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Posted: 9/1/2006 1:32:04 PM | She told me our budget couldn't support my beer allowance.
Then I caught her spending:
$65 for make-up,
$150 for a cut and color,
$35 for a manicure,
$45 for a pedicure,
$50 for vitamins,
$300 for clothes,
and $600 for a gym membership.
I asked why I had to give up something and not her.
She said she needed it to look pretty for me.
I told her that's what the beer is for.
I don't think she's coming back.    | |
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Posted: 9/1/2006 2:20:12 PM |  Hilarious...
Reminds me of this guy who used to come at a bar I used to work at.
After every beer he checked a picture in is pocket before buying the next one.
I finally asked him why he kept on doing that night after night.
He to answer : It's a picture of my wife and when she starts to look good it means
that I've had enough and it's time to go home. | |
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Posted: 9/1/2006 8:09:26 PM |
guy who used to come at a bar
well honey if he was doing that AT the bar, it seems to me it didn't matter if he went home or not! he was taking care of bussiness right there heehee
(am I the only one who read it this way? ) | |
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Posted: 9/2/2006 1:20:58 AM | It's an old joke I learned in French and many people know it and find it funny
so I might just of written it wrong.
The idea is that alcohool makes you go with ugly people sometimes and that is
funny on it's own.
Havent you ever seen the movie "Cayote Ugly"?
It's also funny amongst men because nobody is thinking about the poor wife and everybody his laughing at/with the guy for is logic, not to say that it is flawless but
hey, wathever works for you.
I think the girl was being unfair according to the OP's statment and couples jab at
each other all the time from what I am accustomed to see.
Honesty can sometimes wait a little but if she thinks that he should accept the
idea that all of the money should be used on her and that's ok well then it is also
ok for the OP to be a little crude.
If only I would feel safe to write down all of the bad women jokes I know...
I know a couple about men also but choose to forget those. lol | |
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Posted: 9/2/2006 9:39:42 AM | hey there funphil! I was just noticing the grammer....
A guy used to come at the bar
a guy used to come TO the bar
I appoligize for making fun if english is your second language, but it is STILL FUNNY!
to explain (painfully I might add) the first sentence
a guy came at the bar
could be taken to mean that he has "pleasured himself" to the piont of ejaculating right there AT THE BAR...get it ...haha...
it could also mean that he was propelling himself toward the bar at a high rate of speed, also possible but not really funny, and so boys and girls ends the first (and hopefully last) nonacredited secondary educational corse of study in "what is funny" *
*(see also my spelling for more laughs!) | |
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Posted: 9/3/2006 11:42:03 AM | snorkeler, well then I like you're joke better than mine. lol
English is my second language but I have read over 40 books in English and I
might of gotten it if I cared about spelling a little more.
It always takes me a cumback to catch you guy's jokes and I am about to send
you a matematical one to see if you get it, perhaps I'll start a thread with it instead.
It is funny that I gave it that quonotation and I would bet that those who caught it laughed.
And OP, do you care if she comes back or not? | |
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Posted: 9/3/2006 11:43:58 AM | | cumback was unintentional or my subconscious just made me laugh. | |
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Posted: 9/4/2006 1:12:53 AM | It was a joke, people.
I actually got it somewhere else and thought you would appreciate it, not go at each other because of it.
Light that doobie, take a couple of hits, THEN try reading jokes.
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Posted: 9/4/2006 10:52:12 AM | I think everybody was trying to be funny until I missunderstood someting and I
was lighting up plenty of dubby's that night. lol
And I did enjoy it. | |
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