.lisa
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Joined: 9/27/2006
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| $ 460 Dollar Fine ..... Damn I'm A Rookie LMAO
Posted: 10/23/2006 9:45:30 PM | ADD UP YOUR FINE!!
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
mine is 460  i'm a good girl  | |
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| $ 460 Dollar Fine ..... Damn I'm A Rookie LMAO
Posted: 10/23/2006 9:56:26 PM | K.. well let's put this in perspective.. I had 11 more years than you, Still.. so I'm not THAT bad! lmao
^^^^^^^ I feel like an absolute angel now!! Thanks guys/girls!! vvvvvvvvvvv | |
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| $ 460 Dollar Fine ..... Damn I'm A Rookie LMAO
Posted: 10/23/2006 9:58:45 PM | Hmmmm $815? Have I really been that naughty? 
One question though, do we have to pay the fine if we don't get caught? My fine would be a lot lower 
*edit* might be easier to ask what DIDN'T I do on the list lmao | |
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| $ 460 Dollar Fine ..... Damn I'm A Rookie LMAO
Posted: 10/23/2006 10:02:55 PM | It was only 20 bucks so far....Until I saw that masterbation fine. I think I'd be put away for life for that unpayable fine.
"Your honor...we can't even begin to go into the numbers of which this man has committed this act. Let's just say...every person in this room and in the city would be a very, very, very, very rich bunch." | |
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| $ 460 Dollar Fine ..... Damn I'm A Rookie LMAO
Posted: 10/23/2006 10:06:17 PM | ,,,damn,,,$645 for me,,,,
,,,I think we're all going straight to he**,,, | |
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.lisa
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Joined: 9/27/2006
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GUMMLE
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Joined: 10/15/2005
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| $ 460 Dollar Fine ..... Damn I'm A Rookie LMAO
Posted: 10/24/2006 4:55:12 AM | (...mmmm....sex in church...)
Hmmm, if I think of the body as a temple..... there's another $25
Can I start a tab?
*edit* Hmmm, just noticed another $20 fine (depending on interpretation) lol | |
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