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 madamoisele

Joined: 7/10/2006
Msg: 1
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 5:45:05 AM
Tell us about the worst experience with kissing you've ever had!

Mine was this guy who wrapped his lips entirely around the outside of my mouth, suctioned on and began swashing my lips and skin with his tongue. GROSS!!!!!

I defy you to top that.

Wendy
 bbsml

Joined: 6/18/2006
Msg: 2
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 5:55:19 AM
I just broke up with a guy who's idea of kissing was to just stick his tounge out with his eyes closed. I'm still wondering what the hell was he doing.
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 5:58:12 AM
My worst experience was this dude who's nickname had to be "deep throat" because his tongue almost touched my ribs. Not to mention that as I was gagging, he thought that was a good response to being turned on as he was suffocating me, so then he tries to fit his head in my mouth as well!
 Ferymay

Joined: 1/20/2006
Msg: 4
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:00:41 AM
oh my gawd.. I have had some of the worse from sucking on my lips with an open mouth to constantly rubbing his tongue on my teeth! arck!

and then you have guy's that take a few moments to get used to kissing you and really seem to pay attention to what you want when kissed.. those end up being the yummiest kissers! You both just seem to kind of melt into the kiss together.. wow.. lol
 Soul_Mates

Joined: 1/2/2006
Msg: 5
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Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:06:14 AM
There was one ex-lover of mine who used to jam his long tongue really far down my throat and make me literally gag. It was like frenching Ridley Scott's ALIEN!

And then there was an ex-bf of mine from high school who would open his mouth really wide and actually kind of bite both of my cheeks so I'd keep my mouth open and then he'd just stab at the inside of my mouth with his tongue.

*Shudder*


eta: ferymay - (wow your username rhymes with my real name)... I *like* having my lips lightly sucked and nibbled during slow, playful kissing.
 Ferymay

Joined: 1/20/2006
Msg: 6
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:09:45 AM
cagewench..

oh yes. I Love having my lip bitten slightly at the rights times.. but not this attack of mouth and slobber and sucking and ICK! run!

the tongue down ones throat is classic! lol

I go as for as to stop dead while kissing.. look at them and say " no.. not like that" and try and show/explain it.. but sometimes.. it is a lost cause...
 yankeeinnc

Joined: 8/2/2006
Msg: 7
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:12:01 AM
Man, where did you gals find some of thes vampires??
 cynplicity

Joined: 6/16/2006
Msg: 8
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Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:13:17 AM
I had a kisser much like the ones mentioned who was searching for my inner organs via my mouth, i hated it. He loved to grab me in a public place, toss me back and proceed to do his 'kiss' . One day I had a lump of gum that I had been chewing a while and was looking forward to finding a trash bin to get rid of it, he did the tongue jammer thing, and i simply exchanged my gum!

He almost threw up,I thought it was hilarious , and trust me, he never did it again!
 SimbadSailor

Joined: 11/8/2005
Msg: 9
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Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:17:31 AM
I had the opposite problem. I had this girl whose idea of a kiss was to make an O with her mouth, and retract her tongue as far as she could. It was like kissing the end of a hose.
 Luckyone 38

Joined: 8/14/2006
Msg: 10
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:17:42 AM
The worst I ever had well she liked to chew on my tongue. Fvck it was weird I tell ya.
 Nirali

Joined: 2/19/2006
Msg: 11
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:19:40 AM
The guy begins licking me like a St. Bernard, my ears my neck, asks if I like it, and I say no, hands are like an octopus I begin to feel violated, kisses me with lips inside out, not with the normal suction but with turning the inside of his lips to grab mine so they are curved outward so I feel all this slobber, not to mention the breath was horrible so the spit froze my face after it dried and it was smelly! Then he sticks his tongue in my ear canal! Then he opens his mouth and sticks his whole tongue inside and all I can smell is that funky spit and it was so wet I had to wipe under my lips. Gracefully I moved away and took a detour to the restroom where I washed my face neck and ears with soap and the inside of my mouth with soap scrubbing my tongue.


Shalini
 Luckyone 38

Joined: 8/14/2006
Msg: 12
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:20:55 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^ Yuck!
 Ferymay

Joined: 1/20/2006
Msg: 13
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:23:18 AM
Shalini!! oh my gosh!!!!

RUN RUN RUN!!

there should be a kissing school.. lol or atleast a session that explains to pay attention to what the other person enjoys. oh gosh.. I need a shower after that !!! ick
 *tinydancer*

Joined: 6/25/2006
Msg: 14
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:31:41 AM
Oh my ... I think madamoisele and I have kissed the same guy.....ewwww....
 JumpingRaindrops

Joined: 2/2/2006
Msg: 15
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Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:34:11 AM
Wasn't there a booklet, maybe from the 50s, that was essentailly an instruction manual for "How To Kiss A Girl"? I think that was what it was called.... anyway, might make a good gift....

Although my worst was my own fault. It was my first kiss, and I had *no* idea he was going to stick his tongue in my mouth (I was probably around 12 and had seen people in movies "kiss," so chalk it up to inexperience?) I was so grossed out - I bit the poor guy, and not gently, either. EEEEWWWW!!!! <--- pretty much what was going through my mind. I've gotten a lot better at it since then...
 US is the best!!

Joined: 8/17/2006
Msg: 16
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:37:17 AM
no wendy mine iis about the same as yours.
 swee10lo

Joined: 4/10/2006
Msg: 17
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 6:37:27 AM
here are two: 1 guy just slabberd all over me...ewww...learn how to kiss without drooling!
#2 just wouldn't tounge kiss. Said he didn't like it and always kept his lips closed and gave me lil packs...lol...hello....what are you...12?
 rainbowfishh

Joined: 4/20/2006
Msg: 18
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 7:01:25 AM
Wendy I can top that...

lol

he did all that but was also DROOLING !!!

YUCK !
 ~Country Sugar~

Joined: 8/6/2006
Msg: 19
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 7:15:05 AM
My worst kissing experience was this guy I was seeing, who I just adored. Good looking, sweet, sexy, good at everything else, except kissing. He use to spit in my mouth at the end of each kiss. It was discusting, I couldn't get past it and couldn't find a way to tell him to stop doing it. So I just stopped seeing him.
 madamoisele

Joined: 7/10/2006
Msg: 20
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 7:15:07 AM
I had this gorgeous football player I went out with a few times when I was younger, and he drooled into my mouth while kissing. I have to tell you, that was ultra gross, I literally wanted to throw up.
 rainbowfishh

Joined: 4/20/2006
Msg: 21
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 7:18:13 AM
I think msg 19 wins...

as the worst experience....

a guy who spit in her mouth... LOL...
shesh
 fun2gether

Joined: 11/13/2005
Msg: 22
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 7:20:57 AM
I went out with this woman that she started french kissing me then started sucking on my tongue, she sucked so hard on my tongue that she gave me a hickey on my tongue, WOW THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!!
 Luckyone 38

Joined: 8/14/2006
Msg: 23
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 7:39:26 AM
19 wins for sure!
 baldforyou

Joined: 8/19/2006
Msg: 24
Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 8:06:49 AM
An ex gf did that too me once. she thoght it was a true sign of affection. i asked the waiter for the bill and some mouthwash to go.
 Kwitjirbitjin

Joined: 7/3/2005
Msg: 25
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Your Worst Kissing Experience
Posted: 8/23/2006 8:54:55 AM
My worst kissing experience was also my fault. I was 14, it was my first "kiss", and it was a contest at a party. Three boys, three girls, each boy kissed each girl. All I knew was what I'd seen in the movies. I did the "washing machine". You know, tongue in mouth, and you move it around, and around, and around, and around, and... Yeah. I lost.
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