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Posted: 9/20/2006 9:59:49 PM | Sometimes I get so
****ing bored
Like I'm living in some paradigm shift
of time stuck still
TBA on excitement
of fun and joy
I'm stuck in time
**** I'm bored!!
I feel like I'm being assasinated
by boredom or something
give me something to do
nothing menial or crass
just something that will thrill
my tired and bored ass
working like a horse
24-7
living life routine
day after day
with little spurts
of excitement coming my way
right now I feel like
I'm at the train station
waiting to board the next one
a little laughter
some fun
instead of working
my ass off
all day long
on this keyboard
in the field of daily workers
that I see on a daily basis
through all the drama
and that mental trauma
of hearing about
other people's problems
I'm bored
I need a ****ing vacation
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Posted: 9/22/2006 3:47:22 PM | To take a break
from poetry readings
it's great
a lot of heads on the podium speak
but alot say nothing
spewing out words
like it was the thing to do
some of these cats think they're slick
but all I hear is shit
maybe one day
i'll take to the stage
and blow them all away
maybe i won't do that again
some people hear my words
and get intimidated
I can write
the shittiest poetry
and still come out on top
maybe I'm a fool
maybe I'm not
maybe I'm just an idiot
for thinking I'm hot
If it takes me years
just to gain popularity
then I must be in the wrong business
If it takes me months
just to gain recognition
then I must be in the right business
Either way
it's all bullshit
The poetry elite
the conservative writers
and all their sweet poems
about birds and plains
save that played out shit
for another day
I'm about to fall asleep
If I hear anything more
about ginsberg or karouac
and definently
anything that's abstract
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Posted: 9/22/2006 11:02:00 PM |  I have no idea who you are
But (sigh) how REFRESHING! | |
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Posted: 9/26/2006 11:58:24 AM | Psycho somatic Lady
And the Loose Cannon Monkey
On a friday night
it was the theme
of a power induced fight
my new neighbors
they had a party
a get together
with friends and relatives
It seemed
like all was well
only it wasn't
as things
soon went to hell
The quiet evening
soon turned into a free for all
of overblown and amped testosterone
fueled by liqour and maybe drugs
some of these substances and liquids
can turn fools into thugs
like the loose cannon monkey
Earlier I mentioned
that he reminded me of emenem
and it was just proven again
as the loose cannon monkey
shot off his mouth with rage
like his pie hole
was an Ak-47
but by the actions
this Loose Cannon was making
he sure wasn't going to heaven
He threw beer bottles
arguing with his freaky girlfriend
pushing on his cousin
all out in the street
And all this action escalated
even after a short visit
by the local police
The events turned even hotter
this time at my house
where the psychosomatic lady
went off like a hell bound firecracker
yelling at my wild sister
after she stunk up the house
with strong tree oil
It's hard to get some sleep
when all these people
stir up drama
instead of cooking up some peace
So I turned on some
coast to coast am
and let george noory
his callers and guest
put me to sleep......... | |
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Posted: 9/26/2006 2:58:01 PM | WTFII? (What the **** Is It?)
Professional wrestling
what the **** is it?
buffed up guys on steroids
acrobatic stuntmen
freaky sexy looking women
vying for the role
of becoming the latest trend of
DIVA OF THE RING
or maybe profit sharing
Story lines and plots
remote controlling their actions
a serial series of the highest calibur
Pay per view like the dopeman
got a new one coming out
every other week
just to see
who the hell wins
or who the **** gets beat
to lose that crown title
or to draw blood that's in style
with all the hardcore and extreme themes
weekly scenarios
awaiting your veiwing pleasures
on the tv screen
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Posted: 9/26/2006 5:57:43 PM | The woman said
that she needed
to get some of her clothes
said she was gonna go to church
I took a look
at her
then laughed
in my head
and immediately thought
now what church
would that be?
The crank fiend dope church
known as the motel?
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Posted: 9/27/2006 1:35:53 PM | What the Hell
Shrimp koktail
Oh what the hell
shrimp koktail
at the bistro
fancy terms for prawns
which I have
already forgotten
it was fried in a batter
with coconuts
the prawn was delicious
and soemeone told me
that the taste was intense
and I said yeah
it looked like batter
that had been overcooked
you know that real brown look?
The mango salsa
it was no different
the taste was zingy
and the ravioili was ringy
I think I had about enough
of this gourmet shit
two fat ass cups of capuchino
had my ass lit
at the bistro.................
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Posted: 9/27/2006 3:13:01 PM | Outta Pocket
Zero Tolerance on the Cash Flow
You should have never
printed so many damn copies
of your perspectives on life
other wise known as
the poetry collective chapbook
You were suffering
from illusions of grandeur
According to public speculation
you boasted and bragged
that your sales
would top well over a million
Well it looks like
that just wasn't the case
after all
you didn't sell a damn thing
and that's just a disgrace
you were so poor
that you robbed nuts from squirels
to topple the offensive
to your lack of second line defensive
against missed meals
you should just get a job
just like me
don't you know by now
that people don't buy poetry?
dumb ass | |
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Posted: 9/30/2006 8:47:08 PM | Rest Yer Haunts
Resturaunts
oh resturaunts
what a great place
to spend time
with someone
that can just sit there
and analyze you to death
while you sit there
and sub consciously
eat your food
when you know
something just doesn't
feel right about someone
Is she a psychosomatic addict
addicted to the touch
a crazy nut
that flips the switch
if you don't do what she says?
Is she manic depressive
bi polar disorder
in the hopes
of landing a good man
and can he stand
being around her
so much when all she does
is act funny
when you have no money
and i say **** it all
I'm not spending a dime on you
not until I know you to be true
and not a snake
so **** you | |
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Posted: 9/30/2006 8:56:23 PM | Juxtapose Coalition
of the surreal manifection
of Eye Candy
Irving Norman
you surreal
three dimensional bass-stard
the themes of your paintings
they move me to primordial gladness
a thought on the theme
of humanistic roles in society
like machines both active and inactive
what was in your head
when you painted these things
HUGE pieces of eye candy art
the colors spellbinding
and amazing
your paintings
I gaze at
and feel the vibes
of the continious thoughts
in your mind
of the axiom
between life and death | |
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Posted: 10/1/2006 11:52:33 PM | Chicken Fried Motherfockker
Do you hear that oil sizzling?
what's inside the pot you wonder
Fried chicken
golden brown
and wouldn't ya know
the side dish is
macaroni fockkin salad
with a forty ounce
of budweiser
to top it off
on this bluesy sunday
in the norcal valley | |
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Posted: 10/2/2006 12:07:55 AM | Haunted musings at the witching hour
Haunted houses
what makes them
so special to gaze upon
when they are already occupied
by forces of mankind
and the spirit world
what is it
about these houses
that contain
the wear and tear
of years of occupancy
by human beings
pets and other things
like entities or ghosts
of those humans
that have passed on through
to the other side
and those spirits
that have been here
for years on end
looking upon us
like we look upon animals
in admiration
or sheer contempt
to enjoy the earthly pleasures
that have been given to us
by the metaphysical masters
of the unitarian collaboration
of the cosmos
of the interplanetary dimensions
and innerspace
coming through
outerspace
and dymaxions
that house our existance
Haunted houses
shells of residence
made in sleek or sludge design
for the consumption
of something we yet don't understand
Haunted houses
the obsessions of someones past life
the shell of design
that played shelter
of events in history
that no one could ever re-live
what is our desire
to communicate with spirits
is it the technology breakthrough
or is it to tap into a demension
that we yet are able to understand
through the mysteries of death
and whatever happens
on the "other side"?
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Posted: 10/3/2006 10:09:19 PM | Creep
Last night
you walked up to me
as I was awaiting the train
You asked me if I had a cigarette
I said I didn't smoke
you asked me
how long have I been here
I said 15 minutes
you asked me
how I was doing
I said ok
You sat by me
this made me feel
uncomfortable
you are strange
You got up
and as you walked away
you came back to me
my headphones
were drowning you out
but you kept signaling me
so i took off one head phone
then you asked me something
I replied
what did you say?
and you said
do you like to
p-a-r-t-y
and I told you
hell naw
you limped away
I felt like punching your punk ass
for asking me some bullshit like that
you fuccin creepo | |
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Posted: 10/3/2006 10:19:59 PM | Blind Sophisticated
You are
sophisticated
in your BMW
shiny and brand spanking new
You are
Sophisticated
with your spotless clothes
you have the look
out of a contemporary
magazine
a product
of upscale class mentality
you are
SOPHISTICATED
but can you see?
How can you really see
anything
that's in front of you
when your nose
is gliding in the air
You must like
looking up at the sky
you snooty
snobbish
degenerate
You look down
on people
that aren't like you
but who are you
to look down on anyone
anyway?
You say that you work hard
for what you've got
and I said
I work hard too
but that doesn't mean
that I look down on you
in a manner of being rude
fucc off and go have a latte at starbucks
you fuccin froo froo | |
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Posted: 10/4/2006 3:12:27 PM | Numbers
6 18 22 39 42 12
those were the numbers
found on the slip of paper
inside the fortune cookie
after a great dinner
at the chinese resturaunt
On the flipside
the fortune read
"Love is the secret
to finding
the answer that you
are looking for"
I read the paper
laughed and tucked it inside
my pocket
she sat across from me
and asked me
what was so funny
I told her that my answer
had finally come
Love is the key
to happiness
ever feel that way
when you are around someone? | |
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Posted: 10/4/2006 11:01:04 PM | Horrorgami
What is it
with all these
slasher flicks
A man wearing
a ski mask
and a jump suit
weilding a knife
a shank
or anything
that is meant to
kill and destroy
like it was a sick sport
and why is it
that these villians
get exploited
so much
that they become a joke
in itself
to the point
where people get disgusted
with the played out fashion
of never going away
like Friday the 13th
how many sequels
do you really need?
They should have left
fiday the13th alone
after part one
they should have killed
michael myers
in the first installment
when movie studios
exploit a character
that banked profits
from the first film
they figure a sequel
will reap them great benefits
only when you over exploit
a character
the purpose of said character
becomes tired and played out
like Jason Vorhees
a prime example
of character assassination | |
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Posted: 10/4/2006 11:12:44 PM | Pop Lush Slut
A dedication
to the preservation of shlit
zzzzzzzzz
beyonce
I want to know
why you are a
pop diva ho
full of hits
on the radio
it's annoying
to hear you on the radio
much less in high def
stereo
why don't u
do me
and the general public
a great favor
and stop singing
you are not
bootyliscious
and your various forms
of ID
make me feel suspicious
tell your mama
to stop picking out
your clothes
tell Jay Z
to try and not
monolopize every damn thing
he believes he can own
please
no more intertwining
musical genres together
variations on a theme
to be a back masked
soundtrack
to your wretched singing
I don't know
whose worse
you
or Mariah Carey
Please
stop singing
and let some of these
other ladies out there
get some radio airplay
por favor
your shlitz is played out
tired boring and cold
pop slush bore | |
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Posted: 10/4/2006 11:25:47 PM | Shakira Ate J LO
Shakira ate J-Lo
because you don't see
J-Lo no mo
or movies
in no videos
where did
the latin sensation go
with that big ass?
Shakira ate J-lo
like I said she would
a few years ago
J-lo
is passe
a has been
Shakira's eyes don't lie
nor does her mouth
she's been making records
for years
latin style
as fine as can be
she straight up
ate J-lo
on the latina diva scene
but she does
have a nice ass though | |
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Posted: 10/5/2006 9:19:54 AM | I have no idea either but you funny Jack
WTF indeed!!!LMFAO | |
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Posted: 10/5/2006 4:11:51 PM | Foxey Ass Mamacita
lunch hour midtown Sacramento
We passed
each other
on 16 street
you were on the way
to lunch
with your co-workers
I was on my way
to the office
to handle my business
You looked at me
I looked at you
I saw you
with your foxey ass
rocking that black dress
with those black sexy heels
long dark beautiful hair
your eyes were like medusa
turned my johnson into stone
I hope my appearance
made you rush the floodgates
in your panties
the way you looked at me
like you really wanted
to know something
I hope the fate
of the metaphysical masters
makes us cross paths
once more
If I had it our way
we would be fuccin
on the bed, the couch
the table and the floor | |
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Posted: 10/5/2006 4:28:06 PM | A Case of History
Some ladies
they look like
they've been through
the RINGER!!!!
some HISTORY!!
the wear and tear
shows on their faces
like they've seen it all
BEFORE
maybe so much MORE
that they forgot a lot
and maybe forgot IT ALL
all the men
they must have slept with
all the men
that took them to dinner
the movies
the ocean
the bedroom
the club
they have it down
in their minds
like HIS-STORY
all those koks
all those lips
twisted in a lip lock
maybe even
carpet munching
on the under-side
no need to deny
your roots
there's plenty
of ladies doing this
like HISTORY
that repeats itself
you're on here
to find some more subjects
in the hour glass of time
the hook up
of getting yours
in the pinocha or the culo
"other relationships"
in the hunt
to find mates
for your fucc buddy sherades | |
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Posted: 10/5/2006 7:58:49 PM | WHAT THE ****
Just stopped in to see what your latest Brain Whistle Was Blowin, you have some kinda
mind jolting rythmn that even I could be bitten to vocalize for you, where's the stage?... Will continue to review.. hugs | |
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Posted: 10/6/2006 4:53:06 PM | Puss-EE cat Junction
An HBO special revealed
that their are people
that went into business
of hooking up lesbians
or bi-sexual women
somewhere
in jamaica?
Your guess
is as good as mine
as I really don't
have the time
to further explore
this cathouse effect
on an island
where lesbians
and curious
carpet munching
wish to go have a conference
on said clits and vulvas
and all that jazz
because of a rendevous
place
to have a taste
of that feminine ass
no men allowed
and that's a damn shame
I'd be wanna to bang
on that thang
all day
know what I'm sayin?
MEOW indeed | |
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Posted: 10/7/2006 3:58:49 PM | Surreal Dymaxion Eye Candy
Frenchy director
Michael Gondry
your movie entitled
The Science Of Sleep
fascinated me
in all its majestic glory
of CGI madness
a makeshift love story
made of History
Your love
for the creative side
of alternate reality
was quite juvenile
perverse and seducing
with music so soothing
but with music
alternatively
becoming seething
in a mass
of love, lies, betrayal
and the best of all
a very stunning
happy ending
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Posted: 10/7/2006 4:13:49 PM | Solomon And Goliath
When The Music's Over
Tower Records (1960-2006)
at 46
you passed away
I have been depressed
about this sale
in a strange way
I remember when
I worked for you
in the year of our lord
1999
the end of the millinium
at 220 beach boulevard
anaheim california
The records, cd's tapes
the videos books and looks
of a supreme record store
that at one time
kicked ass in sales
before mp3's and itunes ipod
and cheaper retailers came your way
squashed by the goliath
of nano technology
ipod itunes
don't mean shiit to me
just like the music industry
it was you
that educated me further
about the diversity
in music
The great times I had
with you and your co-workers
The many swing shift hours
we all slaved
with low pay
all pushing the items
of musicians and artists dreams
all for making profit
Russ Solomon
Thank you
for providing all of us
with a great musical experience  | |
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