| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 1:14:23 PM | Can you believe them?
Looking to hear from you and for you to share your "best line" you have ever heard.
For what ever the LINE was used for...example: to get you out on a date, to get you into bed, for breaking it off. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 1:59:09 PM | One of those win win situations cos if a number does'nt come your way then summats wrong
F**k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me? | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 2:17:49 PM | Sommus....that would make me laugh but you wouldn't get either..not meaning you personally just whoever used that line.. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 2:25:44 PM | C'mon, sexy fox, make me want you more than I already do....(text message lol)
I actually prefer for a guy to just kiss me, rather than use a line....hehehe | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 2:40:08 PM | "If he doesn't show......I'll be right over here"........now that was slick!! My date showed, but REALLY had to give this guy "A" for effort. Has to be one of the best one's I've heard in a long time. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 2:52:14 PM |
I actually prefer for a guy to just kiss me, rather than use a line
Yep that one works like a charm, unless he has bad breathor is totally gross! Then of course he wouldn't be close enough to kiss me!  | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 2:56:19 PM | I don't think a woman's ever used a "line" on me.
Either that or I just didn't notice.
Colin | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 3:07:42 PM | If you don't dance with me, I'll have to go hang myself in the men's room. My reply was need any help and do you have the rope? | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 3:08:55 PM | One wonderful woman I dated (once) , said something that I thought was really charming. It reflected the way I felt too.
She said something along the lines of " You make me feel giddy, like I've had a few drinks, and we haven't touched a drop. " 
She also said another line about how she could see the child in me when I laughed.
She was a rather special person, and we had a great time together. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 3:33:46 PM | I created this one..least i never heard of it
Do You have the number to the national museum of art? cause i believe i have found there living masterpiece.. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 3:39:04 PM | | fav line I got from a bartender licks his finger and wipes it on her clothing and says can I help you out of those wet clothes | |
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somnus
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Joined: 9/12/2006
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 3:45:42 PM | I know what you mean any line is contrived....and should'nt be used.
Whatever happend to can i get you a drink & go on from there?. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 4:01:58 PM | | My fav line is: "Babe, I'll call you back in a bit, I gotta go do my laundry." Uhhhh...must be a lot of laundry buddy, it's taken you about seven years. Hahahahahaha!! Funny thing is I was already thinking of a way to get rid of this guy without him going ape sh-t on me because he was beginning to creep me out. He wasn't even my boyfriend we only dated for a few weeks. Too funny! I think maybe the loser got arrested or something and didn't choose me as his "one call". Haha. I didn't think that it would take that long for him to clean his little weiner undies. hahahahaha! ;-) | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 7:38:39 PM | a guy I was dating handed me 11 roses and told me he was looking at a dozen of the most beautiful things in the world..... It was cheesey but sweet.
guy at a bar.....
"do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by again" yeah was totally not impressed with that one....
OH YEAH BEST ONE
him: "do you **** on the first date"
me: "no why?"
him: " just wondering how many times i had to take you out"
There was NO first date for that one :) | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 8:05:53 PM | | I was sitting at a table with a couple of friends, and this guy came and sat down at the one next to us. He kept staring at us till the point that it started to become creepy, so I asked him what he was looking at, and he said "you three, because there isn't anything else worth looking at in the room" We promply got up and found another table on the other side of said room. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 8:46:28 PM | | A friend of my ex would ask a woman, "Do you have a job?" Usually he got, "Yes, why?" "Cause I can stay broke by myself!" He actually got a couple of dates using this one. | |
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 8:57:56 PM | r u from tennessee cause your the only ten i see
i lost my # can i have yours
did it hurt? what when u fell down from heaven
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| Best line you have ever heard
Posted: 9/17/2006 8:58:15 PM | "I know I can't have your virginity, but can I have the box it came in?"
Man did I ever laugh and hey that's worth it. | |
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