS!........they don't really care if the plane goes down or not! Most are near death anyway! Order a double from the stewardess..............may as well go down in a fog .... | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 10/16/2006 11:33:28 PM | Me Oma is bout 103 now,,,She is as ole as the hills and twice as dusty!
Must be a blast to be able to raise chit that long :) | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 10/17/2006 6:53:19 AM | great thread folks................lol
keep 'em coming!
......feeling younger every day............... | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 10/17/2006 7:20:14 AM | Gotta love the other side of the hill!
Way better than the climb through all the obstacles to get to the top!
Now, I am in a 'good' place'.......on a downward descent but a much cleaner, more interesting path!
Do not fear the over the hill stuff..........this side is too much fun! | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 10/17/2006 7:53:11 AM | YOU KNOW WHAT.....
SERIOUSLY... enough with the... how old am I game.... and poor me... I feel so old... cause I can tell you... NONE of you are old at heart!!!!
The grass might be greener on the other side of the fence...
But they have a LOT more SH!T on thier lawn.... trust me
Words to live by.... | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 10/17/2006 8:09:08 AM | I feel younger now than I did at 25 and plan on feeling even younger in 10 years | |
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| Over the hill?
Posted: 10/17/2006 8:12:12 AM | I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok... I like to eat pancakes.....
Dudes....dudettes....lol.... you all look great.
Let's party.
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