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 Author Thread: examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
 JessKO

Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 1
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examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 3/28/2005 12:15:54 AM
"HEY HOTTIE, IM ME FOR FUN CHAT TIME"
 Erik_the_Red

Joined: 2/21/2005
Msg: 2
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:40:06 AM
it's like any type of fishing.....what bait you use determines what {if any} type of fish you will catch ;)
 sassykitten13

Joined: 1/8/2005
Msg: 3
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:41:21 AM
I hear ya Dance...any message where the guy thinks he is too cool is hilarious and annoying. Did he assume because you are a Hottie that you dont have any brains and will IM him? Lets try some originality here guys. But what gets me is that they seldom reread there emails b4 they send them??? Or do all guys spell incredibly bad?????...doesnt give the greatest impression to the person you are emailing to.
 sassykitten13

Joined: 1/8/2005
Msg: 4
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:42:48 AM
so true Erik.......
 CEC93013

Joined: 12/28/2004
Msg: 5
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 3/28/2005 12:55:08 AM
Darlin, I'm sorry I know I've made mistakes,I don't ask you to forgive me,cuse I know it's me you hate...*J*

By now you otta know me,inthat knowing it's to late for me to change

By leaving you I'l be lonely,but I gess that's just my fate...*J*


Darlin I wish you all the Luck in the world,with finding your perfect man, just next time around try and remember it takes two to have a Loving relationship,Not just Me Loving You...*J*
 a_vamp

Joined: 4/24/2004
Msg: 6
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 3/28/2005 1:36:10 AM
^^^ ??? What the....?
 a_vamp

Joined: 4/24/2004
Msg: 7
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 3/28/2005 1:39:24 AM
Email from a retired old man (his profile said he's a retired doctor)

"Hi. I'm a doctor. You are a doll. Marriage. Move here."

I'll have to be insane to believe his profile mann... can't even write... *yawnz*
 Ainsel

Joined: 2/20/2005
Msg: 8
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Posted: 3/28/2005 5:35:34 AM
How about "hi i am all you are lookin for".

My immediate response was 'Ummmm NO'
 Bbates024

Joined: 11/11/2004
Msg: 9
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Posted: 3/28/2005 5:48:40 AM
Vamp thats the crazyest email I have ever heard of. Why dosnt he just say I love you so you can just put him on your blocked user list. Anyway I try and step it up a notch when I send an email. I figure that I have to let some of my award winning personality show up or else I'll just be ignored. One thing thats weird is its hard to be funny when typing unless your IMing each other. Anyway I hate it when i get msgs that say your dog is so cute msg me. LOL I'm cute to remember that.
 yourbuttercup

Joined: 11/9/2004
Msg: 10
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Posted: 3/28/2005 6:16:06 AM
A so-called Doctor emailed me too....this was his message.....


Hi love,
i am a doctor from saudi arabia..I have studied in London for 5 years..i love to live there.. i am 33 yo. i am a very good looking man..i want to marry you and live there if that is possible , please reply to tell me if ok love... ali



lmao wtf?!!!?
 CEC93013

Joined: 12/28/2004
Msg: 11
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:14:44 PM
Hay babe, you wanna boogy??? You wanna Boogy woogy,woogy with me??? (-;

Now all we have to define is exactly what Boogy is,as to weather this is a turn off line or not...(-;

But in reality,who in their right mind would not want to go our and Boogy with a sexy little dog like me??? *-;
 strange0879

Joined: 2/3/2005
Msg: 12
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Posted: 3/28/2005 12:22:02 PM
posing as a doctor and yet his communication is horrible lol. Ya right.
 Bustersab

Joined: 12/13/2004
Msg: 13
examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 3/28/2005 4:08:59 PM

I hear ya Dance...any message where the guy thinks he is too cool is hilarious and annoying. Did he assume because you are a Hottie that you dont have any brains and will IM him? Lets try some originality here guys. But what gets me is that they seldom reread there emails b4 they send them??? Or do all guys spell incredibly bad?????...doesnt give the greatest impression to the person you are emailing to.


Pot, meet kettle. Sorry sassy, but check your own spelling and grammar before criticizing others. Oh, BTW, give up the AOL speak to. It's not becoming of you.
 Crystal120

Joined: 2/18/2005
Msg: 14
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Posted: 3/28/2005 10:30:59 PM
Heres an exerpt from one I received the other day...

"blah blah blah...then we will go to my place & I will lick u in all your naughty places to make you scream" " I know we are perfect for each other as I am perfect."

Barf.It was more graphic but can't post it. I replied back "no, i don't think so; but thanks for the laugh"
 antares1222

Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 15
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Posted: 3/28/2005 11:10:49 PM
"wowowo i love your boody and face that what i am looking for wowowowowowowow nice all things you have so take red rose from my heart plese and sure that promise you i will never forget that face and i hope to be close to your heart and tell me how cani do that and i will be with you any where any time just tell me"





oh baby i am so there
 jpl3447

Joined: 2/5/2005
Msg: 16
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Posted: 3/28/2005 11:20:53 PM

"HEY HOTTIE, IM ME FOR FUN CHAT TIME"


Those kind of guys whisper me in chat rooms asking me my ASL (age/sex/location). Since I am a guy and get momentarily peturbed that they didn't check my profile to see what sex I was in the first place I whisper right back and say,


127/Troll/Tulsa bridge



LMAO they never whisper me back after that!
 antares1222

Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 17
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Posted: 3/28/2005 11:25:28 PM
“You know, I’ve noticed something that’s really interesting about you… I don’t know if anyone has ever noticed it before.”



Nice trick to get you to write back
 jpl3447

Joined: 2/5/2005
Msg: 18
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Posted: 3/28/2005 11:27:21 PM
Gee, that is a nice trick!
 antares1222

Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 19
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Posted: 3/28/2005 11:28:50 PM
my all time favorite

"hi"

variations
"hello"
"hi how are you"
 antares1222

Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 20
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Posted: 3/28/2005 11:31:41 PM
Hey beautiful!
I'd like to know if you'd be interested in hooking up discreetly. I'm disease, drug, etc. free. and am fun to hang out with.
I'm looking for casual sex if I may be blunt.
 jpl3447

Joined: 2/5/2005
Msg: 21
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Posted: 3/28/2005 11:38:16 PM
That is what I usually do, just say "hi" or "hello". I have found that "hullo lol" doesn't work or saying "hello?", either (sounds kind of desperate). I have had some good conversations start up with a simple hi.

Oh wait... that is when on the IM lol. Email is a whole different story.
 JessKO

Joined: 1/18/2005
Msg: 22
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examples of messages that are lame and turn me off
Posted: 3/28/2005 11:51:41 PM
I think I got that red rose message.

I feel less special now.

new lame message:
"HEY "
 yourbuttercup

Joined: 11/9/2004
Msg: 23
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Posted: 3/29/2005 12:07:13 AM
hello im "BLAH BLAH BLAH" and love to dress as women.my hobbies are knitting netball playing and shoppin for womens clothes!!!i love doin that anyway if you like me im sure you will get in touchwell have some fun i duno maybe swap knickers


????

ANOTHER:

hi agree marriage? I want wife who enjoy oral. I fantasise about you all the time. agree marriage with me?


hhmmmmm?!!!........NOPE!!!
 catherine321

Joined: 12/9/2004
Msg: 24
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Posted: 3/29/2005 12:48:36 AM
Oooh, oooh, let me play too!

"Invite me over"

"You're choice"

"You look like my sister" (wtf?)

 DKNWhy

Joined: 2/16/2005
Msg: 25
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Posted: 3/29/2005 1:32:11 AM

"You look like my sister"

Joe Dirt!
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