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Posted: 8/24/2006 1:49:35 PM | FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
if she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
this is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
this is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
this is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
a woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!
Oh, and before we forget
"Whatever".........it's a woman's way of saying *! #@ YOU! | |
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Posted: 8/24/2006 3:15:31 PM | see here you go again knocking on women but yet you are looking for one ever thought that is why you are still looking  | |
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Posted: 8/25/2006 10:54:59 AM | | Big Daddy: That's too cool. I was gonna ask you what (whatever) meant then I scrolled on down. | |
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Posted: 8/25/2006 1:55:22 PM | | Tink, Glad you like it! I get stuff like that in my email at work all the time! | |
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Posted: 8/25/2006 5:13:21 PM | Cute, but about right! Ha
ladies, anyone up for Men's laungauge translator? lol
libby | |
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Posted: 8/26/2006 5:51:03 AM | | That's bad enough. What's worse is being back in the dating scene I can't even figure out what I'm talking about?????? | |
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Posted: 8/26/2006 6:12:24 AM | | "thats okay"....have to agree yes I have so used that one and I agree , I am so thinking about payback at that time.......my new b/f has alot to learn I tell ya....... | |
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Posted: 8/26/2006 11:48:17 AM | | I thought it was too cute, even though it offended some. It seems not anybody these days have a sense of humor. Did you read mine on divorce humor? | |
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Posted: 8/26/2006 12:03:24 PM | | Tink, Yes I did read it, I like the 3 ring cirus ! lol a sence of humor is such a good thing to have! I dont worry about those who are offended by my sence of humor, Lifes to short for that. | |
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Posted: 8/26/2006 1:05:12 PM | | I heard that same thing on the John Tesh radio show. I think it's funny...somewhat inaccurate as far as I'm concerned, but I have to admit it's also accurate in other ways. | |
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Posted: 8/26/2006 2:57:13 PM | | LOL- thanks for the language translater BigDaddy....I'm going to print it out and put it in my billfold for future reference...might come in handy. | |
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Posted: 8/26/2006 3:46:28 PM | Brown, I got it off an email that was sent me by a friend at work, so I cut and pasted it, and share it with everyone here! Its all in good fun! I could have used it a few years ago! lol  | |
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Posted: 11/28/2007 12:39:29 PM | You forgot to add the word,
WHAT
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If you open your mouth at any moment it may get shut with verbal force, if unscessful it will render you sexless in the bedroom for several weeks.
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Posted: 7/12/2008 7:37:33 PM | Thanks for posting this.....really enjoyed reading it.....
Communication....wow.... | |
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