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Posted: 10/25/2006 12:26:03 PM | have you any good slogans on yer t-shirts over there?
as in "if only my****was as big as my turds"
after ive had sex_even the neighbours have a cigarette..... | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 12:57:08 PM | ^^^^ You stalking me?? 
I had one that said "Men needed for urgent position, no experience necessary"  | |
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Posted: 10/25/2006 1:28:46 PM | I'm a Schizophrenic and So Am I -
I Only Have Sex on Days Beginning with T... Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday.  | |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 2:23:42 AM | i choked linda lovelace  | |
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Posted: 10/26/2006 2:35:42 AM | | Old is when you can bonk your girlfriends daughter or your daughters girlfriend, without being arrested. | |
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Posted: 10/27/2006 6:22:13 AM | front- naomi campelle threw her phone at me
back- and i loved it
Really
im a virgin
I
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this is just a
basketball | |
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Posted: 10/27/2006 6:38:52 AM | | ^^^^ good one......... | |
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Posted: 10/27/2006 6:54:39 AM | I love the shirt that says on the back:
I am a bomb technician.
If you see me running,
Try to keep up. | |
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Posted: 10/27/2006 9:33:17 AM | | thanks suzan, i had the virgin one made up for me while i was pregnant, even though i was 20 i kept getting told i look too young to be having a baby, so i figured id let everyone have a laugh, since then ive been thinking of other things i could put on T-shirts for pregnant women. | |
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Posted: 10/27/2006 9:44:57 PM | | Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time... | |
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Posted: 10/27/2006 11:40:51 PM | "Im only dirty because im an Artist" ...I made that one up with my best friend
"Keep Your shitty music to yourself" its got a guy with headphones on
I can't think of any more im abit slow today | |
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Posted: 10/27/2006 11:43:01 PM | Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
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Posted: 10/27/2006 11:51:30 PM | Who has watched wheel of fortune ?
I had a shirt which read....
G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF
Would you like to buy a VOWEL ? | |
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Posted: 10/27/2006 11:52:02 PM | I have a witty reply for all those willing to listen...damn my nights are long for only the brave listen wear to words in bed disguised as dreams
...share my nightmares? | |
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Posted: 10/29/2006 3:33:11 AM | "she said it's either me or the bike"
"man, i'm gonna miss her!" | |
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Posted: 10/29/2006 6:48:53 AM | I still miss my husband (but my aim is getting better)
I've been unemployed so long I can't even get a blowjob
Mutate now - Avoid the rush
My karma ran over my dogma
3 OUT OF 4 PEOPLE MAKE UP 75% OF THE WORLDS POPULATION
Do not wear slogan t-shirts. They make people stare at your boobs | |
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Posted: 10/29/2006 11:52:18 AM | the holy bible
read between the lies | |
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Posted: 6/2/2007 4:47:27 AM | it's only funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious
stay back - i don't want to catch a case of dumb
as a matter of fact, the world does revolve around me!
 "BlooP" | |
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atalia
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Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 19 | |
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Posted: 6/2/2007 4:56:07 AM | I am a firefighter
If you see me running
try to keep up!
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Posted: 6/2/2007 4:58:46 AM | Trainee gynacologist
Good man wanted- apply within
Don't let my big****scare you- I'm a really nice guy | |
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atalia
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Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 21 | |
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Posted: 6/2/2007 5:01:24 AM | | Random Breast Testing | |
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Posted: 6/2/2007 5:04:19 AM | | when malcom fraser was in power i seem to remember a t shirt saying " tammy has one mal is one" | |
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Posted: 6/2/2007 5:38:11 AM | this wasn't my t-shirt of course, but one i have heard about...........
my girlfriend had your future grandchildren on her face last night - oh my dont know whether to laugh or go ewwwwwwwwww! ok, ok i laughed~! | |
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Posted: 6/2/2007 6:32:08 AM | I have on one now that says "Will Work for Sex" and shopping on a Thursday night this stunning woman asked if I mowed lawns and I thought why would she ask me that .......... until I thought about it.
I have a stack of them and used to wear them on BBQ Shirt days (Fridays) to pee off people and make them uneasy during our little chats. When I left I got 1 t-shirt that looked like an optometrist's chart that said I see dumb people reading my t-shirt.
Also have others such as S**t Happens, If you read my shirt, the B*tch fell off .......... but the best one was a mate who had Californian Mental Institute on a green t-shirt and he would wear a bandage around his head before he would go shopping in LA. Cops stopped him a few times after he made grunting noises in public | |
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Posted: 6/2/2007 7:20:07 AM | I maybe drunk,
but in the morning,
you'll still be ugly.
I think i fit both sides of this. | |
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