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| Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 8/29/2006 12:45:29 PM | In the arms of whatzisface that I wouldn't have given two hoots about after beer number one. Hollering at the person next to me because they probably can't hear me when I'm only 6 inches away. Staggering to the ladies room to pee...again, then looking in the mirror wondering why that whore is staring at me. Cursing at the ugly lights and getting upset with the bartenders because they didn't warn me about last call. Trying to remember where the hell I left my jacket....and finally, waking up the next morning wondering why I can only hold five pints until 9 AM and then watching said pints make a reversal into the crapper.
That's where I see myself in five beers...sometimes. Sometimes I feel just as sober as though I'd only had one. Go figure! | |
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| Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 8/29/2006 11:54:17 PM | Wjat if you don't drink beer, but coolers, lol....I get the point
1. relax
2. get more sociable
3. start to flirt
4. ask the guy to dance
5. dirty dance
6. dance on pool table
7. fall off pool table
8. throw up on pool table
9. get kicked out (or pass out, whichever comes first) | |
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| Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 8/30/2006 2:21:26 AM | If we were camping it would be time to play "Let's see who can jump over the bonfire," followed shortly by my second and third favourite game, "Does anyone know where there is a first aid kit?" and "Just grab another beer, it probably won't scar."
This joke is partially plagurized (I don't care how YOU spell it, it looks right to me), just in case the humour police are out patrolling tonight. | |
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| Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 8/30/2006 1:36:15 PM | | outside having a smoke wonder why there are evil people in the world who would make me have to choose between my beer and my smoke....go back have a 6th and plot my revenge. | |
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| Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 8/30/2006 7:45:08 PM | On the phone with the nearest pizza joint, trying to order a plate of nachos, with a mouth full of left overs. I get so munchie when I drink:)
Here, here lizishere! By the 7th we'll be dropping out butts in the 'their' bottles. | |
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| Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/1/2006 6:36:49 PM | | youd see me laughing after 5 beers lol and maybe even dancing and dancing slowly of coarse well maybe fast hehehe i dunno wouldnt remember hahahaha maybe in a great guys arms too | |
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bobby7
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Joined: 3/22/2006
Msg: 20 | |
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| Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/1/2006 8:16:30 PM | Un...un....unco....oonn..YOU KNOW .... ..............unnnnnnnnn.......connnnnnnnnnnnnnnnccccccc........ish........................................shhh......unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.....
(head hits the keyboard)
(unconscious...LOL...don't drink beer tho) (^.^) | |
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Emon3y
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Joined: 3/30/2006
Msg: 23 | |
| Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/1/2006 10:48:43 PM | | dancin on the table with a cowbow hat and beer # 6 singing some real slurred toby kethe....along with the redneck i made friends with. | |
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Joy.
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Joined: 6/26/2005
Msg: 24 | |
| Where do you see yourself in 5 beers?
Posted: 9/2/2006 12:38:01 AM | | I'd see myself doing the fairy dance around my house in my undies, sprinkling what I think would be gold dust but in actuality would probably be dirt from a potted plant. | |
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