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 Halfevl333

Joined: 3/26/2006
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For you guys...the perfect profile...
Posted: 9/21/2006 7:55:58 AM
Wanted: Self absorbed, controlling, manipulative, woman wanted. Eating disorders, drug addictions, mental problems a definite plus. Must be possessive and extremely jealous of me but unfaithful... She must be emotionally distant and have little to no sex drive. I need a woman who will call me any time, 24/7, no matter what, or how small the problem might be. it doesn't matter to me if I am busy...her problems are so much more important...


 mrobbnc2000

Joined: 5/25/2005
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Posted: 10/10/2006 7:10:58 PM
Sounds like you have become aquainted with my ex wife....LOL
 skorch

Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 3
For you guys...the perfect profile...
Posted: 10/10/2006 7:23:48 PM
Hells yeah. All you need is [misery]. hahaha.
 JackHill

Joined: 9/11/2006
Msg: 4
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Posted: 10/10/2006 10:57:04 PM
Sounds like you knew my Ex.
 Johnblueyes24

Joined: 3/30/2006
Msg: 5
For you guys...the perfect profile...
Posted: 11/24/2006 7:26:42 PM
boy it sounds like we all dated the same person
 krazysound

Joined: 11/21/2006
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Posted: 11/24/2006 9:52:48 PM
Yea, 'cause the beyotch is unfaithful, I had her first
 tofkitty

Joined: 7/13/2006
Msg: 7
For you guys...the perfect profile...
Posted: 1/23/2007 4:32:52 PM
This may be for you guys but dang ya'll must have met some real winner women!!
 andiyou

Joined: 9/4/2006
Msg: 8
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Posted: 1/29/2007 7:28:55 PM
To be fair.....I have met some guys like this ; )
 kekenidika

Joined: 12/25/2006
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Posted: 1/29/2007 7:49:42 PM
Yeah - just after they came back from thailand - after a quick nip and tuck .....
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