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 Perseverance4me
Joined: 9/2/2006
Msg: 1
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What is the most funnist bumper sticker you have seen? OLD or NEW!
 Perseverance4me
Joined: 9/2/2006
Msg: 2
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 9/14/2006 10:37:15 PM
A WOMEN SHALL HAVE THE LAST WORD IN ANY ARGUMENT-
anything a man says after that... is the beginning of a new
Argument!






 otakuman
Joined: 9/11/2006
Msg: 3
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Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 9/19/2006 7:10:14 AM
The funniest bumper sticker I ever saw was on the back of a beat-up old Ford Taurus, and it read: "My Other Car Is A Gremlin."
 Fractalwater
Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 4
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 9/19/2006 7:38:00 PM
The funniest one I have seen so far is "Not so close, I'm not that kind of car."
 COCOTTE
Joined: 9/15/2006
Msg: 5
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 10/3/2006 6:34:48 PM
In Florida In the height of the season:

"WELCOME TO FLORIDA - NOW GO HOME"
 SunnyTexas
Joined: 9/28/2006
Msg: 6
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Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 10/4/2006 10:20:04 AM
JESUS LOVES YOU....BUT I'M HIS FAVORITE !
 *tinydancer*
Joined: 6/25/2006
Msg: 7
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 11/12/2006 12:06:47 PM
Unless you're a hemmorhoid, get off my a$$......
 osufishman
Joined: 6/2/2005
Msg: 8
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 1/15/2007 9:40:16 PM
I had one on my wagon that said, "I like soccer moms" :-)
 neurotique
Joined: 1/6/2007
Msg: 9
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 1/16/2007 6:26:17 PM
Just one?! That's tough.

One of my faves is from landoverbaptist.com

"Baptists - The Christians' Own Taleban"

If you live in Oklahoma, it's really funny.
 susndeca
Joined: 12/19/2006
Msg: 10
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 1/18/2007 12:34:43 PM
I wanted this one but couldn't find it.






*I got a gun for my wife
-Best trade I ever made*








Now that's funny folks.
 otakuman
Joined: 9/11/2006
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Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 1/29/2007 12:14:00 PM
Funniest bumper sticker I ever saw read the following, and I quote: "My other car is Thunderbird 2."

It was a green Ford Taurus station wagon.
 livefire
Joined: 2/3/2007
Msg: 12
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Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 2/24/2007 8:43:38 PM
I seen one yesterday:

"My car is a status symbol, it symbolizes I am poor"
 Myhotwheelspin
Joined: 2/16/2007
Msg: 13
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 2/28/2007 4:32:34 PM
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
or
What Has Four Legs And An Arm? A Happy Pit Bull
 bigruss
Joined: 10/7/2006
Msg: 14
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 3/2/2007 3:03:50 AM
i have 3 favorites;;;
get off my a$$ before i fart..............my wifes other car is a broom.............dont like the way i drive stay off the sidewalks.............
 sooneramy
Joined: 3/5/2007
Msg: 15
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 3/22/2007 9:22:06 AM
I liked this one:

Horn broke - Watch for finger


:)
 workitlong
Joined: 1/11/2007
Msg: 16
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 3/26/2007 4:20:11 AM
Best 1 that I have seen in a while !!

Beer helping the ugly get laid since 1836
 sooneramy
Joined: 3/5/2007
Msg: 17
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 4/3/2007 6:41:15 AM
Saw a new one today:

Nurses make good Rumper Stickers

 cryreagan
Joined: 12/12/2006
Msg: 18
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 4/3/2007 6:54:12 AM
Everyone is allowed to be stupid----- but you are abusing the privalige.
 justinw
Joined: 9/24/2006
Msg: 19
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 4/25/2007 3:50:05 PM
i child proofed my house but there still getting in
 Okiefire
Joined: 1/14/2007
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Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 5/8/2007 7:46:41 PM
"If you're gonna ride my ass....at least pull my hair"
 lookingformygirl
Joined: 12/2/2006
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Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 5/21/2007 9:19:19 AM
"I like to spoon after I fork"
 oklacountrygirl
Joined: 9/21/2007
Msg: 22
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 9/25/2007 7:17:59 PM
Couple of favorites:

My Karma ran over my Dogma (that one had me in the middle of the street laughing my A$$ off!

My Dachshund is smarter than your honor student (on the back of my car)!

on my Sister's car:

a swirl of green, like a hurricane that says: All I want is whirlled peas!

ROTFLMAO!
 WindRoper
Joined: 7/24/2007
Msg: 23
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 9/26/2007 2:11:31 PM
I have 2:

YOU -- OUT OF THE GENE POOL!

Titz on a Ritz
Mmmmm! Good Cracker!
 winterrenegade
Joined: 10/22/2006
Msg: 24
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 10/13/2007 10:45:59 PM
Keep honking while I reload

Homeland Security fighting terrorism since 1492


my wife said that if i go fishing one more time she is goin to leave me

*boy am I goin to miss her*
 winterrenegade
Joined: 10/22/2006
Msg: 25
Funniest bumper sticker you have ever seen?
Posted: 10/15/2007 4:55:04 AM
here's another one

my heros have always killed cowboys
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