| "Red Wings" Posted: 10/27/2006 10:24:39 PM | I did a thread search, but all I found was hockey. Guys how old were you when you got your Red Wings ( not the boots)? And before you ask, I was 14 | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/27/2006 10:26:29 PM | Your pic of the barfing pumpkin is real appropriate for the thread.
I never kissed the beaver while it was burping ketchup.
There is a funny story related to sex though. I don't feel like typing it up however. Maybe some other time. | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/27/2006 10:27:29 PM | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ LMFAO | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/27/2006 11:16:19 PM | | Sick. I used to hate even buying tampons for my girlfriends. I'll die unbaptized. | |
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Sh0t
| Joined: 9/27/2006 Msg: 5 | |
| Red Wings Posted: 10/27/2006 11:17:41 PM | I might have been 14 too. I think the girl had her first period while I was down there. Ah, those wonderful days of youth.
I think it's a bigger issue for the women. I wonder what happens when lesbian couples have this problem? | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/27/2006 11:23:31 PM |
I think it's a bigger issue for the women. I wonder what happens when lesbian couples have this problem? yeah I highly doubt that, due to the fact that woman aren't stupid....
That is the grossest thing I have ever heard. Took me a minute to realize what in the hell you were talking about.  | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/27/2006 11:26:10 PM | | Never done that, never will. I'm into having interesting sex, but that's not interesting. Well... to me anyway. | |
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Sh0t
| Joined: 9/27/2006 Msg: 8 | |
| Red Wings Posted: 10/27/2006 11:26:49 PM | What does being stupid or not have to do with this?
The only gross thing about it is the sight, so just turn off the lights. If women didn't tell the guy what was going on, they wouldn't even know.
But my lesbian comment does make me wonder: What if a lesbian couple has their periods on different weeks out of the month, say, first and second: Do they just skip sex for 2 weeks? If that's the case, that might explain all the hatred they harbor. | |
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s286
| Joined: 10/15/2006 Msg: 9 | |
| Red Wings Posted: 10/27/2006 11:27:45 PM | I did a thread search, but all I found was hockey. Guys how old were you when you got your Red Wings ( not the boots)? And before you ask, I was 14
'red wings' ?????? | |
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Sh0t
| Joined: 9/27/2006 Msg: 10 | |
| Red Wings Posted: 10/27/2006 11:31:02 PM | Sex/Oral Sex when a woman is having her period.
I'm beginning to think this site is inhabited by virgins except for me and the women. | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/27/2006 11:34:45 PM | Got mine when I was 15 1/2. Red Wings are the second best brand of boots that I've ever owned.
Btw, how many search variations did you try for when aunt "flow" comes to visit the gf? | |
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s286
| Joined: 10/15/2006 Msg: 12 | |
| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 12:21:12 AM | Sex/Oral Sex when a woman is having her period.
I'm beginning to think this site is inhabited by virgins except for me and the women.
well you'll just have to forgive me!
I'm just an ignorant Limey, I'm not familiar with all of your American coloquialisms! | |
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Sh0t
| Joined: 9/27/2006 Msg: 13 | |
| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 12:29:16 AM | True!
I like using some of yours from time to time. | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 1:25:29 AM | Hey SHoT,
I'm not sure, but maybe they just fingerpaint. | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 1:49:59 AM | women that live together tend to become synchronizeded in the monthly period aspect
I would hate to be in that house when it happens | |
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Sh0t
| Joined: 9/27/2006 Msg: 16 | |
| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 2:30:32 AM | It's good for men looking to impregnate several women at once, which has always been my guess as to why that occurs.
But what if the couple doesn't live together or aren't that long into it. | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 4:27:09 AM | I knew I could get things stirred up a little bit.
BTW it just tastes a little saltier.
Not as salty as an Anchovy. | |
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Bolink
| Joined: 10/12/2006 Msg: 18 | |
| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 6:25:20 AM | | I have yet to pull a Moses and part the red sea, but its not out of the question. | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 7:06:40 AM | >> What if a lesbian couple has their periods on different weeks out of the month,
Women who live together synchronize with each other.
On topic, I'm pretty sure the first girl I had sex with started ragging right then. She claimed I had broken her hymen, but I don't think she was really a virgin. At any rate, there was a lot of blood involved... | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 7:23:07 AM | I can't remember the first time, nor can I remember how many times.... NEVER oral, though, when she's leaking....
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Sh0t
| Joined: 9/27/2006 Msg: 21 | |
| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 10:10:43 AM | I know everybody is trying to impress the ladies with their "knowledge" on synchronizing periods but imagine this:
Not every couple lives together or spends that much time together | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 11:50:57 AM | Eh...I feel kinda weird for saying, but that and sex(NOT ORAL) was never really a big deal, happened when it happened........
I once told my ex JOKINGLY that I felt like havin a bloody mary, but she thought I was serious........ | |
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| Joined: 8/1/2006 Msg: 23 | |
| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 11:55:26 AM | | my friend's cousin went to a party then hooked up with this girl. It got heated and he went down there and had some tongue fun. After that he walked in the party face full of blood and the guys were like, OMG did you chop her body up and eat it? | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 2:45:37 PM | | I got covered from Knee to Nipple once, didn't have a clue until the lights came on. it looked like a damn murder scene. Also had one ruin my back seat on my car. had to get a seat cover. (didnt know until that happened either, sure wouldnt have happened in the car.) | |
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| Red Wings Posted: 10/28/2006 3:47:49 PM | My gawd. I'm reading this while eating a plate of spaghetti. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
Thanks a lot!
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