| Evening with a Psychopathic female.
Posted: 9/16/2006 8:30:43 AM | You will love this. I know this gal, been single for a couple months, asks me to help her find the vin number on her motorhome. No trouble, i will ride out with her and look for it. well on the way, I bought her dinner and paid for gas. Well, rght
after getting gas, she shuts her car off at a green light, takes the key out, and starts looking for something in the glove box. Well this of course draws the police, who run the usual routine, and we leave. So we get there, and i show her the vin tag. She glancesd at it, and says ok i will remember that... a 17 digit alphanumeric code!! then she looks in the bathroom, and locks it. 3 min later she says she has to pee, and the door is locked! no way to unlock it, and she wont go outside at all. So she pisses her pants. Then she wants her licence, and cant find it. She goes into a shreiking tirade, claiming i stole her licence. within 10 minutes she has involved all the neighboring units, and they are all walking around with flashlights on the ground, which i may add she never had been, and looking at me like I was Hitler, or something. Finally after 1/2 an hour of people searching the same 100 ft square of grass, i told the one gal, hey your not gonna find it. She looks at me and says "well, how do you know" So i said look, this gal is crazier then a shithouse rat, she must have skipped the prozac or something. Well that mad her mad, and she stormed off lookiong some more. I told her uncle, look this is beyond insane, i need a parachute here. finally i had seen enough, she was going door to door at 11 at night trying get people to help her find it. I left on foot. 30 miles from my shop. fog so thick you cant see 100 ft. No moon, pitch black. I am wearing all black, on a county road with no shoulder. I made it to a county intersection with an overhead light. No signal on my cell phone, no change for the payphone that was there. I tried to hitchike out of there, But hey, i am 6'1" 300+ lbs wearing black with long hair, I dont blame them for not stopping, most were women alone going to work. The reality is I spent 9 hours in the misty fog at that corner, no coat in the mid 50s.
So today she shows up and says the licence was in her car and tries to apologize. I told her to get the hell out and i never want to see her face again ever. And you gals wonder why I am single? what the hell was that? | |
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| Evening with a Psychopathic female.
Posted: 9/16/2006 9:05:19 AM | Hey gmain:
There are a couple of very positive things that are clear to me about your experience with this person. When you find a nice lady, this experience will help you to appreciate her even more. And.......... no. 2..... hmmm........ thinking, thinking..........oh I got it. The air that this crazy lady breathes feeds the plants. See, there are some positive things about her
On the serious side I hope that she doesn't leave you feeling bad about all the nice ladies out there.
have a great day | |
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| Evening with a Psychopathic female.
Posted: 9/16/2006 9:12:21 AM | why did she tinkle in her pants? if I had to go that bad I would have
used my squatters right and not tinkled in my pants. Thats just nuts.
hey OP
next time try to get away quicker... at least the nightmare will be shorter ;)
even if you have to tell her
you are getting transmissions from your
spaceship that its time to come back.
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Posted: 9/16/2006 9:14:54 AM | LOLOLOLOL, I am NOT laughing at you, I AM laughing for you. What a whack job. Doesn't it always seem when this crap happens you're always 50 miles from nowhere. Always a good reason to take your own car.
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Posted: 9/16/2006 9:29:40 AM | Yeah she had some problems thats for sure, but don't ket that discourage you in your quest for happiness, its unfortunate but we come across people like that sometimes.
We just have to learn from it, and later on laugh about it... | |
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Posted: 9/16/2006 9:39:10 AM | Okay, that was pretty bad but I have heard of similar dating horror stories. My best friend, Gary, went out one last time with an ex-girlfriend that he had been with for a couple of months. They lived about 75 miles north of Detroit, Michigan and she drove them down there and across the U.S. border to Windsor, Ontario, Canada. Once there he gave her some money so they could go to a casino and go gambling for a few hours. After which, they came back across the border and she asked him if he wanted to go check out her old stomping grounds in the Detroit area. He agreed to it but said that they can't take long because she had promised her babysitter that they'd be back at a certain time. So, they went to a bar that she used to hang out at. After only a few minutes she disappeared somewhere in the back. Shortly after that a guy asked Gary how much he had paid for her. He was like, "What?" After one or two other guys asked him similar questions the one told him that she used to be a hooker who worked in and around that bar a few years back. Finally he found her and demanded that they should go since they were already running late and the babysitter specificly said that she had to leave no later than a certain time. She ended up getting mad at him, pulled the car off and made him get out. Then she grabbed a wrench and hit him in the face with it. He put his hand up to block it but it bent his finger and cut his lip anyway. Then she got in the car and drove off. So, here he is alone in Detroit's gang territory and relatively late at night. He called a cab service and paid $80 to drive him back home. A week later she showed up on his doorstep again and asked, "Why did you leave? I drove back there an hour later to pick you up but you were gone." Needless to say he didn't go out with her again.
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| Evening with a Psychopathic female.
Posted: 9/16/2006 9:46:36 AM | Wow, least you realized ahead of time. Should have made a local collect or collect call for a ride. Is this an internet queen? unfortunately you can't really tell if the person is half retarded or a loony through a keyboard! When you were stopped at the green light was the glove box locked and this is why she needed to take the keys out of the ignition? If not this is prolly where u shoulda cut it short. lol. loonies, gotta love'm. It does sound like a crackhead thing to do tho walking around the park waking ppl up at 11pm. did she change her pants b4 going door to door lmao. Sorry man, its just funny. Well it is now, isn't it? yea it is. | |
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Posted: 9/16/2006 10:06:21 AM | | Dude, if you somehow managed to pick THAT one woman out of all the women you could have dated, buy lottery tickets today because you have the luck to pick a winner! | |
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Posted: 9/16/2006 10:14:29 AM | Sounds like she had one too many  I'm shocked she showed up to apologize ~ WTH ???? Oh well OP ~ one for the archives!!  | |
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Posted: 9/16/2006 1:01:06 PM | I am surprised you did not hear the music for the twilight zone..
You did the right thing by getting far away from her..
wow glad you are ok and made it back too your shop ..
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Posted: 9/16/2006 1:51:18 PM | | veedub, maybe it was because you were sitting on the couch trying to lick yourself! or maybe you were humping her leg...! or maybe she caught you drinking out of the toilet... that blue water tastes funny huh! | |
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| Evening with a Psychopathic female.
Posted: 9/16/2006 1:54:05 PM | | big blue Humping her leg?? Now I don't care WHO you are.....that's FUNNY!! Glad I wasn't injesting any beverages, they would've been spewed all over the monitor......FUNNY STUFF!!! | |
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| Evening with a Psychopathic female.
Posted: 9/16/2006 2:10:22 PM | This happened a couple of years ago on another site.
I had been flirting with a gal online for a couple of months. She had no picture (red flag) and liked to use three different names on line (another red flag). She worked in a woman's shelter (another red flag) as a case worker. She said that she looked like "Cheryl Crowe".....
"Beverly" lives in Defiance, Ohio which is about an hour away. We made plans for a friday night.
So I drove over to get her. She had a nice house and all seemed well as I walked to her door. I noticed her walking to the door and something was amiss. She had hooks in place of hands. "Oh by the way I am a bi-lateral amputee".
Have you ever "held hooks", "felt the feel of cold steel in a loving embrace"?, felt "stumps against your chest"....
This actually happened. | |
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Posted: 9/16/2006 2:14:55 PM | lol. this is ...The most funny, yet... sad thread, i have EVER read on here.
I cant believe she actually went in her pants for one.
And with the other guy... i cant believe she went to his house and said "where'd ya go??" ... SHE HIT HIM WITH A WRENCH. jesus. Hilarious, yet.. sad. | |
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