| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/16/2005 5:28:10 AM | Listen, I know our divorce is final....want to go out to dinner and a movie tonight, with me?
ROFLMFAO
Yep...he really did say that!!! | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/16/2005 6:04:04 AM | oops....i think that one worked on me once....i have only been on like 4 dates in the last two years...and yeah, one of them was with my ex.............darn it, sometimes theres a reason some of these guys think these stupid lines are gonna work......................
well, just spank me!
hmmmmmmmmmm............not too hard tho............yeah, thats nice........... | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/16/2005 6:52:11 AM | | Just curious... what would be a good "line" to approach a gal? I would tell her my name and ask hers and then tell her something complimentary about her. After that, It just depends. I don't ever get a chance to do pick-up lines, but just in case I do, it would be nice to know if I am on the right track. | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/16/2005 7:30:12 AM | well, obviously i am a bad choice to answer that question......lol....... scince even bad pick up lines work on me........hehehhe.
but when my girl hotbush gets back online, she will know...............shes just smart like that :) | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/16/2005 8:03:51 AM | | okay, I hear this stupid pickup line all the timeby these pathetic guys. "I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?" How pathetic does a guy have to be to use that line? lol. One of those pathetic guys happens to be a friend of mine and, needless to say, he has not gotten laid yet with that line so it does not work anymore, lol | |
|
wayne
|
Joined: 5/9/2003
Msg: 6 | |
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/16/2005 10:44:47 AM | | Heres one start with hi! Im wayne! And end the conversation with : I dont care how gorgeous I think you are your not sleeping with me for less then forty Bucks. It actually works sometimes. I dont know why or how and Ive had money on the dresser when she left. I swear I was just kidding about being paid. | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/16/2005 12:09:09 PM | Hey baby, do you know how to drive a stick shift?
Wanna drive mine?
Got any (say your race) in you?
Would like some in you?
This is what I meant...not giving away my best work to ya'll...LOL | |
|
wayne
|
Joined: 5/9/2003
Msg: 8 | |
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/16/2005 6:47:46 PM | | Thats as bad as whats your sign! Ive done this one. Why are you here on a week night.You should be home. With Me! I know I didn't get much from that one either. I was young and very inexperienced then. | |
|
| |
wayne
|
Joined: 5/9/2003
Msg: 10 | |
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/16/2005 7:28:21 PM | | Nope! I actually wasn't doing much talking yesterday. I had a ladies tongue in my mouth. And mom always said don't talk with your mouth full. Who am I to disobey my mom. I can still taste her too! Maybe taste some more this weekend. hehehehehehehehe!!!!!!! YAAAAH BAAAABYYYYYY! | |
|
| |
| |
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/17/2005 1:32:45 AM | your parents must have been in the greenhouse biz.... WHY? cuz your the chronic.....
trader | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/17/2005 4:54:28 AM | I see how ya are Wayne,
Just usin' us to get you ready and takin' your business elsewhere!! LOL
Trader you're so darn cute you can get chronic all over me!! lol | |
|
wayne
|
Joined: 5/9/2003
Msg: 15 | |
| |
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/17/2005 5:20:43 AM | I bet he's up to the challenge!
Are you Trader?
No joy last night...just didn't meet my standards! | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/17/2005 7:00:21 AM | | lovegoddess, i am closer to st. pete..........trader g, i am the one to watch out for....when a princess goes bad, its sooooooooooo much fun......and the lady is practicing her pick up lines in earnest now........ | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/17/2005 7:34:11 AM | Ladydi...
He's a trader, that means he can multitask...just a little food for thought! | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/17/2005 9:43:28 AM | | hmmm .....lovegoddess, honey you are right about that..................do you think he has enugh stamina to handle the both of us | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/17/2005 11:38:47 PM | I am the Idiot.. I had 1-2 many beam and cokes and said, you remind me of the whole Clinton Monica lewinski thing, want to go smoke a cigar? She laughed and said omigod wht are you a demo crati get nothintan I laughed for a 4 year term. she was great.
the trader | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/18/2005 5:50:20 AM | Princess, notice trader didn't respond to the question?
"I couldn't help but notice you" as staring at the chest! LOL
What...think they're gonna answer? | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/18/2005 9:22:50 PM | I did Got what a mess........
You should be ashamed!
More pics, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trader | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/18/2005 9:33:29 PM | honestly.... You don't remember? I guess you think I was drunk, don't you? well ok so I was that does not mean I didn't enjoy it .... I wanna talk about me, wanna talk about I, wanna talk about the reason why................ I like toby kieth,.,.,.,., Easy folks not in a g*y w*y (no pun int.) Good times good food good friends good atmos hell good could be good
Trader | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/19/2005 4:16:27 AM | Another stupid "fave":
My god you're a little thing! Think you can handle it?
As if the challenge is gonna do it...lol | |
|
| stupid pick up lines
Posted: 3/19/2005 12:36:37 PM | | no problem, venus, to each his own....at least he thought i was cute, right?.......... and i think hes a cutie too....but, you know me, sometimes my eyes are bigger than my nerve.... | |
|
Home
login 
