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 brawnydog
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I take my poet into my hand
Everytime I have to pee
I think most of the girls are with the band
I keep my typing hand free

moo
 TiMwM
Joined: 10/3/2006
Msg: 2
Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/18/2006 2:35:35 PM
what kind of silly rhyme is this
it makes me want to take a piss
I pull it out, unfold it gently
hoist it up and soon it's empty

ah.................
 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/18/2006 2:42:19 PM
the feeling is like no other
bladder full and running madly
It's in my hand, I didn't say udder
I just hope that this thread won't brand me

forgot to moo
 intenzity
Joined: 8/30/2006
Msg: 4
Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/18/2006 5:05:32 PM
~ Lessons In Thread Care ~


To see a new thread
Threatened for deletion
To not allow his words to be spoken
Not fair he might have a heart thats broken
Perfect for this place you see

Oh dog... It will brand you for sure this thread
Don't let it go completely to your head
I've been there my friend and all the while
Seen walking on water thinking I'm all smiles
Then it comes crashing on in
Never thinking TOUGH SKIN

Just care for it treat it with respect and don't be surprised
If you find love and hate within what is surmised...
Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/18/2006 5:52:47 PM
Saw the Dog's thread,and If I'm not mistaken,
I know which head that you've been a-shakin',
Just make a few phone call,I know this is true,
And you can get someone to shake it for you!
 om
Joined: 5/28/2006
Msg: 6
Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/18/2006 9:40:41 PM
oh boy, a terse verse for soothsayers, or worse
schmos like me get chatty and con-verse
ok,guilty, but I was a newbie back in rory's thread
and the chat was at hand then went to my head

( with humble apologies to rory )
Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/19/2006 4:13:36 PM
Let's do a terse about jobs that suck,
You work your azz off,and then?WTF?!
Get treated so badly you just have to quit!
Well,screw it!I've had enough of the sh*t!
 sweetness-one
Joined: 10/17/2005
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/19/2006 6:51:56 PM
I hear you there, lady,
Sometimes we all snap,
When work is the sh*ts
And can't take no more crap.

You'll find something better
I know this is true;
So never you fear,
And please, don't you stew.

The pay will be higher,
The job much more fun;
But for now, my dear lady
Just crack open a cold one!

Some coronas and lime
And that place you won't miss;
Cause you finally told them
Your azz they can kiss!

Have a few on me, Leafs

 brawnydog
Joined: 5/12/2006
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/20/2006 2:15:32 PM
tomorrows child lives within me today
he still will when I am old and grey
I long for the hayrack and the warm fire
softness of lips...a boys only desire


terse II lol

Let's not turn this place into a kitchen
I ain't doin dishes and the women will be b.itchen
Don that fricking french maid outfit
The one that shows areola through it

moo
 brawnydog
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/21/2006 2:35:36 PM
is that a spatula or are you happy to see me?
flip it over and apply your secret marinade
.....as the teatotalers flee
and we will continue our mentality of seventh grade.

moo
 rory27
Joined: 2/14/2005
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/21/2006 3:23:53 PM
Wrap your panty hose around my member
And we'll fuck n' kiss till mid-December.
Godspeed and all that crap to the highest;
Lick my schwinzel. You're good. Christ, I'm biased.
 brawnydog
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/21/2006 3:33:17 PM
I toasted frosty and had a patty melt special
Tossed on his top hat and asked the waitress to make it
she drove me over a rusty tressel
tightened the bolts and oiled my davit

moo
 rory27
Joined: 2/14/2005
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/21/2006 3:54:56 PM
I once toasted a Patty.
(Her breasts were flavorful cloves.)
She dressed sexy and natty
And liked to bend over the stove.
 ][KAOS][
Joined: 2/24/2006
Msg: 14
Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/21/2006 4:02:42 PM
You guys have lost me
How could that be
Have you seen my mind?
Pls return it if you find...
It... banging away on a wall
or writing profanity on a bathroom wall.


I was done this terse
but some dumb ass rule
said I must write more verse
*sigh* so I write and write
and hope I can see
this rule get nuked
Or I'll have to flee.
 brawnydog
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/21/2006 4:07:31 PM
shut up
face down and ass up
The boys are out and you have tits
Nevermind. Just read the first two tidbits
 rory27
Joined: 2/14/2005
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/21/2006 4:21:19 PM
"Just add more terse and stir"
Are the ingredients for the thread.
When your motor revs and purrs
It's a cook-off with the cock-out guys in bed.
 brawnydog
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/22/2006 6:39:20 PM
Kaos simply wouldn't mind
Told to lower her head and raise her behind
I guess I'll just tie her up next time
with ribbens of silk soaked in cheap but tasty wine

moo
 rory27
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/22/2006 6:41:54 PM
Drip drip drip goes the faucet in the rain
Where hidden umbrellas explode in a hurricane.
Biblical blowhards land on unsheltered heads
As six thousand serpents tie your ankles on the bed.
 brawnydog
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/22/2006 6:47:13 PM
snakes and devils sigh and slither
breathing fire with breath to wilter
split the ocean with a forked tongue
her will suddenly comes undone
 rory27
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/22/2006 6:52:18 PM
Is that Zeus with a hard-on?
A majestic, inspiring sight.
Lightening in a cyclone -- "beg pardon" --
Fecundating through the night.
 brawnydog
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/22/2006 7:01:40 PM
Fecundate on the training pad
anywhere else and the dog is bad
Zeus is a god, half man and half moose
okay in the vagina butt rough in the goose
Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/22/2006 7:35:08 PM

Lick my schwinzel.


Never heard it called that before...I love you pervs!

You can wear my panties ,like a hat on your head,
As we frolick across the big king-sized bed,
Make me blush,and moan,and scream,
Rub my breasts with chocolate ice cream,
Off to the shower,for some more humpty-bumpin',
Then fill up the bath for a little tub-thumpin'!

Sorry,guys....I'm not so good at the 'naughty' poems.
 brawnydog
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Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/22/2006 7:53:15 PM
schwinzel roasting on an open fire
jack daniels made my singed nose
yesterday I heard say, clay aiken was gay
merry schwinzel...to you

moo
 neseemoo
Joined: 6/2/2006
Msg: 24
Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/22/2006 11:34:01 PM
Well, sometimes I have to make up a word
Its not as absurd
as you think.
I mean
It seems that the important things, the stuff that’ll count
Doesn’t even have the words to mount
The smallest campaign.
Wouldn’t be understood
Even if we could
Articulate.

So berate
Me for it
I feel euphoric
When I understand the concept
And feel adept
Enough to dare to describe it
Let lone scribe it
Into poetry
Verse free
You know the score
That’s what we have poets for.



Anonymousity: the ability to keep oneself under the radar…Fox medicine…..to remain anonymous.

Infini: Kinda goes on forever in a drifty way. Has to do with God and the ability to expand ones thoughts. Infinite possibilities.

Teleolfactance: The psychic sense of smell. Like some dogs have. Or the smell of your Grandfathers pipe at Christmas, ten years after he died, Sweetgrass burning in Harlem, unaccountable smells.

Truven: To dance in rubber boots. (Comes in handy at rainy outdoor weddings and such.)

Four of my new ones. I have more.
 lady_bugg65
Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 25
Terse verse..on a Nova hood...with a soothsayer...somewhere in the woods
Posted: 11/23/2006 6:37:13 PM
time for some dirt
ta hell with da hurt
so go find the van keys
and come wet my pan ties...

pink and lacey
red and racey
white and silky
or warm and milky....

tongue and cheek
or
cheek and tongue...

i'll take both...please :)

woof..
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