Sonon
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Joined: 11/8/2006
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/27/2006 9:15:35 PM | Years ago, I passed a night in a bar with friends and as usual 've been drinking and dancing (or trashing) alot.
I met a good girl that I already knew who wasn't living too far from the bar so I suggested that I go sleep in her appart and I'll take the metro in the morning to go home. She was single and me too so we took a shower and went to bed...
I can't remember all the details but she was doing it with lot of suction, a real vacuum.
It wasn't that bad so I didn't complaint and I was still very drunk so I felt asleep very soon after.
The morning came.. I woke up with pain from the member.. alot of pain.
Looked at it, the cap was way too big..swollen.. and the rest was small!!
Was really hangover, my head wasn't feeling too good neither..what a bad wake-up.
I had only one pair of very tight jeans and just too help.. it was the one...
I'm allergic to cats so I was suspecting the cat..
I knew there was a clinic about half a mile.. so I put on the $%^ jeans and walk (if we can call this walking) to the clinic. Finally arrived, registered, took a magazine and sit there for about 45 minutes (45 hours!)
Saw the doc... she told me to buy allergex from the drugstore and let it pass!!
I took a taxi to go buy allergex..took another one to go home.. painful
At the time I was living with roommates and my room was in the basement.
Once in my room I removed those &^% jeans..took three allergex and went to bed for three unqualifiable days. My roommates started to call me "the monster in the basement"!
The stupid allergex wasn't working at all. My cap was still very big full of pressurized blood... I was feeling rage but had too much pain to rage on anyone.
I decided to move my ass before losing the d*ck. Walked to another clinic that wasn't too far.
Once again had to explain the problem.... not to talk about the kids in the waiting room who was asking me what I had..
Saw another doc....he told me that I have to go the general hospital downtown Montreal..
Take a taxi... go the emergency...explain again..waiting room..again people asking...
God, could I die... please?
Saw another doc.. he told me:
-You are not circumcised, you was drunk, the erection was out before she stopped s*cking...you didn't try to put the skin back on so the skin is strangling the cap and all this blood can't go back..
-Well son, we'll have to cut that little skin, you are gonna be circumcised!!
I was something like 25 years old so the idea of circumcision was not sounding too good.
I told the doc that I appreciate his professionalism but I will need the opinion of another...
The other doc came.. had to explain.... again... they talked together and told me they'll try to fix it without circumcision...
Then a nurse came, told me to get on that wheel-bed...
Once on the wheel-bed she inclined it (head down, feet up)
Then uncovered the member put two bags of ice on it.
The plan was to get the penis cold (smaller) and the blood in my upper body..
Well, looks like a better plan than the allergex!
The hospital was very busy.. the rooms was missing so they put me in the hall to wait for three hours..just like that.. head down, ice on!!
Of course there was people asking me why I was there.. in that posture..
They brought me to the "operating" room.
Got me to sleep.. pushed the cap back where it's supposed to be.
When I woke-up there was seven or eight professionals waiting to see my reactions.. all of them had a big smile.. I looked at my p*nis...is was fixed!! oh god!
24hs later, it was like new and it still is :o)
Just to say guys, if you're really drunk and someone is on..... | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/27/2006 9:30:39 PM | | That sounds ridiculous... sort of like those urban legend email forwards that do the rounds. I am in disbelief. Is there a doctor in the house? | |
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Sonon
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Joined: 11/8/2006
Msg: 5 | |
| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/27/2006 9:33:01 PM | To be ridiculous, it is ridiculous.
.. on my side it's not...
Don't "email forwards" there's gonna be a doc in the room. | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/27/2006 11:46:46 PM | Don't believe everything you hear on the net but I have heard stories that where
just as weird and that I know to be true since I trust the source of those ones...
Shit happens! | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/28/2006 6:10:07 AM | The only thing funnier than that story was how you told it.!!!
That was great- i felt like i was there !!-- the "monster in the basement" was too funny.
I'm glad it worked out for you my friend.
Happy Holidays................................ :) | |
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Sonon
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Joined: 11/8/2006
Msg: 10 | |
| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/28/2006 3:13:24 PM | Great that the story can turn funny, it helps.
My friends did like it alot too...the first time I was wondering what's a friend who laugh like that at what happen... but it didn't took long before I started to find it funny too..
I don't think it's very weird..It just take a bad drunk sexual experience and a inexperienced doctor.....
It probably happen way more than we think but guys have their pride... Like guys at the hospital with things stuck it their asses, it happen very often...they just never ever talk about it....
I'm not too sure if it's good for me to put that on pof but Anyway,
The more you enjoyed the more all this sh*t have a positive side.. | |
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Posted: 11/28/2006 7:01:21 PM | I know a guy who told me he was circumsized later in life, just because he wanted it and he said it was the most painful experience of his life but had no regrets.
That sounds like quite and ordeal, glad it worked out. | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/28/2006 7:22:20 PM | LMFAO!!!! The monster was not living in the basement my friend. It was living in your pants!!! | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/28/2006 9:33:12 PM | | actually I disagree on the monster comments, im thinking the girl was the sucking monster...LOL | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/28/2006 9:44:32 PM | what a way to advertise your not clipped!!
too bad your not closer... the good ones are hard to find. | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/28/2006 11:01:13 PM | | Damn that girl had some suction... Wonder how many other guys she has put into the hosptial. your lucky she didn't suck a testical through your urithra | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/28/2006 11:01:56 PM | | Damn that girl had some suction... Wonder how many other guys she has put into the hosptial. your lucky she didn't suck a testical through your urithra | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/29/2006 1:05:26 AM | | WOW!!! What a very scary story, thats unbelievable, lmao! OP should be a spokesman on why NOT to have drunken sex, lol!! Glad all is well down below now:) | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/29/2006 1:52:46 AM | | Reminds me of the time i took my buddy larry to the villiage in korea. he was some what of a nerdy type and had never been with a woman. So on his bithday i took him for his first piece of tang. while he was dunking his dobber i went to gwet beer, when I got back the cute little korean girl told me. " He need be cut" i thought oh shit what have i done. Then she threw back the covers and revealed his un circumsized**** I took him to the hospital that afternoon and he was fine with in a week, i couldn't keep him out of the villager after that. | |
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Sonon
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Joined: 11/8/2006
Msg: 20 | |
| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/29/2006 6:48:28 PM | I heard there was three others.. no luck for them... they lost the whole thing ;o/
Just joking but to younger girls... suck*ng doesn't mean applying as much suction as you can!! It's just an orale massage... ho yes, a good orale massage lol | |
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Posted: 11/29/2006 7:48:47 PM | OMG! LMFAO here! That was so funny! Hysterical stuff but sounds like no fun for you! hahahahahaha I'm glad your done now so your safe.....heheheheh So is the lil guy cuter now!!  | |
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Posted: 11/29/2006 8:32:05 PM | that was hilarious!!!! you are a great story teller....!!!
and I kept my drink in my cup and in my mouth the whole time I was laughing until
Damn that girl had some suction... Wonder how many other guys she has put into the hosptial. your lucky she didn't suck a testical through your urithra
that did it..... the juice is all over the freaking keyboard and the shift key is stuck.........
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Posted: 11/29/2006 8:32:25 PM | hey man i feel you on this  i was seventeen when i got my kock clipped  had to! there just wasn't enough skin to go around when it got hard  kinda bent better yet was pulled down and in
after having sex for the third or fourth time  and expierencing the same damage done  i was told to get it clipped before the medicade was taken away from me at my eighteen birthday 
so i did just that but a funny thing happen that night at the hosipital after the operation well not so funny then but today i look back at it and it brings a smile to my lips  actually everytime i look at it i can't help but think about it
you see that night the nurse passed by and brought me an ice pack  i asked what the heck to which she says trust me you are gonna need this so she goes on to explain when i start to feel sensation to put the ice pack on my casted kock i said yeah right
well she was right but she should have told me to start icing it down RIGHT AWAY but she didn't so sure enough i got an ERECTION that nearly broke the cast in half tore six stitches they had to rush me back into the OR and patch me up all over again the ice pack slept with me for a week maybe a little longer
now i have a scar running from just behind the head of my kock to just about the middle of it  it's a GREAT conversational thing not only because its a scar but it kinda looks like the bolt of lightening on Frankenstiens fore head
hey i always look on the bright side everytime i get an erection (10 or more times a day ) NO PAIN  NO PAIN  | |
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Sonon
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Joined: 11/8/2006
Msg: 24 | |
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| Circumcising at 25....Wait!!
Posted: 11/30/2006 9:15:37 AM | hey it's all good  one less thing you have to concern yourself with when you are about to get laid | |
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