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 live2ridenh

Joined: 11/27/2005
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Posted: 9/29/2006 3:54:20 PM
Sign in Retail Store reads:

"Unsupervised children will be given a free puppy and a double espresso"
 visot

Joined: 9/4/2006
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Posted: 9/29/2006 5:00:59 PM
now that is funny
 Trophy Boyfriend

Joined: 9/24/2006
Msg: 3
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Posted: 9/29/2006 11:36:20 PM
coution water on road during rain
 reno6k

Joined: 12/16/2005
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Posted: 9/30/2006 9:33:53 AM
I saw this once on leno. It was a sign on the front of a deli that was supposed
say "sliced ham", But the "S" was missing and it said "Liced Ham"..um, eeewww..
 sparky1000

Joined: 9/10/2006
Msg: 5
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Posted: 9/30/2006 12:42:19 PM
i seen this sign in edmonton, pet smart, it was light up but the "t " was mising so it read

pe smart
 BIG BLUE EYEZ

Joined: 7/30/2006
Msg: 6
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Posted: 9/30/2006 8:02:04 PM
I see one outside the local hair salon... It was suppose to say "Mother's Cut and Style" but someone altered the sign and added an "N" in the word CUT....
 Dragon Lady

Joined: 8/2/2006
Msg: 7
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Posted: 10/1/2006 12:48:44 AM
There was a place in Nova Scotia called "The Lick-A-Chick".
 peter-256

Joined: 9/19/2006
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Posted: 10/1/2006 3:00:17 AM
When I was in Germany there was a town called W--a--n--k (No, Really !!) many of the guys would send photos of them standing next to the town sign to their parents.
 Just Me:

Joined: 5/25/2005
Msg: 9
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Posted: 10/1/2006 9:46:09 AM
Sign for a gas station..."Eat here, Get gas"
 MasterBart

Joined: 6/20/2004
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Posted: 10/1/2006 2:27:07 PM
Sign outside a local vet's office:
"The best things in life are furry"




... ahh the innuendo :P
 Dragon Lady

Joined: 8/2/2006
Msg: 11
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Posted: 10/1/2006 3:46:38 PM
Dildo, Newfoundland
 WVsweetie83

Joined: 2/2/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 10/9/2006 6:37:39 AM
I hate to say this...but this is a repeat thread. I remember seeing another like it sometime ago.
 Trophy Boyfriend

Joined: 9/24/2006
Msg: 13
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Posted: 10/9/2006 9:01:28 AM
well sweety , don't look at the profile review treads then if you don't like repeats ...
 mike919293949596

Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 14
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Posted: 10/9/2006 10:34:48 AM
Beware of pickpockets and loose women.
An actual sign in New Orleans. I think it was Bourbon St. Actually it could have been any street. I don't remember that trip very well.
 JackHill

Joined: 9/11/2006
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Posted: 10/10/2006 11:00:07 PM
The best one I've seen so far was

Southern Comfort
Liquid Panty Remover.
 Goliath36

Joined: 9/7/2006
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Posted: 10/10/2006 11:49:16 PM
Family Planning Center

Use Rear Entrance
 WVsweetie83

Joined: 2/2/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 10/11/2006 12:21:30 PM

well sweety , don't look at the profile review treads then if you don't like repeats ...


was just following the rules. they do tell us to make use of the search option before posting so that threads aren't repeated.
 Kat-Wmn

Joined: 10/1/2006
Msg: 18
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Posted: 10/11/2006 3:59:48 PM
I saw one that made sound like there were slow children playing because the punctuation was in the wrond place.
 Dru

Joined: 9/3/2006
Msg: 19
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Posted: 10/11/2006 4:27:52 PM
I once worked for a sign company and I found a sign that said "Caution this sign has sharp edges" then in small writing it said that the bridge was out.
 ~Eryka

Joined: 9/27/2006
Msg: 20
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Posted: 10/11/2006 6:22:20 PM
In a small store in Tyler, Texas:

"Small Engine Repair, Live Bait, Taxes Prepared"

 iltisowner

Joined: 12/4/2006
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Posted: 2/19/2007 2:50:42 AM
Found outside a military impact range for live grenade training

"Do not touch anything you find, as it may explode and kill you"
 misado

Joined: 8/30/2005
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Posted: 2/19/2007 11:41:19 AM
Repeat topic or not these are always good for a good laugh. I saw one at a cemetary in NYC...the sign at the gate said "Parking for customers only"
 FistnCuffs

Joined: 10/13/2006
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Posted: 2/19/2007 12:51:07 PM
one of the advantages of gettin old sweety...the ability not to remember stuff...i dont recall this thread before but hey...
there is a funeral home here that has...or used to have a neon sign...i guess the word *funeral* was too big for the glass blower so he had to make the word in two separate tubes of glass,,,part of it burned out one night and from a distance it looked like the sign read...
"jenkins fun home"...
ya had ta be there i guess...
 sweetmelody2

Joined: 11/21/2006
Msg: 24
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Posted: 2/19/2007 4:05:25 PM
I love funny bumper sticker-signs, reading them can be such a laugh. One i saw just today was so cute- I want the sign for my own car, lol...
" If your going to ride my ass- at least pull my hair".
 simplman

Joined: 1/24/2005
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Posted: 2/19/2007 8:10:54 PM
no trespassing violators will be shot
survivors will be shot again
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