| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/5/2006 11:29:33 AM | Love the humor section. New in the fish bowl and had to wait the three days of grace before posting. Now I'm legal...
What are the three most popular lies that men tell women ?
1) I love you
2) The check is in the mail
3) I wont cum in your mouth
If I come up with any other good ones you'll hear about it. Have a good one | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/6/2006 5:47:01 AM | 1. Of course I will respect you in the morning (RUN away now as this guy will be LONG gone come morning never to be heard from again).
2. I am athletic (well at least he has to reach for the remote a few times during the evening- does that count?)
3. I can go for HHHOOOOUUUURRRRRSSSSS to please my woman (in reality this Romeo is the three minute wonder). This first statement is usually accompanied by various phrases to give the impression that they know how to please a woman (It's okay- just keep on doing what you are doing now by giving him directions-- LOL!!)
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/6/2006 8:34:22 AM | 3) I wasn't checking out that girl, I was just thinking that outfit would look great on you. You're a size 4 right?
2) Mmmm, this casserole tastes excellent. No, I don't know why you're dog is hanging out by me.
and the number 1 most popular lie,
1) I'm not like most guys, I never lie to women. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/6/2006 11:30:36 AM | I loved your's Wade.
Ok here go mine.
1) I would never ever say that to you, as he tries to grab your cell phone and delete his most recent messages.
2) I would never do anything to make you feel uncomfortable, this is usually said as he is trying to stick his thumb or finger up your ass. Yep that's real comfortable.
3) That's not a tan line from a wedding band it's from one of those skinny band aids, I cut myself honest. Or even better, yes the divorce is final.
Alright who has more? | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/6/2006 1:11:21 PM | | What a great topic!! Really funny!! We need more of these kinds of topics!! Laughter IS the best medicine!!! Keep posting them!!! | |
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lerka
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Joined: 9/1/2006
Msg: 14 | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/6/2006 5:48:04 PM | LMFAO!!!!
tooo true :) heard just about all those.. how about this one ..
1)Yes.. I love to eat ____ then he never does.. (Gee.. i forget how to go downtown too when that happens) giggles...
2) I'm __ inches long (use the other side of the ruler honey.. that's the Centimeter side, not inches. )
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/6/2006 9:49:54 PM | Three Lies???? oh, your talking about in one sentence, right??
You don't look fat in that
I dont think that Angelina Jolie is prettier then you
No, I was not looking at her
I like the size of your breasts
I drive a BMW/porche/TVR but its in the shop right now
noo, I don't want a threesome with your attractive friend with the bigger breasts
I never look at porn
I only watch hockey during the playoffs (this is the fine line of the poofter test, if he does not watch hockey at all, he's a fluffernutter)
I have a great shape (round, its a shape)
I never play video games
I could think of more, but its late. Hey, would you rather I lie to you???
Sorry guys, will tear up my man card right now. | |
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Rhett1
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Joined: 10/16/2005
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/7/2006 9:41:10 AM | How about: (sorry if I repeat anyone's, I skipped to the end so I wouldn't be influenced!)
1. Every woman I've been with says I'm the best they've ever had. (Yes, I admit, we lie too)
2. I love you
3. I'm just writing her those dirty emails to make her feel better about herself during her
rough divorce.
I swear to God...no bitterness here! | |
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mel71
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Joined: 2/23/2006
Msg: 19 | |
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mel71
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Joined: 2/23/2006
Msg: 20 | |
| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/7/2006 9:54:23 AM | woops in my eagerness forgot numbers 2 and 3
2 "its not what it looks like"
3 no it must be you, i never normally come that quick | |
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Jacka
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Joined: 7/13/2006
Msg: 23 | |
| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/8/2006 3:00:27 AM | 1. I have a case of blue balls and I need
to release some tension.
2. Everytime I try to leave
something keeps pulling me
back, telling me i need
you in my life.
3. (My personal Favorite)
People say sex is over rated, but you
just aint doin it right! lmao
Cheers. | |
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/8/2006 12:10:32 PM | Three biggest lies are real close to this , here they are ,,
Checks in the mail
It was like that when I got here
Don't worry baby , I'll tell you when
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| Three most popular lies men tell women
Posted: 10/8/2006 7:23:36 PM | I REALLY LIKE YOU,,THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.
THERE'S NO ONE BUT YOU IN MY LIFE!
MUST BE THE DRINKS,,THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE! | |
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