| Granny Panties & Stubbly Legs
Posted: 9/29/2006 12:14:00 AM | | For the longest time, it has been a "rule" amongst my friends that you should wear "granny panties" and you shouldn't shave your legs if you are newly dating someone (especially the first date.) The theory is that you aren't likely to get undressed in front of someone new if you are wearing hideously large/ugly panties and have stubbly legs. Does anyone really do this? | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 12:18:43 AM | | I just lost my dinner all over my desk. Please cease and desist henceforth from putting such images in our brains. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 12:43:56 AM | personnaly i think its pretty friggin dumb of a woman to think that granny panties and stubbly legs would stop a guy from goin for gold at the four poster bed olympics of things really hit it off..
and i think a woman should think about it.. what happens if the guy is mr friggin wonderfull omfgwtfsexnowpleaseletsmakebabieskthx your gonna think your pretty damn silly takin your clothes off to reveal your farmer jane country panties from walmart and your stubbly legs to the man of your dreams.
I realise chances are slim but wtf.. stranger things have happened and people have won the lottery.
thats like asking a guy if he brings a condom or not on a first date..
Almost every person woman and man brings condoms to any date if they think it could be the one..
Anyways
cheers. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 12:45:28 AM | ... wear "granny panties" and you shouldn't shave your legs if you are newly dating someone
but it might be an idea for some promiscuous (sp?) people i know Well ... no ... one does not have to be promiscuous in order to incorporate this idea. But if you should happen to end up "dropping your drawers" fairly soon after getting to know a gentleman, the theory is that if he'd be okay with what he sees then ... he's a "keeper" ... right? ... 
Does anyone really do this? Sure ... why not? Believe it or not ... I don't know any man who is concerned about what's coming off or if the legs aren't smooth as silk when they want you. Most are fully prepared to look past that kind of "petty" stuff.
I'd say if you really want to keep them at bay ... just forget the doggone shower before the date ... now that would be a "stopper". 
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Posted: 9/29/2006 12:46:48 AM | Do you really need to frighten yourself in order to control whether or not you will or will not have sex or show off the goods? hahahaha
I am hoping the answer is no. I would think that you could wear whatever panties you like and still have the sense to think, Uh no, not gonna happen on the first date, or if you are wanting to, then yeah , come and get it! hahahaha,...
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Posted: 9/29/2006 12:48:52 AM | pmsl verygreeneyez you should start practicing stand-up routines
From now on if I don't get playtime when I think I will be the thought will go through my head, "Oh she must be wearing granny panties, or have stubble that I could sand wood with" | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 12:54:17 AM | ^^^^ GREAT IDEA! LoonyTunz! ^^^^
verygreeneyez, if I am not going to get any action during the first date would you mind if I brought my wooden spoons to rub on your legs? There are a few burrs that are hard to sand with conventional paper! hehehehe,... Thanks dear! You're a gem! 
- Erik - | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 12:58:18 AM |
Oh my god
Thats the very first gf I ever bedded that you are talking about. Full briefs and no stubble simply because she didn't shave at all.
And not short skirst or any of that. Jeans and T shirt type girl.
Not fat but certainly not skeletal.
But she loved sex.
So the granny panties didn't stop either her or me. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 1:13:57 AM | Largely right Cotter
The main, overiding, thing was that she liked guys and she liked sex. In that order.
She would have to have been totally, grossly, dog ugly, to be really off putting, under those circumstances. And she wasn't | |
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| Granny Panties & Stubbly Legs
Posted: 9/29/2006 3:22:57 AM | | LMAO!!!!!!.........How funny is this thread!!!!.......Made my day!!!.....Never heard of this but is that really going to stop a man?????......All I am thinking about is what if I pass out on the street somewhere or get into a car accident!!!!.....And here I am in my granny panties and stubbly legs!!!!!!!!!...........OOooooooooooooooo THE HORROR OF IT ALL!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 4:45:54 AM | I wear granny panties and don't bother to shave anyway. My secret is avoiding any showers before a date.
Usually the combination of the three, gets us through temptation in the pants.
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Posted: 9/29/2006 5:48:17 AM | I don't own any granny panties, but the stubbly legs thing, I think everyone is guilty of at some point in time. I don't think I'd purposely do that to avoid sex; shoot, I make sure everything's clean and smooth before I go out to have a drink even...you never know.
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Posted: 9/29/2006 5:50:52 AM | | I try to shart at the start of a date. Then, ifthings get hot and heavy and she is going at my buckle I can come off as the cool collective sensitive type that will drive her crazy. Ofcourse she is unaware that the reason I will not have sex with her on the first date is because I pooped a little. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 6:19:33 AM |
Granny Panties & Stubbly Legs
Perfect way to refrain from a one night stand.
Especially if its been a while since your last sexual encounter.  | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 6:25:06 AM | | This sounds like a good idea, but I couldn't do it. I don't rush into sex quickly at all in a relationship, but if I suddenly realize I'm dating the man of my dreams and want to get into bed with him, I don't want to ruin a special moment due to anxiety about my hideous undies. I really don't even have granny panties, but thats mostly because I don't like underwear and try not to ahve extra material lol.. As far as the legs, well if it's winter time he's bound to catch me stubbly at some point anyway lol. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 6:32:07 AM | | Isn't it meant to be a built in control that's supposed to be bigger than your will power? I suppose it works, depending on how badly you'd be mortified to be seen in granny panties and sporting hairy legs. It'd work for me. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 6:44:57 AM | Ok if the guy really rings my bell and I have the overwhelming urge to 'do him', no pair of panties nor stubble would stop me. I'd just offer an apology for the undies and leg hairs and go to it!!!  | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 6:48:26 AM | I would wooo oooo oooo her into the shower (poof vamoose them granny nickers), and coyfully suggest.... "let's say we give them cams a shaving eh?!"
Voila problem solved | |
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