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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 9/17/2006 7:42:11 PM | Did you ever wonder why the Howells had so much money on board for a 3 hour tour?????
Here's why...........................
Lovey was really a drag queen and Thirston didn't know she was a he until after he married her. After he found out he hired Skipper and Gilligan to take her/him (Lovey)out to sea and deep six her/him. That's why Thirston had so much money and jewels on board, as the pay off. Also, some of the money was for the hookers, Mary Ann and Ginger, for the party they all were going to have after the deed was done.....The professor was their pimp along for the ride. When the storm brewed up and they got beached and realized they were stranded the consensus was to pair up.....Come to find out Ginger and Mary Ann were lesbians so they hooked up. Gilligan and Skipper were gay and had secretly been married for years so that was a no brainer. The Professor was impotent so nothing mattered to him and since Lovey gave great head Thirston decided it wasn't so bad after all.........
That's why they were on that cheesey three hour tour...........Anything else you want to know OR ADD before someone without a sense of humor has this thread deep sixed???......
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 9/18/2006 8:55:52 PM | | And I always thought they had themselves a little commune... The Prophets, Thurston and Lovey collected all that money from the others in order to offer to the aliens that would one day sweep them into the skies, but were painfully shy and didn't want to pick them up in town. The professor made all the drugs to keep the halucinations alive and Maryann, Ginger, Skipper and Gilligan had orgy's in the cave with the bear. Boy was I wrong. | |
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 9/19/2006 11:12:37 AM | AWWWWWWWW I am so disillusioned now.. what shall I do????
I always thought they were really just out to get lost at sea and they brought the professor along because they needed an intelectual stereo type and why the hecky was ginger even on a boat??? now I figure mary ann was in love with the professor and she was a stalker but gilligan was just to cute to leave alone and the skipper couldnt run the whole show by himself | |
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 9/19/2006 6:14:16 PM | | I always wondered who all those people were who were laughing whenever anything stupid happened to Gilligan, like falling out of his hammock or getting hit with the Skipper's hat - and what were they laughing at, since nothing funny was going on? | |
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 9/19/2006 7:05:59 PM | hmm...ever notice that some characters only had one outfit to wear, Gilligan, Skipper, Professor, while the others must have packed for a few weeks at least...
and what about all that food they ate...coconut creme pie, what were they making that out of...just coconuts? | |
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 10/1/2006 5:00:57 PM | | The Truely sad part is that when the Island was discovered many many years later, (they never really did get rescued, all Hollywood hype) and the skeletons were found it was discovered that Gilligan was pregnant but it wasn't by Skipper, which sent him on a homicidal rampage which ended civilization on the Island.........And you all thought the professor was a good guy when he was actually experimenting on Gilligan the whole time........... | |
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 10/24/2006 10:50:00 AM | There was many a mystery on that island, for sure.....one thing is certain, tho. The professor WAS a genius!
Anybody who can keep his Khaki's perfectly pressed month after month on a humid tropical island is a freakin' miracle worker! | |
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 10/25/2006 7:53:17 PM | The only thing I ever wondered about that show. Is why didn't they kill that moron after ruining their chances of getting off that mudball after the 2nd time.
You think he would have offed himself out of sheer guilt. Probably would have messed that up too!
And then you got the professor, Whom couldn't cultivate some weed! Or even a distillery??
Cause if I'm stuck on an island with some roving moron, You'd better keep me stoned so I don't kill him with a large rock.
No. Now that I think about it! I would drag him out of that makeshift cot while he sleeps.
Drown him in the moonlight in that little lagoon. Then bury him on the other side of the island. Till I could find time to really get rid of him. Everyone wakes up none the wiser, And minus one Idiot on an otherwise peaceful island getaway.
btw,^^^^ The professors pants were always pressed to perfection, Because he was as queer as a 3 dollar bill!!! They cannot be stopped in the name of fashion!! | |
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 10/26/2006 7:55:11 PM | After further thought.
I'm thinking maybe you could just leave that idiot in the lagoon after drowning him.
It would give little argument that it's not possible he drowned on his own.
No they'd see the choke marks.
HHhhmmm. This almost inspires me to start a thread on how many ways to off Gilligan and not get caught.
It'd probably get deleted. I don't know why, but people seem to love that clueless moron.
The Skipper should probably pay with his life as well, Considering due to his incompetence, They were stuck there in the first place.
And then sometimes he would get bossy. Very annoying!!
Getting rid of that chubby fvcker would be a task indeed!! I'm sure it would take hours!!
How did he stay so fat on that island?? Everyone else was skinny. I bet he stole extra food under the cloak of night, Like some kind of tip the scales food hoarding ninja! Ba$tard!!!
Everyone else was cool enough I guess!  lol | |
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 11/1/2006 7:23:56 PM | Well answer this one:
If the professor was so smart and could make anything out of nothing like McGiver, then why the f___ couldnt he fix a hole in the boat, and get em all off that island?!
I always thought it would have made great Porn Movie too!!!
Gilligan probably had 10" like John Holmes, banging all the hot slu__, and Thurston Howell would be the old dude in the movie begging for some young action.
Skipper would be beatin it, trying to get anyone to bang him, and would have to settle for Lovey.
LOL!!!!
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 11/13/2006 3:20:40 PM | | I would choose Ginger over Mary Ann and Mrs. Howell. What man would the women choose? Sherwood Schwartz should have had Ginger or Mary Ann having a baby on the island, during the last season, so that the ratings would go up for Gilligan's Island. If the castaways were supposed to be a diverse group, then how come they did not have a non-White castaway? I do not recall seeing any Black people on any of the Gilligan's Island episodes. But there was a Japanese sailor and some Polynesian's who visited the island in one episode. | |
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 7/7/2008 9:29:44 PM | Lovey just washed up on the Treasure coast, still clad in diamonds and clutching Gilligans gonads......It wasn't the pretty Island the TV depicted......lol......And how in the hell did she get from the Pacific to the Atlantic after 35yrs??????? Anyone have a guess?????????????? | |
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| Gilligans Island,,,,,Ever wonder why...........
Posted: 7/24/2008 4:41:55 PM | quite a while ago, one of my friends found a porno called "gingers island" -it was kind of based on gilligans island -except it kind of answered those questions in your mind about what seven castaways would really do if stuck on a deserted island -aaaahhhh, ginger and her bananas -mmmmmm
fyi: mrs howell was a hot platinum blonde (i think i know how she got soooo much money) :) | |
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