Sliv
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Joined: 3/9/2005
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| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/22/2005 5:18:54 PM | You find yourself spraying air freshener in your apartment because the dopehead nextdoor is stinkin' up the building with cheap weed.
(just did this) :P
...add your own, my fellow phogies :P | |
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Sliv
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Joined: 3/9/2005
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| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/22/2005 5:30:46 PM | lol Rick maybe I can hook you up. However, apart from the weed, he's a psycho welfare case that the building was forced to accept due to some city living govt program.
He was caught on videotape once trying to bash in the lobby door. One of his cokehead women threw something at him and it went over the balcony and through a car windshield. Another woman and him set what I'm sure was a new world record for how many hours/days straight can two people scream at each other without losing their voices. He also has/had a pit bull that attacked other dogs because he was too lazy to leash and muzzle it. He also threw water all over my balcony and living room windows because there were pigeons on it.
Sleep with one eye open and carry a big stick lol :p | |
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| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/22/2005 5:36:38 PM | | Sliv: You sure you don;t live in my building? Bloody welfare cases on the 3rd floor are driving me nuts. There kids are juvenile delinquents, theylet their dog sh*teverywhere with out cleaning it up. The momma was out front one morning trowing up all over the sidewalk...I could go on... | |
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Sliv
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Joined: 3/9/2005
Msg: 6 | |
| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/22/2005 5:42:43 PM | heh, no this guy is an exception and sticks out like a sore thumb. It's a very quiet middle-class building otherwise ;)
He's not too bad, now, the gf was banned from the building by the police, and loneliness seems to keep him quiet and non-violent, which is good.
Ahh well, I'll be buying soon enough, maybe out in the country ;) | |
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Sliv
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Joined: 3/9/2005
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Webbum
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Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 11 | |
| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/22/2005 6:07:02 PM | | When your at the gym doing cardio on the treadmill and your talking to the girl next to you about rice recipes. <---today | |
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| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/22/2005 6:11:07 PM | | When "cruising" in the car with teen daughers at the beach, you're asked to put on sunglassses so you don't look like such a "MOM".(How do you NOT look like a mom when you're driving a focus hatchback, LOL?) | |
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Webbum
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Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 13 | |
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| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/22/2005 6:16:32 PM | "^hot mommy on the beach "
Ty Webbum.....you're such a sweetie 
The really disgusting thing is that the teen/twentysomethings were hitting on me, and the fortysomethings were hitting on my daughter something SOOOO wrong with that scenario, lol
(daughter is thirteen but looks twenty five or so) | |
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| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/22/2005 6:36:59 PM | | you know your old when you sit in a rocker and rock and fall asleep before it makes two or three cycles of motion. or have to roll to get off the bed in the morning. hunt for your teeth in the cup after hunting to find the glasses to see them first. | |
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Webbum
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Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 16 | |
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| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/22/2005 6:41:12 PM | | ......... you reach in the drawer and pull out a pair of slacks and go to put them on and find that you grabbed the ones you wore a week before and they are to small | |
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Webbum
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Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 20 | |
| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/23/2005 6:35:03 AM | | ........your talking to a younger woman and you crack a joke about Gilligans Island and they look at you funny! | |
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~Jim~
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Joined: 11/10/2004
Msg: 22 | |
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| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/23/2005 10:15:35 AM | A private school cutie is giving you the eye and you catch yerself thinking "aaww, what a lil cutiepie" andMEANING it in the same way you would mean it about a puppy or a toddler.
hhmmm
I USED to get turned ON by these lil catholic school girls!! WHATS HAPPENING!!???
ARGH!!
REVERSE THE PROCESS!!! REVERRRRSSSSEEE THE PROCESSSSSSS!!!!
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I might as well reserve my computerized wheelchair and 3 meal a day spot at the seniors home.
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| You know you're old when...
Posted: 3/23/2005 11:30:46 AM | I know I'm old 'cause I looked at the ages of the other people in this thread - and you're all younger than me. Go post with the young folk - LOL! 
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