| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 1:51:35 PM | ok now this is a true story...........i work with this girl in her early twenties and i just dont get her behaviour........i think it is to get attention from guys and i am wondering if it actually works...........first off whenever we are taking break with just girls the conversation is girl talk........... as soon as a male appears she starts talking about her boobs....her ****...giving head....her favourite is about how her b/f gives it to her up the ass..these are her words not mine.......she even goes as far as to nick name herself butt slut.......this is her fav topic of conversation when men are present.......as a bystander it looks to me like yes she is getting attention.....but in the long run she is thought of as a pig/skank/hoe..........in her eyes she thinks she is IT and that all the guys want her........now her latest claim to fame is that she does not shyt.....1 am almost 99.9 percent sure this is bullshit.......is it possible for someone to not shyt and still be healthy???.........when i first heard this my first thought was to tell her to take the****out of her ass and she might be able to go for one.......but i would like say something more like.... thats totally impossible because if a person doesnt shyt they could get really sick.blah blah blah...so guys or girls or doctors give me something concrete..........
1.......is it possible for someone not to ever shyt
2.......if you as a guy heard a female talking this way all the time would it be attractive to you | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 2:06:20 PM | That's funny. With all the potential questions you can ask men about this women you want guy's opinions about weather or not it's possible for this girl to never shit?
No, only supermodels don't shit. All of their food, because of their diet and beauty goes into pure energy. The last time Cindy Crawford shit was in the late 70's. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 2:11:15 PM | Sounds like your friend has bigger issues than constipation. Refer her to a shrink and proctologist, not necessarily in that order.  | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 2:11:52 PM | | sorry i guess i wrote that wrong......... just hoping one dr. male or female would know for sure about the shyt part the question was about her behavour........would that be attractive to men? | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 2:14:59 PM | Not when she's always talking about getting anal. I'd be worried the same way I would if I was standing above old faithful and not wearing my watch.
edit: even people on liqid diets, or fasting take craps. This is a scientific fact. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 2:15:43 PM | | Only is she doesn't eat anything, ever. Even then I don't think its posible. Not a doctor though. Sets of the BS meeter though. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 2:18:09 PM | C'mon, you said you thought it was 99% BS....only way to know for sure, take her out and feed her and follow her around for a few days. Like they do when a pet swallows something!!  | |
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e-wok
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Joined: 9/25/2006
Msg: 10 | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 2:32:07 PM | That is considered sexual harassment in the workplace.
That kind of talk does not belong at work.
Besides, it sounds like she has a very low sense of self-esteem. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 2:33:44 PM | I used to work with a girl like that. Talked constantly about her sex life in graphic detail. Had she been hot, it might have been easier to handle, but the images she put into everyone's head was horrific. And no, it wasnt' attractive to anyone, male or lesbian. But it did get her laid alot, after all she was easy as hell, but no one would admit to it later.
As for the poo factor..she is lying. She does poo, otherwise her stomach would be massively swollen and she would be in terrible pain. Of course, there is a chance she is either constipated. Or another factor I refuse to mention in anything other than a clinical setting. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 3:33:39 PM | Or shes using it as a euphamism for not lying
nope.she lies more than she gets anal........
matter of fact a co worker made a comment to the effect of.........for someone who doesnt shit she just spent 15 minutes in the bathroom........ in her defense i guess she could have been freshing up her makeup.........if so someone should tell her to buy new makeup cause hers has gone bad it smells like shit
is it really sexual harassment in the work place if she is talking about herself
i said 99.9 bs i dont like working with her for 8 hrs i am not about to follow her around waiting for her to take a dump..lol | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 3:36:00 PM | "Is it really sexual harassment in the work place if she is talking about herself" Yes it is and she'll get by with it until it's reported.
"i said 99.9 bs i dont like working with her for 8 hrs i am not about to follow her around waiting for her to take a dump..lol" Sorry was under the impression it was a friend of yours....plus just joking about following her around. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 3:42:58 PM | Sorry was under the impression it was a friend of yours....plus just joking about following her around.
no prob bucsgirl.........she is no friend of mine....... i took it as a joke all is good...... | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 4:14:52 PM | | It would not be real attractive and I would know that she was full of shit for saying that she did not shit. I would use NLP and boyfriend doestroy her until she sleeps with me | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 4:21:50 PM | No it's not possible to ever have a bowel movement and live. Some elderly die from this problem. Now you can be 100% sure.
Tell here to stick one of these up her ass  | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 4:55:17 PM | Bring her down to Cincinnati, feed her some White Castle hamburgers and top it off with some Skyline Chili.
She will be shi**ing through a screen door! | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 5:04:41 PM | ^^^She could leave for Cincinnati anytime. She's already got her shit packed! | |
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ernb
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Joined: 8/23/2006
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 5:09:31 PM | 1. No...I would say she is full of it...literally.
2. NO...she's still full of it. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 5:22:26 PM | | If there was a lot of traffic going the other direction, she might have had a detour put in. Ask her if she has a colostomy bag. If could be a matter of interpretation then, if one was _technically_ sh**ting. | |
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| she says she doesnt shit
Posted: 11/11/2006 5:26:59 PM | my old man used to say
"if you dont eat - you dont crap -- if you dont crap -you must be dead" | |
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