| Ever post a different profile of yourself that totally wacko?
Posted: 3/12/2005 1:16:59 PM | I did and included different pics of me. It funny how pics of the same person can look so different. Anyways I posted my nerdiest looking pic (theres no way you can tell it me but it is cuz I am wearing coke bottle looking glasses and a ball cap lol) and typed up this out of this world profile that includes all the necessary rants of a strangely deluded but honest person who knows boogers can be some peoples favorite things (what is yours anyway?). So now I have done all this I am sending out winks to just about all the chicks (this is Match dot com) and the ones that wink back I will write back using my legitimate subscription albeit posing as a friend of him lol.
I think I am really bored this afternoon.
Anyways I know some guys have posted profiles posing as a female just to see what responses a gal would get. So I thought I would just post a strange profile and see what stems from it but I am not holding my breath cuz its a guys profile and you know they dont get diddly cuz there are so many of them out there anyways
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| Ever post a different profile of yourself that totally wacko?
Posted: 4/5/2005 4:49:03 PM | Ole amigos! I got a couple of very weird and wacho profiles. Check this out and get the info. (CMO and get the 411):
"Minimalistic male seeks women who has an extensive knowledge of knots." No weirdos please. Head games and players are welcomed. I'm fed up with going out to dinner, movies, walking in the rain and making out in front of the fireplace and sipping expensive wine. You see, I'm feeling terribly constrained by the traditional dominant-submisive roles. I want to explore a more nuturing role: feed me like a baby pelican! Females only please. I supply the raw herring, she brings the big strap-on beak. Time to confess: I am a geek nerd but also a N. A native indian, Hindu and never had a descent job or girlfreind. My cars hood is brown and the rest is rusted out, not to mention the fact that it's a 1978 4 door Chevrolet Nova. All of the above things point out that I am boring and an all time loser. You wouldn't believe how hard I'm trying to make myself more interesting, obtaining an income and attempting to get laid. My ultimate fantasy: "Me--trying to sleep on the bus station bench, pleading with you to loan me a cigarette; you-choking on my odor, tripping over your purse as you try to get away; at the last moment, our eyes meet. Can I have a dollar?" My greatest discovery: I just learned by accident that if I push down and lock the scrool wheel on the mouse that this turns the cursor into a mini jet fighter. Kewl, eh?
geek (g k)
n. Slang
A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy.
A person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept.
A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts, such as biting the head off a live chicken. *
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| Ever post a different profile of yourself that totally wacko?
Posted: 4/5/2005 4:58:22 PM | Buenas dias! Here's profile #2. I challenge any guy or girl to surpass it in weirdness......Dare ya:
Heart of gold.Non-conforming independant thinker who is competitive and always wishes to be a winner.The photo is me philosophising, not potatoeing.Will only ride in vehicles with watermelon scented air fresheners.Confident and optimistic.I'm very assertive,decisive and always willing to take calculated risks. When I have breakfast in the ordinary way and as a result of my hunger and unconsciousness on getting up I find an air of enevitability about the way various objects, plates, coffee pot, etc., lie upon the table, that it would be very difficult to get consciously. And it's always difficult to convince myself that the deliberate arrangement is natural. IN THE SAME WAY THAT SAVAGES AND ANIMALS HAVE A 'RIGHTNESS, 'SO HAVE OBJECTS COORDINATED BY UNCONSCIOUS LIFE AND USEFUL ACTION. My work ethic is very strong and I enjoy my career. Set high performance standards but sometimes their so high that their unrealistic. Oh well...something to work on, eh? Always enthusiastic, entertaining and I love to have fun. I beleive in persuation;inspired about a point of view. Creative and innovative;I like to discover clever solutions to problems such as having my dog walk backwards so he can see the cats behind us.Always need stimulation and activity;easily bored by routine, mundane tasks-same old, same old.I get along well with others but only when I'm motivated to do so. Quite abit of a dreamer but if we don't dream we have no dreams to come true. So there.Sort of like asking ourselves,"How does gravity get out of a black hole"? Really really like playin suicide with a six pack.Hey! Why is space time stressed outside the event horizon, if gravitons cannot escape from the black hole? Will consult Hawking-Penrose on that one.Not totally sure what its like to have a "roney".What the hell is a "roney" anyways?AFTER DEATH PLANS:Reincarnation as a dolphin cause 50 million Hindus can't be wrong. THE END.
PS:Really, really,really likes 'n and enjoying life and having fun!.............
cooool guy..........
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| Ever post a different profile of yourself that totally wacko?
Posted: 4/5/2005 6:39:37 PM | My profile finaly got approved after much wrangling with Match's site adminstrators. Here it is... my profile that dares any gal to look past the words to the real me 
I want you! Yes you! Get your butt over here! And shake it babe! Oh no I have exactly 1 no 1 no 1 pfffttt characters left to write. 54 now! Ewwww... why does my armpit smell like cat pee? Any how I am a superbright person who is not gonna be fake to anybody here but you know we all just have these primal instincts within us that make us go grrrawww and of course I almost despise the rules of grammar because they so easily break up the chain of ones thought and pure identity; but of course, I really like the way punctuation is suppose to work so it really evens out. I must exibit enough of my inner mind to you and the people approving this profile to indicate to you that yes I am a strange one and that yes I know enough about people that they often like to be the guardians of society but they really are not but just nose thumbers who forget how cushy their lives are and when its time to go to the big hole in the sky they just might let a tear fall before uttering a the most breathlesss scream one has heard. Of course no paragraphs are allowed here so it is up to you to figure where they begin. 876 characters remaining... wanna learn more about me? Is there morbidness in you? Are you worthy of being the one that gets my tenderness? my gentleness? Can you handle being in this strange world and yet not be stranged by it? Have you even laughed at the absurdity of my logic where mean people have only so much calories to expend before they can be mean no longer? Where kind people always seem to have just a few more calories left in the end because they forgot to judge? Can you see past the rumblings of my stomach and know that I am ok, my metabolism is just too fast. Can you understand why my heart doesn't speed up when those wielding deadly force come near me? That the winner is the one who accepts that sometimes he has just gotta swing out on that limb. Can you tell? Do you even know what bing bada deh bing means? ding dada deh ding... Bah beda deh bing... . | |
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| Ever post a different profile of yourself that totally wacko?
Posted: 4/7/2005 12:09:30 AM | I re-did my yahoo profile about two weeks ago with this silliness:
Welcome to my world. I am out of shape, fat, lazy- I'm trying the atkins diet now. I think I'm going start extreme curling and golf leagues cause they are such intense sports, and everyone should watch em. When I woke up this morning and had my usual breakfast beer. After that I called in my EI claim (I can't wait for it to run out and collect some welfare)so I can get some money to support my addictive habits and pay my credit card. On sunny days I like to sit in a watch reality tv or surf the net looking for my next prey. Even better rewrite history to exlcude the travisties cause by all my fore-fathers(I am bi-racial and multicultural), think anyone will publish me. I hate being active and can't stand self righteous sporty/adventurous types. Inactivity is good cause you won't injure yourself doing anything risky. Medicine will make a pill to solve all our problems esssential problems like ADD and ED. I think we should return to the days of using morphine as a medical drug for all situations (mmm mixed with my beer and everything seems so much better)... or even better bleeding and balancing bile blood and black humour nothing like losing a couple quarts to clear the mind. Those were the days of good ole days of science, and the planet is flat. Under the cover of dark I like to get out in my hummer and mow over some pristine old growth forest and then change my oil in a glacial creek. I drive everywhere, I especailly like driven in heavy stop and go traffic so then I get my road-rage action going and then I bring my frustration into the house and act out on my room mates. I am typically rude, vulgar and very abusive. On rainy days since there are so many of them I like to take some drugs like acid or pcp that make it sunny out, get the munchies and sit around eating junkfood all day. I thnk most junk food is atkins friendly food. Becuase I'm on the run from the law(you've never heard of me OK) and have to relocate in May, I'm only looking for a short-term relationship er make that a one night stand.
and much to my surprise I've recieve 2 icebreakers and 2 emails since.
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| Ever post a different profile of yourself that totally wacko?
Posted: 3/14/2008 11:07:24 AM | I kept a nice right to the point, covered all bases profile, and it got me a handfull of emails a month.However the year plus I had it I would send out plenty of hooks, and managed only 1 repeatable date. Most too far away, or completely away from what MY profile seeked.
Now I put a shyte & giggles profile, and I can be sure there is a couple emails almost everyday.. Funny, even get emails from ones who never answered my emails I sent from my serious profile...and 2 from a unread/delete letter when I sent.
However, each time I think 99% of the women I came in contact really ar not her to date anyway.....
Dating factor here is about a 2...3 at best...BUT the entertaining factor is a 10+
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Still, my friends that have seen it (and the accompaning video clip) all say it's very funny (but whacked..........
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