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Would this be your dream vacation?
Posted: 8/28/2006 11:41:03 AM
Day 1: Syria – City Ruins sight-seeing in Damascus and Aleppo
Day 2: Cyprus - Embarkation at 6:66am, on board 5 million-ton Battleship “ Eliminator”
Day 3: Mediterranean Sea - stop over Gaza Strip at your own risk
Day 4: Jerusalem – UN Gala Dinner, All Inclusive
Day 5: Red Sea – stop over Cairo, keep an eye on your pockets or someone else will do
Day 6: Red Sea – stop over Ethiopia to join Fund-raising Breakfast. Travelers are strongly advised to donate as much as you can: money, jewelery, food, medicine, organs....etc.
Day 7: Persian Gulf – stay over night at Bandar Abbas
Day 8: Iran - Oilfield Tour – each traveler is entitled 50 gallons of oil as souvenir
Day 9: Iraq – War Game or Hide & Seek, again, participate at your own risk
Day 10 Feel free to stay or escape, a permanent residency will cost you nothing if armed. Whereas it'll probably cost your life if not armed.

Departure Date: 11 September 2006
Cost per head: US$ 100000 if alive / US$1000 if dead
Inquiry Hotline: 1800-000-000


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