| Redneck joke i seen an heard on jay leno.
Posted: 3/31/2005 12:25:50 AM | I was watching jey leno an
i heard this, You know ur a Redneck when having "bling,Bling" means having a row of Teeth. lmao   too funny :P
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| Redneck joke i seen an heard on jay leno.
Posted: 4/5/2005 2:00:26 PM | I remember Jeff from when I was back in the states...
One of the ads he did for one of his shows has stayed in my head since...
If you are watching this on a television that sits on top of another non-working television... you might be at one of my relative's house :P | |
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| Redneck joke i seen an heard on jay leno.
Posted: 4/12/2005 7:27:58 PM | He was on The Country music awards last night with some good ones about redneck women...If you can smoke, breastfeed your baby and drive stick shift at the same time you might be a redneck woman!!!
Anyone remember any more???
jj
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| Redneck joke i seen an heard on jay leno.
Posted: 4/13/2005 5:28:11 PM | you might be a redneck if..... you cut your grass and find a car...
you might be a redneck if....if you think the "nutcracker" is something you do off the highdive. | |
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| why rednecks cant be paramedics
Posted: 4/14/2005 12:35:17 PM | A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.He doesnt seem to be brearhing;his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator,I think bubba is dead! what should i do?"
The operator,in a calm soothing voice says,just take it easy and follow my instructions. first, lets make sure he"s dead."
There is silence...................................and then a shot is heard.
The rednecks voice comes back on the line, Okay,now what?' | |
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| Redneck joke i seen an heard on jay leno.
Posted: 4/14/2005 3:58:20 PM | If you've ever said "somebody come take a picture of this before I flush it"
If you have a house that is mobile and 14 cars that aren't
If you think the "Nutcracker" is something you did off the high dive
If you've ever climbed to the top of a watertower to defend your wifes honor
If your belt buckle can be used as ID
If the most common word phrase heard in you house is "somebody come jiggle the handle"
If directions to your house include "turn off the paved road"
If your mom has a spit cup on the ironing board
If you smoked at your wedding | |
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Rencen
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Joined: 1/14/2005
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| Redneck joke i seen an heard on jay leno.
Posted: 4/14/2005 4:13:03 PM | 2 rednecks drinking beer while driving down a back road. While taking a drink, the driver sees a cop in the rearview mirror. He looks over at his cousin and says "The smokey's are behind us flashin' the lights". He cousin panics and wants to toss the beer out the window. The driver says "No. I gots me a bedder ideeya. Gimme dem beers". He peeled 2 labels off the bottles and put one label on his forehead and the other on his cousins forehead.
"Jus' leev um thar!" he said.
officer walks up, sees beer bottles, smells alcohol, and notices the labels on their foreheads..
Officer "You boys been drinking and driving?"
Driver "No sir, Officer. As you can see... wur on thu patch." | |
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xeodis
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Joined: 1/28/2005
Msg: 25 | |
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