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 nosoup4u
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 1
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If you know they are going on a plane trip somewhere wait until they are at the airport and stash a loaded 45 in with their luggage.
 Horsing_Around
Joined: 7/16/2006
Msg: 2
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 6:33:39 AM
Let them catch you digging a grave in your back yard in the middle of the night. They might think you are psyhcotic and move away.
 Boots N Jeans
Joined: 6/22/2006
Msg: 3
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 6:36:46 AM
easy here, all I have to do is sunbath nude in the back yard....both sides would move immediately!!
 Bound for Camelot
Joined: 6/12/2006
Msg: 4
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 6:37:05 AM
Call "America's most Wanted" ....report the whereabouts of that guy they have been desperatly trying to find for 10 years...

tell them you think he may be on the move and Hurray!!!!
 Horsing_Around
Joined: 7/16/2006
Msg: 5
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 6:45:43 AM
The nude bathing thing might work... but not with Bootsy. You need to get hold of the obease nude naturalists and have them over every weekend to relax and campout and use your pool.
 Bound for Camelot
Joined: 6/12/2006
Msg: 6
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 6:51:18 AM
paint your house black...hang swastikas....play that recording of Hitlers...thoughts from the bunker...

one of two things will happen

1 - they will move

2 - they will burn your house down

Good luck!
 suzieszoo_2
Joined: 12/29/2005
Msg: 7
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 7:33:29 AM
I dont have to do anything unusual, yell at my kids, play my music loud, drink beer all night on the deck, dont mow my lawn nor water it, leave bags of rotting diapers out on the lawn, invite over all my biker buddies ...hell...my neighbours must love me as they havent moved yet....
 psssst
Joined: 2/8/2006
Msg: 8
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 7:59:04 AM
I'd invite Soup, Horsin' and Camelot over for a vacation... after a week of their antics I'd have the whole neighbourhood to myself...

 Bound for Camelot
Joined: 6/12/2006
Msg: 9
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 8:11:21 AM
^^^^ You heard her guys....

that was an invite!
 Horsing_Around
Joined: 7/16/2006
Msg: 10
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 8:22:52 AM
Can we shoot our guns off in your backyard? Hmmm Can we?
 psssst
Joined: 2/8/2006
Msg: 11
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 8:41:10 AM
Ohhhhhh Gawd... Ontario would never be the same!!!

Horsin', you are aware we have laws here prohibiting lewd and lascivious behaviour right?
 Horsing_Around
Joined: 7/16/2006
Msg: 12
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 9:03:05 AM
Pssst. I hate to ask this... but, I must. I stared a lot at that bikini top. It's made from seashells right?.... (and very sweet looking seashells I might add) So, you must have a pic of "clam" as well that we can see? C'mon... invite us over and I will personally take clam pictures for you. That might make them nieghbours leave. What else can we do if we cant shoot guns in Ontario?
 psssst
Joined: 2/8/2006
Msg: 13
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 9:19:50 AM
Horsin' First of all, wipe the nose prints off the screen...

It's made of moulded foam... and the clam pics... *oh gawd I'm blushing too much for that one!!!

I can only imagine what would happen with you and I and a camera... Camelot giving directions and Soup laughing the whole time... *grin

I do believe I would need to make sure I have bail money ready... for all of us!!!

Uhmmmm... what kind of guns are you talking about?
 Boots N Jeans
Joined: 6/22/2006
Msg: 14
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 9:35:22 AM
Psssst he has a very nice shotgun !!!!!
 Bound for Camelot
Joined: 6/12/2006
Msg: 15
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 9:51:22 AM
Pssst I think he's waving a dart gun around....


My eyes...my poor virgin eyes...(and if you believe this I have a prime piece of florida swap land)
 mustangsally1273
Joined: 8/30/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 8/25/2006 9:59:59 AM
How much for the swamp land? I'd like to move somewhere nice! lol

Only had the cops called once to my place (so far) for having a mic and amps still going in my driveway til 3am or so. Think the neighbours musta woke up and turned their hearing aids on for the moment...

But I'm with Suzie on this one! My neighbours are too afraid to say anything, and there has been many places up for sale since I moved in! And the more you water the lawn (or dirt patches in my case), the more you might have to mow the damn thing! lol
 Horsing_Around
Joined: 7/16/2006
Msg: 17
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 10:08:47 AM
Ummm, lemme see here. Mustang, I think you are the bad nieghbour that the block is hoping will move away. LOL Double check the streets for Soupies face somewhere. He started this thread!
 Bound for Camelot
Joined: 6/12/2006
Msg: 18
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 11:34:02 AM
I think we should just all get together and make Soupie move....maybe we should send him to ...hmmmm Yorkton!!!
 mymissesright
Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 19
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 11:35:07 AM
If you have a party every week and your neighbours call the cops on you all the time you just keep on having parties and then if your told by the cops that the noise bylaw comes in affect at 11 p.m. you play your music all god damn day long until 10:59 p.m. and if that doesn't get them to leave you alone you build a big fence around your yard and refuse to let their kids play on your lush green lawn instead of their dirt pile .. they eventually put their house up for sale!
 Bound for Camelot
Joined: 6/12/2006
Msg: 20
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 11:41:23 AM
or you could just wait till their away on vacation and call the real estate yourself..
 mustangsally1273
Joined: 8/30/2005
Msg: 21
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Posted: 8/25/2006 11:49:03 AM
Damn! I get Soupie here and the property value will definately go down...lol Just teasing! But I bet we could really piss off the neighbours...and considering my care factor and all, I'm game!
 psssst
Joined: 2/8/2006
Msg: 22
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Posted: 8/25/2006 2:43:44 PM

or you could just wait till their away on vacation and call the real estate yourself..


You are truly evil Camelot!!! I bow to your superior genius!!!

I'd only put up the real estate signs...
 Horsing_Around
Joined: 7/16/2006
Msg: 23
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 3:02:48 PM
you could also print up some business cards on the computer to hand out to all the downtown drug uses. And tell them this is the address where they can score and even use the drugs inside if they look respectful enough. Nothing like the vengence of a drug addict who just got told he cant have anymore crack. LOL
 nosoup4u
Joined: 9/4/2005
Msg: 24
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 4:52:38 PM
round up some road kill and hang them around the neighbors yard on wooden crosses. They are sure to get the message.
 !somewhere
Joined: 1/16/2006
Msg: 25
Creative ways to get rid of bad neighbors.
Posted: 8/25/2006 9:41:17 PM
Rat them out to their landlord for something. It happened to me once.

About 10 or so years ago, a buddy and I were renting this old victorian house with a huge fireplace in the living room. We'd been specifically told not to use the fireplace. We used it anyway, since the neighbors always had a huge stack of firewood in their yard, which we conveniently borrowed from.
Usually our borrowing took place at times, when we were a little too drunk & stupid to realise that footprints in the fresh snow, from their woodpile to our door, would be an obvious give-away.
They apparently got fed up with supplying our firewood, and complained to our landlord. Who kicked us out for using the fireplace.
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