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Burnt Gin Martini

Joined: 8/3/2006
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You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 5:11:00 PM
C'mon peeps! Fill in the blank! This could be good for some laughs!

tizzabelle

Joined: 9/8/2005
Msg: 2

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 5:14:49 PM
He has not stopped looking at his watch; and looks as though he'd rather be anywhere else.

Hobbes-27

Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 3
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You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 5:15:07 PM
when in the opening 2 min of conversation they mention how anxious they get when they dont take their pills and ask for a glass of water.

Sweet-Sunshine

Joined: 4/19/2006
Msg: 4

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 5:15:53 PM
When you start selling his smokes on the corner.....and talk with the 'street people' while he is being interviewed by the 'cops'

rocknrollmunkey

Joined: 11/17/2005
Msg: 5

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 5:19:08 PM
when in the opening 2 min of conversation they mention how anxious they get when they dont take their pills and ask for a glass of water. Hey... I did that when we first met! And you still stuck around!

Hobbes-27

Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 6
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You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 5:21:46 PM
well thats cause you gave me some too. few doses of prozac, some viagra and muscle relaxants and see which one wins out. we had a great time!

rocknrollmunkey

Joined: 11/17/2005
Msg: 7

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 5:24:12 PM
lol... ya... it was the muscle relaxants.... Or was that right after you told me you had a bridge for sale?

Will Knotttty

Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 8

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 6:16:09 PM
she has 5 parilizers 5 baileys and coffee's 3 tequelia shooters and then smokes a joint on her way to the car... reel not made up

babsee

Joined: 10/29/2005
Msg: 9

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 6:21:28 PM
he mentions how true it is that women should be subservient to their men, because that's what it says in the bible.........ok.........then complains about the child support he HAS to pay his ex for their kid. ugh. then he sends me an email sooooooo full of himself that i couldn't even finish reading it (and it was really long!) before i just replied "nothing in common--thanks but no thanks".

Damien_

Joined: 9/11/2005
Msg: 10

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 6:26:57 PM
When you check out her nice tight ass in those cute white pants, and spot anal seepage...

cwolfy6669

Joined: 1/20/2005
Msg: 11
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You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 6:30:14 PM
damien..haha only u would come up with that

Luckyone 38

Joined: 8/14/2006
Msg: 12

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 6:30:41 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^Thats just wrong!!! lmao! When she asks you to watch her purse.

get REEL

Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 13

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 6:32:43 PM
she has 5 parilizers 5 baileys and coffee's 3 tequelia shooters and then smokes a joint on her way to the car... What's wrong with that?..................................Knurddddyboy!

babsee

Joined: 10/29/2005
Msg: 14

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 6:33:56 PM
when he kisses you and it's REALLY AWFUL! or even better-- when you are making out and you go to feel around his package.......and there isn't one!!! TRUE-- i hate to admit it but it happened to me. he was hung (or NOT) like a 2 year old.

Dr Evil1

Joined: 8/5/2005
Msg: 15

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 6:39:28 PM
When all you get is a Drive-by wave..... RE: Dreamchaser38's "Info for the Ladies" Thread.

Canadian Sweet Heart

Joined: 5/31/2005
Msg: 16

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 7:06:30 PM
when they fart at the table and dont say excuse me...thats going bad

Flounder

Joined: 9/2/2006
Msg: 17

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 7:32:04 PM
For me it's when they infuse the word LIKE into EVERY sentence, sometimes more than once. like you know how like bad that like is ????

get REEL

Joined: 6/27/2006
Msg: 18

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 7:34:12 PM
^^^^ doubt the word "like" rarely comes up at first meetings with the gecko ^^^^^

apple jelly

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 19

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 7:41:06 PM
...when there is no eye contact.....when he decides in 1 minute that you are not his soul mate, when he has been on POf for more than 5 days.....

DUstine

Joined: 5/19/2006
Msg: 20

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 7:47:21 PM
^^ funny... but true!

soulchild1605

Joined: 6/4/2005
Msg: 21

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 7:48:40 PM
when the S.W.A.T team comes busting in and arrests your date for being a serial killer..................... when you get picked up by your 30 yr old date and his mom is driving........... when all he can talk about his taking you home and what he wants to do to you while grabbing himself every two seconds....... he starts nodding off and lands on the table........... your date ends up being your gyno.........

who_the_fox

Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 22

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 7:49:14 PM
He looks more like the FATHER of the guy I was supposed to be meeting He says the F word 4x in every sentence He wants to hide behind trees in case someone sees him He shows up wearing rubber rain boots His muscular physique is buried under the Michelin Man He has 2 hearing aids, glasses and a bad back He is under care for post traumatic stress disorder He is drunk He feels the need to tell me how hard he is for me He lied about his race He talks only about the important people he knows and how much $ he has He doesn't make eye contact He asks me to give him a reason why he should fvck me He wipes his nose on his sleeve He brought a change of clothes so we can go straight to my place dang....has been a while since I have done the first meet thing.....am sure there is more (and yes, ALL these things have happened to me)

-simona-

Joined: 8/19/2006
Msg: 23

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 7:52:26 PM
You're never heard someone speak with such passion about ant farm

DUstine

Joined: 5/19/2006
Msg: 24

You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 7:52:35 PM
OMG wtf... no wonder you don't do coffee dates anymore I 'm beginning to see a pattern.....want to compare names? save me some time

shellbell60

Joined: 3/13/2006
Msg: 25
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You know your first meeting is going bad when.... Posted: 9/7/2006 8:23:20 PM
He sniffs every 2 minutes - sinus trouble - and then proceeds to snort salt water from a styrofoam cup

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