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Posted: 10/17/2006 8:14:10 AM | limericks are fun so ive started a new thread so everyone can have a go of writing daft short poems i shall start u off....
there once was a girl called cuddly zo
after reading serious poems she couldnt take it no more
so she started a new thread
to write fun stuff instead
and was hoping ppl would look on in awe
    
have a go.....and inspire me!!! | |
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cargy
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Joined: 10/13/2006
Msg: 2 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 8:28:19 AM | There was a young man from Dundee,
Who got stung on the neck by a...wasp,
When asked "did it hurt",
He said "no not a bit"
It can do it again if it likes.
Hmm need to work on that one methinks | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 8:41:28 AM | ha ha very cunning how about this 1
sat in my room one night
my boyfriend gave me a fright
he puuled down his pants
wanted a bit of romance
... i wasnt going to put up a fight
i saw this guy out on the town
his dress sense wasn't that snappy
so whipped of his pants and slapped this a***
and replaced them with a nappy | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 9:25:13 AM | A spirited Lancashire lass
With a totally pattable ass
Said to her bloke,
"Just give it a poke
And let's see where it goes after that." | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 5 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 9:40:57 AM | a lovable kitty named patches
liked to terrorize couches with scratches
I yelled at him just now
his reply meow meow meow
so I gave him the chair that matches | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 6 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 9:49:32 AM | Ther once was a ghetto named blaster
who one day had a disaster
when his power went slack
he bought a fresh pack
of batteries that made him go faster | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 7 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 9:59:05 AM | an ornery farmer named Jed
took a bullet one day to the head
when a sow that was bigger
leaned back on his trigger
luckily though he's not dead | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 9:59:24 AM | there once was poster called timwilliam
who was so cheap you wanted to killhim
One day he got laid
the lady wanted paid
and he said she could billhim | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 9 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 10:05:13 AM | ther once was a cuddly zoo
that I paddled by in my canoe
she seemed pretty smart
so I gave her my heart
and she looked in digust and said"eew" | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:00:40 PM | lolol tim that was funny
but not as good as mine
nevermind try again hunny
then i'll read it whilst drinking my wine... | |
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cargy
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Joined: 10/13/2006
Msg: 11 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:06:40 PM | There was a young lady from Crewe,
Who remarked, as the vicar withdrew,
The bishop was slicker,
and faster, and thicker,
And two inches bigger than you. | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 12 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:16:22 PM | that souds like a challenge you've baited
and oh how i've sat her and waited
so lets get it on
bring your best i'm not gone
masterfully instigated | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 13 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:31:23 PM | limericks laughing outlandish
weilding words that they brandish
"grrrowl"...what was that?
well it wasn't my cat
maybe I should go get a sandwitch | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:34:03 PM | There came a sound from a chair
I looked but no one was there
I wondered a bit and rubbed my soar tit
got horny and nolonger cared. | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:34:53 PM | There once was a man from Puru.
Who fell asleep in a canoe.
While dreaming of Venus.
He played with his Penis
& woke up with a handfull of goo | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 16 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:35:23 PM | mmmm...that was tasty and nice
smelled funny so I used spice
wolfed it all down
now I sit with a frown
maybe I shold have made rice | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:36:21 PM | you want the best im not ready...
im just getting started
im a bit drunk lets get steady
oops i think i just farted..
might have followed through..
i think i did my chair smells of poo...
oh crap wot am i going to do
oh tim help me clean it up..
no dont put it in your mouth you mucky pup
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:38:49 PM | there was a vampire called mable
whos periods was always quite stable
at every full moon
she took out her spoon
and drank herself under the table  | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 19 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:43:50 PM | aliens from outer space
have infested the human race
analy probing
with flashing lights stobing
please help me escape from this place | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:48:20 PM | aliens in this place
never seen one before
new to the human race
now im running to the door | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 21 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:52:38 PM | bicycling one day with no clothes on
I had nothing to blow my nose on
so I ripped off the seat
and cleaned up real sweet
but then I had nothing to pose on
cheap drunk...that Mable! | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 1:59:01 PM | tut! tut! tut!
i kicked u up the butt
but my foot has just got stuck
i try to pull it pull it out
i wiggle and shake about
but u claspe it a little harder...lolol mind freeze...lol | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:01:42 PM | A boy stood on the burning deck
Playing a game of cricket
The ball rolled up his trouser leg
And stumped his middle wicket
Diva ...hehehehe | |
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TiMwM
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Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 24 | |
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Posted: 10/17/2006 2:04:19 PM | drinking one day with a buddy
we swindled some old fuddy duddy
and we made him stand
in some very quick sand
and told him his elbows looked muddy | |
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