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 Forever or never
Joined: 5/21/2006
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What are some of the best headliners , you have seen on POF ,,,, I just read one that said " I LOVE NUTS IN MY MOUTH " ..................................
 cattaglurk
Joined: 11/8/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 9/12/2006 8:07:47 PM
Do Not Pick Me!!!!
1) I steal the covers at night.
2) I leave the seat up and sometimes my aim is off.
3) I'm grumpy in the morning.
4) I may agree with you but have no idea what you said.
5) If I can't find Winnipeg Manitoba
 Forever or never
Joined: 5/21/2006
Msg: 3
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Posted: 9/16/2006 3:45:13 PM
I just read one that said ,,,,,, " LOOKING FOR A MAN I CAN FART IN FRONT OF " Now thats the best .................
 SmilingOne
Joined: 6/5/2006
Msg: 4
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Posted: 9/16/2006 3:56:01 PM
My friend has "Ask me about my weiner!!"

 O B 1
Joined: 8/22/2006
Msg: 5
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Posted: 9/17/2006 11:17:50 AM
Men are Hunters...Let them Hunt
 shall tell
Joined: 1/3/2008
Msg: 6
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Posted: 1/26/2008 1:55:25 AM
one from a long time ago"chicken pudding"
 full of sparks
Joined: 5/5/2006
Msg: 7
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Posted: 1/26/2008 4:35:27 AM
One of my faves that a friend of mine had....Tell your pants it's not polite to point
 ryn48
Joined: 2/26/2007
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Posted: 1/26/2008 10:33:32 PM
ROTFLMAO!!! Geeez that was funny!!!
 SmilingOne
Joined: 6/5/2006
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Posted: 1/26/2008 10:39:29 PM
The one most recent in my memory was this guy who had a picture of himself standing with his arms open wide . Kinda like this but without the peace signs. The headline was " I will love you this much"
 A Purrrfect Pisces
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 10
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Posted: 1/28/2008 6:47:22 AM
Got this from someone who had passed a recipe along to me which said:
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies ........

And saw this somewhere on a late nite show showing weird and funny headliners:
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

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 A Purrrfect Pisces
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 11
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Posted: 1/28/2008 8:20:44 AM
"Stolen Painting Found By Tree"

(helluva smart tree!)

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 Mr_Turtle
Joined: 10/13/2007
Msg: 12
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Posted: 1/28/2008 8:37:14 AM
I think a good band name would be 'Closed For Renovations'

You put that name on the marque for any club and no-one would show up

Disclaimer - this comment is based on the joke about the stupid family who froze to death at the outdoor movie theatre because they went to see 'Closed for the season'
 _Steamer_
Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 13
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Posted: 1/28/2008 10:07:59 AM

I think a good band name would be 'Closed For Renovations'


How about "Free Beer" as a name for a band? How full would the bar be if they advertised Free Beer at the Norwood tonight?
 SmilingOne
Joined: 6/5/2006
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Posted: 1/28/2008 10:09:51 AM

How about "Free Beer" as a name for a band? How full would the bar be if they advertised Free Beer at the Norwood tonight?


I'm they'd be better than Free Ride.
 A Purrrfect Pisces
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 15
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Posted: 1/29/2008 12:19:29 PM
Recent artile

"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say."

NAH, YA THINK ... !!!?

dumbass

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 ms caramel 46
Joined: 1/16/2008
Msg: 16
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Posted: 1/29/2008 12:25:47 PM
i thought this was cute....would u eat my last rolo...
 Danooooo
Joined: 7/13/2007
Msg: 17
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Posted: 1/29/2008 2:45:26 PM
One of the good headliners I've seen is 'Wipe and move on' ...Of course I'm partial to my own..."Shhhh....don't speak"
 SmilingOne
Joined: 6/5/2006
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Posted: 1/29/2008 2:58:56 PM

Of course I'm partial to my own..."Shhhh....don't speak"


Just look pretty............ Don't speak..........shhhh............
 Mr_Turtle
Joined: 10/13/2007
Msg: 19
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Posted: 1/29/2008 3:00:54 PM

"Shhhh....don't speak"

Would that be like "Shhhh....don't speak....I'm almost done"?
 full of sparks
Joined: 5/5/2006
Msg: 20
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Posted: 1/29/2008 3:18:13 PM
oh Smiling One . What do you think you are doing, stealing my line like that. You are such a c*nt! hahahaha......Welcome to the coven and bask in the glory that is us!!!!!
 A Purrrfect Pisces
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 21
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Posted: 1/30/2008 6:09:59 AM
"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"

All in the line of duty .....

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 SmilingOne
Joined: 6/5/2006
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Posted: 1/30/2008 6:15:03 AM

oh Smiling One . What do you think you are doing, stealing my line like that. You are such a c*nt! hahahaha......Welcome to the coven and bask in the glory that is us!!!!!




Well either you stole it from Dano, or he stole it from you. Either way, we're both c*nts Bask in the glory that is us!
 A Purrrfect Pisces
Joined: 11/12/2006
Msg: 23
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Posted: 1/30/2008 6:32:06 AM
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant".

Geez talk about taking things to the extreme! Maybe this is the justice system we need here to resolve our gang issues.

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 SmilingOne
Joined: 6/5/2006
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Posted: 1/30/2008 3:07:57 PM
This guys whole profile made me laugh.

Tag line: this site sucks!

I am a jerk. Nothing makes me happier than getting women worked up, getting them mad. Why? Because atleast I know they're alive. I don't want someone who paints a pretty picture, then I find out its all bull. Tell me the truth or get lost! Are you a ****, yes, ok, let's go out and drive each other nuts..

I love the "I'm not into games" statement I read all the time, pfft, yeah right, those are the ones that play them the most. Take off hoser-ettes!

The women on this site talk a big game, but are lame. I've read so many profiles, "yadda, yadda, yadda, I want this in a guy, blah, blah, blah." Ok, if I ever see them out in public, they're probably the ones sitting in the corner, peeing their pants if a guy even talks to them. Deer in headlights, yeah, that's attractive.

Classic!!!
 deadlyeye
Joined: 9/24/2005
Msg: 25
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Posted: 1/30/2008 3:11:41 PM
^^^Lmao...I've read that one too!!!...had a good laugh too!
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