| I hereby resign from the Arseholes Club
Posted: 7/25/2004 10:19:12 AM | I've been thinking about this a great deal lately. I used to claim I was a follower of assholery, but now I realize to be a true arsehole is a lot of work. It conflicts with my inherently lazy nature.
So...Member #24601 resigns from the club. Here's my Assholery Rulebook and the special underwear. I will no longer use the secret handshake upon penalty of death.
This old goat is his own self now. Let the heavens tremble.
Okay...let's find some food....
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| Re: I hereby resign from the Arseholes Club
Posted: 7/25/2004 2:29:01 PM | Let me se that card....nope, it says Jean Valjean...wait, that's not me.
It's gotta be in this dang wallet somewheres.....
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Ah, here we go...nope....hmm..apparently I'm the High Commisioner to Botswana. Boy that was a dark, drunk night.
I'll find it.
(Goth and Moon....you guys are sweet to this humble, stinky goat. Loves yer.) | |
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| Re: I hereby resign from the Arseholes Club
Posted: 7/25/2004 2:46:34 PM | Little lower....yep, right thar...oh, flurf.....thanks, Moon.
Okay I think I found my card...no, that's a chicken wing.
It's still good. I'll keep looking.... | |
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| Re: I hereby resign from the Arseholes Club
Posted: 7/25/2004 2:59:16 PM | Anytime Goat baby...I grow these here fingernails for you, you little horned devil.
Hey, where the heck is my card? Or is this some overrated boy's club? | |
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| Re: I hereby resign from the Arseholes Club
Posted: 7/25/2004 3:02:55 PM | It is some overrated boy's club. And I don't think I got a card.
Well, that's one less thing to worry about.
You'll have to ask Bird for the membership card. He's the King. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 12 | |
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| Re: I hereby resign from the Arseholes Club
Posted: 7/25/2004 4:15:29 PM | | Okay, but I can't be nasty all the time. The effort it takes is tremendous. It's really difficult to think of witty, barbed zingers for every occasion. | |
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| Re: I hereby resign from the Arseholes Club
Posted: 7/25/2004 7:32:01 PM | | i put twoshot in charge of the cards. he will lose them for sure! and you may ask why i would put that kind of responsibility on him after the stupid club fiasco, because i am an asshole. | |
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xchuck
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Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 16 | |
| Re: I hereby resign from the Arseholes Club
Posted: 7/25/2004 10:22:20 PM | | i'm renouncing my assholery after giving it some thought too, it not all its CRACKED up to be. i'm striking out on my own, instead of being an asshole i decided to become a whole ass | |
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| Re: I hereby resign from the Arseholes Club
Posted: 7/26/2004 6:23:45 PM | I think I'd rather be a dink. It's more selective and a little more gentle.
That way I can be myself and still get the chicks.
D'ya think it'll work, or am I back to romancing last night's meatloaf again? | |
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